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Title: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 02, 2007, 08:47:40 PM
I just talked to a friend about brothers.  I mentioned that my younger brother, during his early teen years, had a gross habit of taking food into the bathroom with him when he went to shit.  I thought it was gross.  Then he tells me, as he has two kids, that he uses that as a potty training tool.  He lets the kids eat candy when they poop so they're more enthusiastic to use the toilet.  I mean, from a pure hygiene standpoint, it seems like a bad idea.  Plus, putting something into your body as it poops stuff out seems like a sin.  I dunno.

Folks with kids, feel free to comment.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 02, 2007, 08:48:18 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

Even I dont do that!
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Mupepe on July 02, 2007, 08:52:19 PM
There's this guy here at work that works in our loading dock at night when it closes.  The guy has a habit of eating shitloads of spicy foreign food that fucks with his stomach.

one morning i'm here at work and the lady that works in the morning calls me and is like "come look at this!  come now!"

so i go over there and lo and behold, there is shit all over the toilet seat, dirty toilet paper hanging out of the bowl, nasty toilet paper on the floor etc.  And what do I see inside the trash can near the toilet?  Pizza Hut Wingstreet wings.  Apparently the "Buffalo Hot" flavor.  There were half eaten ones, bones and everything inside the trash can.

The dude had been eating these wings while taking a massively disgusting shit on, in and around the toilet.  Terrible.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Vizzys on July 02, 2007, 08:56:39 PM
oh man ^
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 02, 2007, 09:00:25 PM
I guess...if its candy or something you can pop into your mouth...sure.

But like a Snickers...no.

and lol at Mupes story. Wings are fucken messy too. How he managed to take an explosive shit, eat wings and be able to keep the two from contaminating eachother...oh god.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 02, 2007, 09:36:28 PM
Ahhh why the fuck did I read mupepe's post  :'(
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 02, 2007, 10:29:17 PM
:-X
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 02, 2007, 10:33:42 PM
MUPEPES POST IS POTY IMO ROFLOMGBBQ

:punch  :punch

:spin :elephant
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Ichirou on July 02, 2007, 11:41:00 PM
Eating while pooping is one of the most disgusting things...ugh...I would never do it, and would never let my kids do it either.  It's just gross.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: FatalT on July 03, 2007, 12:32:09 AM
Oh my god that post was hilarious AND disgusting.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Bloodwake on July 03, 2007, 01:00:35 AM
I used to drink milk while taking a shit.

Hey, it made me thirsty for some reason.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Ichirou on July 03, 2007, 01:20:41 AM
I used to drink milk while taking a shit.

Hey, it made me thirsty for some reason.

Did you ever think about turning it into chocolate milk, if you know what I mean? :P
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 03, 2007, 01:40:36 AM
MILK. MILK. LEMONADE. AND THIS IS WHERE THE FUDGE COMES OUT.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: xnikki118x on July 03, 2007, 02:36:50 AM
Holy crap, that might be the grossest thing I've ever thought of.

I can see using food as a reward/encouragement for using the potty. I can't remember if it was my little brother or one of my younger cousins, but we went for ice cream the first time he pooped on the potty. This was AFTER he pooped, flushed, and washed his hands.

YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE POTTY. Eating while pooping totally defeats this purpose.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 03, 2007, 04:40:45 AM
YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE POTTY. Eating while pooping totally defeats this purpose.
Oh my god...you don't know how many times I've been in the womens' bathroom and some disgusting slob walks straight from a stall and out the door.   :yuck
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 03, 2007, 04:56:01 AM
YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE POTTY. Eating while pooping totally defeats this purpose.
Oh my god...you don't know how many times I've been in the womens' bathroom and some disgusting slob walks straight from a stall and out the door.   :yuck

I figure if that woman is only pissing and wiping the wetness around her fanny afterwards shes allowed not to wash her hands, shitting is a different story
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: xnikki118x on July 03, 2007, 05:36:00 AM
YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE POTTY. Eating while pooping totally defeats this purpose.
Oh my god...you don't know how many times I've been in the womens' bathroom and some disgusting slob walks straight from a stall and out the door.   :yuck

Doesn't it make your skin crawl? The ratio of flushes to running sink water is terrible.

Furthermore, I can sometimes understand not washing your hands when you're at home or whatever. But when you're in public, around other people, don't you worry about a. getting people sick, and b. the fact that people are going "eww that dirty bitch didn't wash her hands!?" after you leave? Seriously.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 03, 2007, 11:52:22 AM
Im more bothered by the fact that at men's urinals there's always a puddle right in front of the urinal. SHAKE OFF BEFORE YOU DISENGAGE PEOPLE! HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIGURE OUT?!?!?
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Tauntaun on July 03, 2007, 11:56:35 AM
There's this guy here at work that works in our loading dock at night when it closes.  The guy has a habit of eating shitloads of spicy foreign food that fucks with his stomach.

one morning i'm here at work and the lady that works in the morning calls me and is like "come look at this!  come now!"

so i go over there and lo and behold, there is shit all over the toilet seat, dirty toilet paper hanging out of the bowl, nasty toilet paper on the floor etc.  And what do I see inside the trash can near the toilet?  Pizza Hut Wingstreet wings.  Apparently the "Buffalo Hot" flavor.  There were half eaten ones, bones and everything inside the trash can.

The dude had been eating these wings while taking a massively disgusting shit on, in and around the toilet.  Terrible.

 :lol :lol :lol  I never NEVER understand how someone can do that, it's not that hard to get it into the toilet.
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2007, 11:57:23 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Himu on July 03, 2007, 12:02:08 PM
Im more bothered by the fact that at men's urinals there's always a puddle right in front of the urinal. SHAKE OFF BEFORE YOU DISENGAGE PEOPLE! HOW HARD IS THAT TO FIGURE OUT?!?!?

DAP. DO YOU DAP?!
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Shuri on July 03, 2007, 06:20:21 PM
I'm actually browing this thread from the shitter as we speak. I love my laptop
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2007, 08:17:54 PM
Yeah, I don't get that.

But I also don't get people who spend like half an hour taking a shit or something.  I'm in and out in less than five minutes.  Why would you want to hang out in the shitter?
Title: Re: Letting kids eat while pooping - bad parenting or no?
Post by: The Sceneman on July 03, 2007, 08:19:03 PM
Yeah, I don't get that.

But I also don't get people who spend like half an hour taking a shit or something.  I'm in and out in less than five minutes.  Why would you want to hang out in the shitter?

either youve got a PSP or a copy of Mad Magazine