THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2007, 06:45:47 PM

Title: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2007, 06:45:47 PM
Which two do you shoot and why?
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: drozmight on July 05, 2007, 06:49:47 PM
Can I just use both bullets on one?
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Mandark on July 05, 2007, 06:51:19 PM
Looks like FoC would wind up getting it Murder On The Orient Express style.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2007, 06:53:01 PM
really, with foc as an option, you only get one actual choice.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2007, 06:53:37 PM
shit, i didn't see miles trahan. there's no actual choices!
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 05, 2007, 07:07:51 PM
I killed Michael Bay and Sam Raimi because I figured FoC was unlikely to 50 Cent his way through the rest of the board's barrage.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 05, 2007, 07:09:10 PM
I chose Spielberg over Lucas just because the former is prolific.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Mupepe on July 05, 2007, 07:10:14 PM
Lucas and Moore
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Cyanista on July 05, 2007, 07:14:00 PM
bay and lucas.  Easy.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 05, 2007, 07:16:59 PM
I want to shoot Steven Speilberg twice to make sure he is dead.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 05, 2007, 07:22:21 PM
Moore and Lucas.

Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Vizzys on July 05, 2007, 07:25:59 PM
Micheal bay is the comic sans of directing
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 07:27:47 PM
Micheal bay is the comic sans of directing
who is the webdings  of directing?
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Cyanista on July 05, 2007, 07:28:53 PM
Sofia Coppola.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Vizzys on July 05, 2007, 07:29:37 PM
Micheal bay is the comic sans of directing
who is the webdings  of directing?

I dont know
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: TVC15 on July 05, 2007, 07:33:11 PM
Sofia Coppola.

She's the worst thing in modern movies.  I'd rather see Shitformers than give her money. 
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Cheebs on July 05, 2007, 07:34:21 PM
:'(
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: jiji on July 05, 2007, 07:36:05 PM
writing in Vincent Gallo
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Candyflip on July 05, 2007, 07:39:18 PM
Haha. FoC is getting swiss cheesed.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: TVC15 on July 05, 2007, 07:41:49 PM
writing in Vincent Gallo

??  Say what you will about his personality (I think he's pretty hilarious), both the movies he has done are good.  Buffalo 66 is actually pretty darned great.  The Brown Bunny is a good watch, too, though it's difficult to really watch without wondering how ridiculous the notorious original cut was.

Also, without Vincent, there would be no Billy Walsh on Entourage.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Mupepe on July 05, 2007, 07:43:49 PM
Moore and Lucas.


fo' real real
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: jiji on July 05, 2007, 08:02:31 PM
I haven't seen Buffalo 66, but Gallo's overindulgence (and acting) in Brown Bunny make me hesitant to bother. But I'll give it a shot sometime.  His personality doesn't do him any favors with me, yeah.

I might have enjoyed Brown Bunny if it had been a short. I don't want to think about what it must have been like to sit through the original cut.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: FatalT on July 05, 2007, 08:05:19 PM
Moore. Just Moore.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Beezy on July 06, 2007, 12:49:02 AM
Sam Raimi is the Spidey 3 dude, right? I chose him and FoC.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on July 06, 2007, 02:20:39 AM
Could I shoot Bay twice in the legs and then beat him with the gun?
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Ichirou on July 06, 2007, 02:24:30 AM
I don't know why the Burger Kid and Zit-Popper are in this thread...does Willco honestly consider them directors?
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Yeti on July 06, 2007, 02:27:39 AM
I know FoC has kind of directed his own little movies, and is going to film school, but does the Dark Shake have anything to do with movies?
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: Ichirou on July 06, 2007, 02:28:54 AM
I know FoC has kind of directed his own little movies, and is going to film school, but does the Dark Shake have anything to do with movies?

Shake's old profile on GAF used to read "film director."  That's why I never figured him for a high schooler back then, just a really immature asshole.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2007, 02:38:11 AM
Shake has filmed a bunch of short videos that he put on YouTube, but none are as entertaining as the one of him drunk!
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood direc
Post by: Bloodwake on July 06, 2007, 03:24:46 AM
Michael Bay and Paul WS Anderson.

Fuck those assholes.
Title: Re: You have 2 bullets left and can only kill 2 of the following Hollywood directors
Post by: xnikki118x on July 06, 2007, 04:59:24 AM
Lucas so he can stop fucking with my favorite movie(s)!