THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 05, 2007, 05:15:46 PM

Title: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: TVC15 on July 05, 2007, 05:15:46 PM: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/07/04/db0402.xml

Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.

AAAAWWEESSSOME
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 05:17:36 PM: Devoted sister, beloved cunt.
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: Cyanista on July 05, 2007, 05:18:03 PM: :lol :lol Wow, that gave me a whole new reason to get out of bed in the morning. I have a lot of hell to raise if I want an obituary that cool.
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: TVC15 on July 05, 2007, 05:20:24 PM: When not clad in the lederhosen of his homeland, he cultivated an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women's clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings.
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: drozmight on July 05, 2007, 05:46:41 PM: This man should've never died!

:'(

I wish only that I could have known him.
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM: Sounds like Dracula
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 05, 2007, 06:52:29 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 05:17:36 PM
Devoted sister, beloved cunt.

Prettay,prettay,prettay good.
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 06:59:07 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Sounds like Dracula
dracula hosts gay orgies?
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 06:59:57 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Sounds like Dracula
dracula hosts gay orgies?

I wouldn't be surprised. He struck me as a bisexual vamp. Well, aren't all vampires bisexual?
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 05, 2007, 07:05:34 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 06:59:57 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 05, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
Sounds like Dracula
dracula hosts gay orgies?

I wouldn't be surprised. He struck me as a bisexual vamp. Well, aren't all vampires bisexual?
They only care if the blood is red, they don't care where it comes from.
Title: Re: Most awesome obituary ever
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 05, 2007, 07:39:31 PM: Come on, I can't be the only one who got Cajole's reference :(