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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 08:21:27 AM

Title: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 08:21:27 AM
It's as uncomfortable as being locked in a port-o-potty with Pheonix Dark....  :-\ :'(
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Vizzys on September 19, 2006, 08:29:16 AM
trim not shave fool. Mr T pities the fool that trys shaving his balls with a razor.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 08:30:53 AM
I didn't even use shaving cream, because I'm too fucking hardcore....




 :-\
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Vizzys on September 19, 2006, 08:34:50 AM
dayum.  :'(









...sleep time now :zzz
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Bacon on September 19, 2006, 08:43:29 AM
Too late. I already do it every other day.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2006, 10:54:29 AM
Shaving your balls wtf?

Not enough hair on them to cut it. Lots of pubic hair though, but I'm not cutting it.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Fatghost28 on September 19, 2006, 11:00:56 AM
Real men wax their balls anyway :o
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 11:36:23 AM
lolz, I'll see how the ladies dig my hairless balls before I decide to wax then completely or not. ;)

And PD: No wonder you don't get laid. Hairy balls are for virgins. Fact.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2006, 12:20:32 PM
WHY
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2006, 12:20:42 PM
DOES
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2006, 12:20:50 PM
THIS
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2006, 12:20:58 PM
THREAD
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 19, 2006, 12:21:06 PM
EXIST
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 19, 2006, 12:35:00 PM
Because people dont understand the consequences of their actions.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 04:21:11 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2006, 04:42:06 PM
I agree with just trimming. Pubes stubble is HORRIBLE. Also, you didn't use shaving cream?! GOOD GOD! Feel that burn Shake :rofl
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 04:44:24 PM
What the fuck, shaving?  You might as well slice up the woman's cooter with PIN NEEDLES
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 04:45:09 PM
I AM MAN
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 04:45:54 PM
More like freak.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2006, 04:45:59 PM
What the fuck, shaving?  You might as well slice up the woman's cooter with PIN NEEDLES

BHAHHHAHHA

Guy: Ok its in

*Back and forth motion

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Bacon on September 19, 2006, 04:46:24 PM
It isn't a problem if you do it regularly. I've been doing it for years with no complaints.

Well, none about stubble at least.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 04:47:02 PM
It's hard for your palm to have complaints, Bacon.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 04:47:15 PM
More like freak.

 :-\

CrystalGemini wasn't complaining last night.... OLD SCHOOL BURN. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 04:49:23 PM
That's because she was asleep and - thank god - not having sex with your porcupine crotch.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Bacon on September 19, 2006, 04:52:05 PM
It's hard for your palm to have complaints, Bacon.

Not really. I have sensitive skin.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 04:52:32 PM
For the record, my landing strip is still intact. Unless I'm deep balling a chick, I doubt she'll really feel the underside of my smooth, smooth balls anyway.


I AM MAN.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 04:53:14 PM
Landing strip?  You're such a vag.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 04:56:37 PM
Pfffft. You know what I mean.


BONUS QUESTION: SINCE WHEN DO CUPS HAVE PROPER ANATOMY ???
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2006, 04:57:00 PM
If I shaved my balls and was having sex with a girl that was noticeably uncomfortable with the stubble I would totally say...

"Indian Rugburn lawlz!" and proceed to flip her around and donkey punch her
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 04:58:41 PM
 :o


 :lol
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: demi on September 19, 2006, 05:00:37 PM
Landing strip?  You're such a vag.

ahahahaha only chicks have landing strips, god you are a stupid cigarillo shake
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 05:03:09 PM
 :-\ :-\ :-\



WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ANY POKEMANS TO SHOW YOU

*runs away*




*like a faggy cigarillo*
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on September 19, 2006, 05:04:11 PM
why would you......

nevermind.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: etiolate on September 19, 2006, 05:17:46 PM
You're supposed to use lotion afterwards dumbass.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 05:19:03 PM
You're supposed to use lotion afterwards dumbass.

I did. Twice. No luck. :-\
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:26:24 PM
(http://www.pharmacy2u.co.uk/assets/product_images/detail/NadsHRemGel350.jpg)

It's calling you, Shake.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 05:31:55 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on September 19, 2006, 05:32:25 PM
(http://www.pharmacy2u.co.uk/assets/product_images/detail/NadsHRemGel350.jpg)

It's calling you, Shake.
depends if he's going for the 8 year old's balls look
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Bacon on September 19, 2006, 05:33:38 PM
(http://www.pharmacy2u.co.uk/assets/product_images/detail/NadsHRemGel350.jpg)

It's calling you, Shake.
depends if he's going for the 8 year old's balls look

Girls dig it.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 05:33:55 PM
I'm just going for the "its not a jungle down there" look. :-\
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Vizzys on September 19, 2006, 05:35:09 PM
(http://www.pharmacy2u.co.uk/assets/product_images/detail/NadsHRemGel350.jpg)

It's calling you, Shake.
I remember watching an infomercial for this product, I still wish I hadn't.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 05:35:44 PM
ITS MAGIK
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 05:35:54 PM
PUT NADS ON YO FACE
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:43:16 PM
It's edible too! In case you get hungry in between shaves.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 05:44:23 PM
Catz, do you like to eat nads?
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on September 19, 2006, 05:44:54 PM
It's edible too! In case you get hungry in between shaves.
:lol what's in it though? And would it cause all of your hair to fall out if you did eat it?
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:46:31 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some  :D

Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 05:46:58 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some  :D

ADMIT IT, YOU LIKE TO EAT NADS.  ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE ON YOUR FACE.  ADMIT IT!  REPENT NOW!
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Bacon on September 19, 2006, 05:48:44 PM
Nad's does not work very well.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on September 19, 2006, 05:49:19 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some  :D


list of natural stuff i wouldn't eat:

bees
shit
tree
human
moths
oil
stone
....
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Catz on September 19, 2006, 05:50:14 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some  :D

ADMIT IT, YOU LIKE TO EAT NADS.  ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE ON YOUR FACE.  ADMIT IT!  REPENT NOW!

:( Ok I admit it, I tried some. My friend bought some Nads and it tasted like fruits, honey... AND SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :-*
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: etiolate on September 19, 2006, 05:54:30 PM
You're supposed to use lotion afterwards dumbass.

I did. Twice. No luck. :-\

ouch

don't use rusty old razors?
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 06:02:40 PM
lolz, no really! It's made with all natural ingredients. The hosts in the infomercial ate some  :D

ADMIT IT, YOU LIKE TO EAT NADS.  ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE ON YOUR FACE.  ADMIT IT!  REPENT NOW!

:( Ok I admit it, I tried some. My friend bought some Nads and it tasted like fruits, honey... AND SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :-*

 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: Vizzys on September 19, 2006, 06:04:45 PM
Actual quote from the infomercial:

"I stepped out of the shower and my friend said kathy you've got nads?"

No joke.

The name might be different and it was like 3am but I remember laughing at this juvenile humor years ago.
Title: Re: GOOD LORD DON'T SHAVE YOUR BALLS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 08:43:25 PM
Catz, let me borrow some of your Nad's... :-*