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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:15:25 AM

Title: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:15:25 AM
I love demi because:

- If you squeeze his nipples chocolate milk comes out.

- He has an adorable fixation on bears, which is apparently gay slang for large hairy homosexual men.

- He likes Nick Frost.  A lot.

- He dated cloudwalking and she turned him gay.

- He is actually a pretty handsome dude in the photos I've seen of him.

- His gamerscore is very impressive.

- He is inscrutable and mysterious.

- I'm pretty sure he's actually not racist in real life.

Please use this thread to list all the reasons YOU like demi.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:20:06 AM
Nobody else likes demi?  Jerks.  >:(
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: FatalT on July 05, 2007, 01:20:12 AM
- He responds to me on AIM.

- He seems like he's a fun guy.

- Reading his posts can be enjoyable when he's making fun of someone or using gay undertones.

EDIT: Ichi you only gave us 5 minutes to respond.  :-\
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Oblivion on July 05, 2007, 01:20:35 AM
- I'm pretty sure he's actually not racist in real life.

Wouldn't that be a negative, actually?
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:21:32 AM
Only if he were e-racist against whitey.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:22:07 AM
EDIT: Ichi you only gave us 5 minutes to respond.  :-\

demi demands instant satisfaction.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2007, 01:22:38 AM
 Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life. 
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:23:15 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life. 

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.  :-*
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2007, 01:24:44 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life. 

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.  :-*

I said straight!  You can drink my milk from a cup. 
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 01:26:46 AM
- He showed me how to make gifs from DVDs

- He pimped Shaun of the Dead until I finally gave in and watched it. I thank him greatly for his work.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:28:23 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life. 

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.  :-*

I said straight!  You can drink my milk from a cup. 

You're no fun.  BTW, I'm planning a big Evilbore meet-up in NYC next year.  Wanna come?  I'll PM you the directions.  :-*
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 01:30:06 AM
Next year? It's happening next month!
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2007, 01:30:47 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life. 

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.  :-*

I said straight!  You can drink my milk from a cup. 

You're no fun.  BTW, I'm planning a big Evilbore meet-up in NYC next year.  Wanna come?  I'll PM you the directions.  :-*

I got to save me money for the move and uni.  How much do you think it will be to move?  I'm thinking around 7,000?

also you have aim you jackass?!  why haven't you added me?!  I take this as a sign you hate me  :'(
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:35:44 AM
Demi is awesome and I aspire to be the straight version of him in life. 

Let me suck on your nipples and I'll tell you if you're on the right path.  :-*

I said straight!  You can drink my milk from a cup. 

You're no fun.  BTW, I'm planning a big Evilbore meet-up in NYC next year.  Wanna come?  I'll PM you the directions.  :-*

I got to save me money for the move and uni.  How much do you think it will be to move?  I'm thinking around 7,000?

also you have aim you jackass?!  why haven't you added me?!  I take this as a sign you hate me  :'(

Y'know what?  Bring the money with you (in small unmarked bills) to the meetup and we'll figure out what to do with it then. :)

Yeah, I have AIM but I never use it anymore.  I tried using it to PM Moops but he would reply to five or six messages and then fucking disappear while still showing up as online.  Add me and PM me when you see me online, I'll add you back when I get home.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:41:08 AM
I like Demi because he'll come into this thread and tell Ichirou to shut his mouth or he'll put his c0ck in it, or something equally as biting.



Yeah, demi's awesome.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: bagofeyes on July 05, 2007, 01:42:36 AM
When I was a young lad I bought a demi moore in striptease poster and put it on my wall, and then took it down after one day because my family all laughed at me
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:43:19 AM
When I was a young lad I bought a demi moore in striptease poster and put it on my wall, and then took it down after one day because my family all laughed at me

Can't wait till that film comes out on HD-DVD or Blu-Ray.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2007, 01:44:35 AM
i like demi, he is an ineffable something something
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: demi on July 05, 2007, 01:52:55 AM
(http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6673/snapshot20070624192238jn7.jpg)
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Stocky on July 05, 2007, 01:53:32 AM
What a cigarillo.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Stocky on July 05, 2007, 01:53:41 AM
Eat a burrito. Bitch.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: demi on July 05, 2007, 01:55:53 AM
Eat an egg roll, son.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 01:56:59 AM
http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6673/snapshot20070624192238jn7.jpg

What movie/show is this from?
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Stocky on July 05, 2007, 01:57:12 AM
I only eat burritos, bitch.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: FatalT on July 05, 2007, 01:58:04 AM
http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/6673/snapshot20070624192238jn7.jpg

What movie/show is this from?

My guess is Spaced, however my guess is wrong.

Hyperdrive? Man Stroke Woman?
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: drozmight on July 05, 2007, 03:11:34 AM
Eat a burrito. Bitch.

(http://home.comcast.net/~drozmight/boltonsad.gif)

"That's harsh."
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 05, 2007, 03:24:31 AM
Demi is a spacefag.
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2007, 12:24:24 PM
I love Demi. He always pushes me so I can be my best and is always a source of positive critique. <3
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: balikeye on July 05, 2007, 02:49:36 PM
Demi > The Darkness ??
Title: Re: Why I like demi
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2007, 08:31:01 PM
demi is better than The Darkness.  demi is better than Advent Rising.  demi is demi.