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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on July 04, 2007, 12:19:03 PM

Title: Teach me som home work out moves.
Post by: GilloD on July 04, 2007, 12:19:03 PM
I don't have the time or the money to go the gym. I have never worked out in my life. What're some pretty simple home exercises I can do just to, oh, burn some fat? I'm not looking to get a raging Six Pack, just to tone out a little.

And don't start with TRY WALKIN G LOL because I end up walking like 4 miles a day.
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Post by: abrader on July 04, 2007, 12:29:02 PM
((((must resist posting long drawn out lude and disgusting comments))))
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Post by: Powerslave on July 04, 2007, 12:30:55 PM
shadow boxing man
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Post by: abrader on July 04, 2007, 12:37:40 PM
OK - here are some HOTT "home work" moves

- Get a sturdy yet cozy chair that gives proper back support

- A desk lamp makes it easier to read than full room lighting

- I recommend keeping a calculator handy, unless you are in front of your computer as math can be tricky without

- try not to snack in between each assignment, and try to snak on healthy things while studying - I reocmmend pistachios and yogurt....fresh fruit is always a winner, especially if you are brushing up for some kind of IQ competition

- Try to bring a friend so that they can study too and then you can cross quiz one another on the materials.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 04, 2007, 12:45:57 PM
go to www.worldofwarcraft.com and download the demo, then just dont eat
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Post by: ToxicAdam on July 04, 2007, 12:56:01 PM
Get a pair of cheap dumbbells (look in garage sale ads). You need weight to increase resistance and resistance leads to building muscle quicker.

Then HIGH reps of whatever exercise you choose.

When you are sitting down watching TV, you can pick up a dumbbell and do all kinds of exercises while you are sitting there. Makes it a breeze.

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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 04, 2007, 01:00:35 PM
I'd suggest cardio to trim body fat before you attempt to tone with weights.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on July 04, 2007, 02:47:43 PM
Increased muscle mass has the benefits of burning more calories.


An extra 10 pounds of muscle will therefore burn approximately 350 to 500 extra calories per day, or over 3,500 per week.


You would have do 20-40 minutes of cardio everyday to burn that many calories.



http://www.canadianliving.com/CanadianLiving/client/en/Health/DetailNews.asp?idNews=235302&idSM=315

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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 04, 2007, 02:48:53 PM
I use this website when I need work out tips. (http://www.jackinworld.com)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on July 04, 2007, 02:49:39 PM
Its give n take, but cardio will give you stamina while lifting too.
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Post by: Prost on July 04, 2007, 07:59:52 PM
buy a wii and play wii tennis.

i've played for 2 hours and I'm at like a score of ~1100!

those fucking pros are tough little bastards, but i've yet to lose!! mwahaha
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Post by: Powerslave on July 05, 2007, 12:07:25 PM
shadow boxing man


does anyone even know what this is?
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Post by: Powerslave on July 05, 2007, 12:08:43 PM
try it in front of a mirror for just one minute and tell me how effective it is.
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Post by: Robo on July 05, 2007, 12:19:12 PM
shadow boxing man


does anyone even know what this is?

Is it where you box the shadow of the hyperbolic Armenian Holocaust that has been cast over the great Turkish state?
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Post by: Powerslave on July 05, 2007, 12:23:56 PM
no it's where I box with the tits of your momma
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Post by: Robo on July 05, 2007, 12:52:49 PM
 ???

My momma isn't an Armenian heathan.
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Post by: Candyflip on July 05, 2007, 01:25:47 PM
buy a wii and play wii tennis.

i've played for 2 hours and I'm at like a score of ~1100!

those fucking pros are tough little bastards, but i've yet to lose!! mwahaha
Wii Tennis is broken. You can keep swinging the racket over and over and you'll never miss. Although sometimes you'll knock it out of bounds. Still, I've yet to lose a set.
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 05, 2007, 02:41:57 PM
Don't be such a pathetic girly man, hear me now and talk to me next Tuesday...

(http://blogimg.com/docisin/hans_franz.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 02:46:18 PM
I just do cardio

My complete session consists off

25 Minutes worth of Jumping jacks, jogging in place and 4 sets of pushups in between

1 Minute of Jumping jacks

4 Minutes of jogging in place

20 Pushups

Repeat 3 more times

Heres how I look now

(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4004/picture11mc3.jpg)

I just woke up, so BLAH
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 05, 2007, 02:47:34 PM
I just do cardio

My complete session consists off

25 Minutes worth of Jumping jacks, jogging in place and 4 sets of pushups in between

1 Minute of Jumping jacks

4 Minutes of jogging in place

20 Pushups

Repeat 3 more times

 :-* pics plz hawty