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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: border on July 02, 2007, 08:19:45 PM

Title: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: border on July 02, 2007, 08:19:45 PM
If you had to, which would you choose?

This is going to be straight-up hardcore sex with little banter, so you can't answer with some dumb shit like "I'd chose John Hodgman because he's so witty and funny, we'd have a good conversation."

(http://images.apple.com/getamac/images/indextop20060501.jpg)
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 02, 2007, 08:20:16 PM
The PC guy is more likely to have breasts.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 02, 2007, 08:21:24 PM
PC guy, because PC users are used to taking it up the pooper.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: bluemax on July 02, 2007, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2007, 08:21:24 PM
PC guy, because PC users are used to taking it up the pooper.

What? I'd say hardcore Mac enthusiasts have taken just as much anal rapeage over the years if not more so than Windows users.

Also a Mac is and always has been a PC.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: Cyanista on July 02, 2007, 08:27:54 PM
Ummm....    :-\
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 02, 2007, 08:35:07 PM
PC!!!


Oh, John Hodgman...  :-[
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 02, 2007, 08:41:14 PM
PC
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 02, 2007, 09:50:39 PM
Patel always struck me as a Mac guy.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 02, 2007, 09:52:02 PM
After having watched LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, I would say the Mac Guy. He could whisper sarcastic nothings into my ear while he goes for a reacharound.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 02, 2007, 09:52:34 PM
You are such an easy lay, dude.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: demi on July 02, 2007, 09:53:22 PM
PC, he seems like a tender lover
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 02, 2007, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 02, 2007, 09:52:34 PM
You are such an easy lay, dude.

 :ninja
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 02, 2007, 09:54:37 PM
Quote from: demi on July 02, 2007, 09:53:22 PM
PC, he seems like a tender lover

You just have a thing for rotund men.  Do you secretly harbor feelings for me too?  I have not shaved in awhile, I bet I could double as Nick Frost.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: demi on July 02, 2007, 09:59:31 PM
I can't bed someone who craves The Darkness

hurrrrr
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 02, 2007, 10:02:28 PM
I burn it on fire for you.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2007, 10:06:30 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 02, 2007, 09:52:02 PM
After having watched LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, I would say the Mac Guy. He could whisper sarcastic nothings into my ear while he goes for a reacharound.

The first guy in the thread to assume bottom position  :-*

Oh, I'd totally fuck mac guy.  Had a thing for him since Herbie Fully Loaded  :-*
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: xnikki118x on July 03, 2007, 02:30:06 AM
MAC!! PC guy reminds me of someone's dad. MAC guy reminds me of a sexy art student I'd meet in a coffee shop who'd want to paint me naked or something.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 03, 2007, 02:38:45 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on July 03, 2007, 02:30:06 AM
MAC!! PC guy reminds me of someone's dad. MAC guy reminds me of a sexy art student I'd meet in a coffee shop who'd want to paint me naked or something.

Uh oh, someone tell her boyfriend - a sexy art student wants to paint Nikki naked.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: max_cool on July 03, 2007, 03:36:56 AM
I thought this was MacGuyver or PC guy and that was no contest... MacGuyver!
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: border on July 03, 2007, 02:11:32 PM
There might be a danger of me enjoying it with the Mac Guy, so I would probably go with the PC Guy.
Title: Re: Would you rather have sex with the Mac Guy or the PC Guy?
Post by: Tauntaun on July 03, 2007, 02:49:20 PM
so wait, they're both men?  :o  isn't that kind of....

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