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Title: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 01:13:50 AM
(http://i17.tinypic.com/63jxukj.jpg)

Discuss.   At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 04, 2007, 01:14:21 AM
i wish i was in fft :'(
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 04, 2007, 01:16:45 AM
oh my
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Oblivion on July 04, 2007, 01:17:46 AM
AHUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHAUAHUAHa
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Vizzys on July 04, 2007, 01:19:23 AM
god help us
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 01:20:11 AM
This was actually a cartoon I loved in the 80's. None of this giant robot japafagbullcrappmarblesuptablesskylimitsflyingspacesaucers
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 04, 2007, 01:20:51 AM
malek am canuck furry CONFIRMED
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Vizzys on July 04, 2007, 01:23:07 AM
This was actually a cartoon I loved in the 80's. None of this giant robot japafagbullcrappmarblesuptablesskylimitsflyingspacesaucers

BUT NOW THEY BE

HARD HITTING CHIPMUNKS
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:25:19 AM
Discuss.   At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 01:30:25 AM
This was actually a cartoon I loved in the 80's. None of this giant robot japafagbullcrappmarblesuptablesskylimitsflyingspacesaucers

BUT NOW THEY BE

HARD HITTING CHIPMUNKS
They be up in your face. What you gonna do? Run to Alaska? Whitey afraid of the chipmunks.

malek am canuck furry CONFIRMED
I don't know. At this point I'm pretty hairy. Why fight it. Just lovin' my own kind.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Oblivion on July 04, 2007, 01:31:11 AM
IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT

WE'RE BACK WITH STYLE
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 04, 2007, 01:35:08 AM
Chipmunks?

Beatles?

Hugh Laurie?

[youtube=425,350]nkpNkBFUKMM[/youtube]
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Bloodwake on July 04, 2007, 01:40:08 AM
This idea - double barrel shotgun suicide on screen  :maf
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM
Me? I wanted a hula hoop.  :-\
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 01:42:52 AM
Discuss.   At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects?  Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6.  It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Yeti on July 04, 2007, 01:45:55 AM
This isn't real, it's a photoshop, right?  :lol
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 01:48:29 AM
This isn't real, it's a photoshop, right?  :lol

Nope, it is real.  DAVID CROSS plays the bad guy in it, so by all accounts, it will probably be better than Transformers, too.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: drozmight on July 04, 2007, 01:49:17 AM
This movie will make billions.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Bloodwake on July 04, 2007, 01:50:25 AM
Jason Lee: lone chance of goodness.

Still, this film's going to suck so much cock it's going to be sneezing semen.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 04, 2007, 01:51:45 AM
David Cross? sounds better than Transformers already
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Yeti on July 04, 2007, 01:52:14 AM
Jason Lee is a pretty good choice for David Seville.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Beezy on July 04, 2007, 01:54:53 AM
Discuss.   At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects?  Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6.  It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.
At least Transformers was fun to watch as a kid. The Chipmunks were fucking boring and Theodore's bitch ass was always crying about something.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 01:58:22 AM
Discuss.   At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects?  Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6.  It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.
At least Transformers was fun to watch as a kid. The Chipmunks were fucking boring and Theodore's bitch ass was always crying about something.

Like I said, Transformers was distinguished mentally-challenged even when I was a little kid.  I never watched the 80s iteration of Chipmunks, though, so I can't speak for that.

As far as 1980s half hour commercials, GI Joe > Transformers.  But I am smart enough to realize that going to a GI Joe movie based on the series would be completely and totally distinguished mentally-challenged. 
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Himu on July 04, 2007, 02:05:22 AM
Oh God.  :-\ :'(

I loved Alvin growing up...but...dammit. I'll probably see it.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Himu on July 04, 2007, 02:06:29 AM
Discuss.   At least the concept is less distinguished mentally-challenged than Transformers.
How?

Singing Chipmunks vs. giant fighting robots that can turn into everyday objects?  Transformers was a distinguished mentally-challenged concept when I was 6.  It's shockingly even more distinguished mentally-challenged today.
At least Transformers was fun to watch as a kid. The Chipmunks were fucking boring and Theodore's bitch ass was always crying about something.

Fuck off. Alvin and the Chimpmunks ruled.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 04, 2007, 02:07:53 AM
Someone photoshop black and distinguished black fellow instead of back and bigger.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Himu on July 04, 2007, 02:11:02 AM
Why did they make them gangsters.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 04, 2007, 02:17:12 AM
WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 04, 2007, 02:25:38 AM
As far as 1980s half hour commercials, GI Joe > Transformers.  But I am smart enough to realize that going to a GI Joe movie based on the series would be completely and totally distinguished mentally-challenged. 

NOT IF LARRY HAMA WROTE IT
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 02:27:28 AM
As far as 1980s half hour commercials, GI Joe > Transformers.  But I am smart enough to realize that going to a GI Joe movie based on the series would be completely and totally distinguished mentally-challenged. 

NOT IF LARRY HAMA WROTE IT

<slap>  YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 04, 2007, 02:34:14 AM
so who's pumped about VOLTRON, the multi-ethnic avenger formed from five junkyard scrap metal lions.

it's like, a metaphor for world peace, man

http://www.latinoreview.com/news.php?id=2203

VOL-TRON!
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Sho Nuff on July 04, 2007, 02:37:31 AM
<slap>  YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!

Hama :bow :bow

"My gun leaves an entry wound the size of a pea, and an exit wound the size of a chicken pot pie!"
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 04, 2007, 02:40:01 AM
Of the 80s nostalgia rehashes coming up, I think only Speed Racer stands a decent chance to be decent.  Well, that's really the test to see if the Wachowski Bros. are the biggest flukes in cinema.  Of all their films, only The Matrix is good, and that reeks of other folks working on it.  V for Vendetta was pretty enjoyable, but how much of that was them?  I guess Speed Racer will tell us.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 02:44:50 AM
I never understood the theory about them secretly doing V.  I mean, if they did something that good, why not take credit for it?  Their reps could have used some cred after the Matrix sequels.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2007, 02:45:51 AM
malek am canuck furry CONFIRMED

 :lol
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 04, 2007, 02:48:25 AM
I never understood the theory about them secretly doing V.  I mean, if they did something that good, why not take credit for it?  Their reps could have used some cred after the Matrix sequels.

It's gossip and hearsay, but who knows.  Again, Speed Racer will tell us.  Their filmography is almost universally awful to mediocre, save for The Matrix and I think we can thank script doctors and a reigned in production for that.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Ichirou on July 04, 2007, 02:55:28 AM
Why are they gangsta?  :o

And why can't you see their eyes?
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 04, 2007, 02:56:19 AM
because thats how they roll

spin dat shit dave
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 03:09:02 AM
ALVIN LIKA TA DRINK
ALVIN LIKE TA SMOKE
ALVIN LIKE TA MIX ARM N HAMMER WIT HIS COKE
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2007, 03:23:55 AM
ALVIN LIKA TA DRINK
ALVIN LIKE TA SMOKE
ALVIN LIKE TA MIX ARM N HAMMER WIT HIS COKE

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Ichirou on July 04, 2007, 03:24:49 AM
Who do you fellas think they'll get to voice Alvin, Simon and Theodore?
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 03:28:48 AM
Who do you fellas think they'll get to voice Alvin, Simon and Theodore?

The same two dudes that did the voices in the 80s are doing them.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2007, 03:34:09 AM
Huh.  Jason Lee and David Cross, you say?  I will illegally download this movie.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Ichirou on July 04, 2007, 03:46:02 AM
Who do you fellas think they'll get to voice Alvin, Simon and Theodore?

The same two dudes that did the voices in the 80s are doing them.


They're not getting black actors to play the roles!?

Cue the "that's racist" gif.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: The Sceneman on July 04, 2007, 04:43:47 AM
holy fuck

cant they come up with something new? Is it really that hard?
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Candyflip on July 04, 2007, 05:26:06 AM
holy fuck

cant they come up with something new? Is it really that hard?
Seriously. It's like they're trying to make crappy movies.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 04, 2007, 02:11:56 PM
Hey, don't look me. I just love GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

Your love of nostalgia is no better, TVC, what with your precious nancy boy Doctor.  :-*
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 02:53:44 PM
Hey, don't look me. I just love GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

Your love of nostalgia is no better, TVC, what with your precious nancy boy Doctor.  :-*

It's hardly nostalgia when it is actually a good show.  Considering the subject matter, it's impossible to make a big, dumb, exploding Michael Bay movie out of the Doctor.  Nostalgia is remembering something shitty from your childhood as being better than it was, like Nintendo and Transformers.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: bud on July 04, 2007, 02:57:18 PM
SLIDERS > DR. WHO
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: jiji on July 04, 2007, 03:38:57 PM
Why didn't they give GI Joe to Michael Bay in the first place? His military masturbation would have actually suited that franchise.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2007, 04:07:31 PM
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070704.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: demi on July 04, 2007, 04:10:54 PM
 :o

omg
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 04, 2007, 04:12:16 PM
le woofe
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2007, 04:13:58 PM
I just want vic mackey to sit on my face
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Error Macro on July 04, 2007, 04:27:58 PM
Why didn't they give GI Joe to Michael Bay in the first place? His military masturbation would have actually suited that franchise.

Half of the movie would be a hackneyed romantic melodrama involving Scarlett and Duke, then there'd be a special effects wankfest depicting an attack on Joe headquarters, followed by a mind-numbingly boring attempt at revenge by raiding Cobra Island.  No thanks.
Title: Re: Hey Willco and Distantmantra, Nostalgiatards, look what you hath wrought
Post by: Oblivion on July 04, 2007, 05:42:36 PM
Hey, don't look me. I just love GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS.

Your love of nostalgia is no better, TVC, what with your precious nancy boy Doctor.  :-*
Nostalgia is remembering something shitty from your childhood as being better than it was, like Nintendo and Transformers.

Wait, are you saying Nintendo's better now than back then?