THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Lemurs: The Sequel on July 08, 2007, 12:10:40 AM
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You might ask yourself "Who is that?" and "Why are they here?" and "Why am I such a moron?" Well here I've decided to post a little about myself. My mission statement. My world view.
I'm here to tell you that you can't do it - whatever that might be.
Your friends probably don't like you very much, if at all. Your parents are bitter that you stole the best years of their lives right out from under them. That vacant look you find scute in my eyes is really indicative of the fact that I cannot muster up the emotion to get excited about seeing you. The awful truth is that you're mediocre in every way - if you even manage to achieve a level of mediocrity.
Your intelligence is slightly below average at best.
You can't really accomplish anything you set your mind to, because you are too stupid to focus on anything for more than 19 seconds. This fact is likely caused by the fact that your mother drank paint thinner while pregnant with you in order to induce miscarriage or even better, suicide.
Your phobias are all grounded in reality and will always hold you back.
It's unlikely that you will lose that extra 40-100 lbs.
To sum it up, I've buried lumps of shit in my litter box with more charisma, creativity, smarts and luck than you.
I'm sorry; I don't relish telling you this. I just tire of watching you bust your ass to accomplish things that will never come to fruition.
My best quality - I can ascertain if I hate you on sight. It's opposite of the whole "love at first sight" asscock.. Some say this keen sense borders on magic - personally I think it's sheer talent.
I'm now opening the floor up to your questions. So it be known some commonly asked questions are:
Dear Discouragement Kitten,
Why am I such a moron?
Dear Discouragement Kitten,
Will I ever find true happiness?
Dear, Discouragement Kitten,
My friend moved to West Virginia with some white trash man that beats her up and calls the cops on her ever time she has a drink (they met in Rehab). Two questions: 1) why does he think it's ok to drink if he won't let her (and why does he smoke so much pot?) and 2) do you think she'll break the cycle of addiction long enough to leave him?
Answer:
I stopped reading after West Virginia.
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Nice.
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This kinda humor was funny with the Simpsons was still popular. I am rejecting your application.
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Is that cloudwalking?
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What?
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Thats Junpei, he told me via PM
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Thats Junpei, he told me via PM
This is true,I'm a pre-op mtf transsexual.Nice to meet chu.
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:o
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.............
What the fuck Junpei.
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Name Change approved!
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The spirit of Discouragement Kitten lives on.
Coming Soon: Deflation Cat
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First day back and you've already got a distinguished mentally-challenged thread under your belt. Awesome.
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lol teenagers
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GET THE FUCK OUT BORYS
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DAY WALKERRRRRRRRRRRR!??????!!
My absence has been entirely voluntary and will likely continue after I settle the score with the day walker.
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lol teenagers
Come on Viz,change it.
For moi.
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Shut the fuck up, Lemurs.
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^ best name here
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My nemesis is back.
BK=suck ass
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lol teenagers
Come on Viz,change it.
For moi.
[youtube=425,350]Ie7C3c6lNN4[/youtube]
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Who are you and why should I care?
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You guys promised me no lemurs. YOU PROMISED.
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You guys promised me no lemurs. YOU PROMISED.
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So let me get this straight:
- Yer that 16 yer old kid from Opa Ages
- You have cancer
- in light of having cancer ypu troll up every forum on the web
- You hot chat with wobe, and then try to entrap him by telling everyone he showed you his wanger to wanger on the webcam and asked to see yer tittas (I dont kow who to blame, Wobe you or both)
WTF mate - this isnt real RIGHT?
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Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.
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Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.
The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.
What I notice in the current day trolls, is their lack of continuity from board to board and post to post.
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So let me get this straight:
- Yer that 16 yer old kid from Opa Ages
- You have cancer
- in light of having cancer ypu troll up every forum on the web
- You hot chat with wobe, and then try to entrap him by telling everyone he showed you his wanger to wanger on the webcam and asked to see yer tittas (I dont kow who to blame, Wobe you or both)
WTF mate - this isnt real RIGHT?
I don't have cancer. I've been posting here for a while now. I just took a few month vacation from here because I was bored with the place.
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Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.
The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.
What I notice in the current day trolls, is their lack of continuity from board to board and post to post.
There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.
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Stop. What is wrong with you? "abrader", you have a thing or five to learn about internet attention whores.
The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.
What I notice in the current day trolls, is their lack of continuity from board to board and post to post.
There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.
OK well just draw and post some more pictures and I dont care...
your (or whoever)s drawings are great.
I thought I saw someone say you had cancer or were dying or some nonsense.
I dont pay attention and often im a bit buzzed, etc.. when browsing forums (explains my sometimes horrid typing)
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The fact that you say you're an EX psyche student makes me even more irritated at you.
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The fact that you say you're an EX psyche student makes me even more irritated at you.
Oh yeah?
And just what are you going to do about it?
Tell me.
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What's funny is that she claimed to be fourteen in 2002-2003. Now, four to five years later she claims to be sixteen.
Not a ploy to get the attention of pedos at all. See why I am adamant about the no lemurs thing? Seriously, I am pretty sure it was in writing somewhere...
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In my experience, all the psyche students I've ever known are pseudo intellectual douche bags who want nothing more out of their courses than to inject their class notes into every day instances of random douche baggery.
The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.
You self important bag of dicks.
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What's funny is that she claimed to be fourteen in 2002-2003. Now, four to five years later she claims to be sixteen.
Not a ploy to get the attention of pedos at all. See why I am adamant about the no lemurs thing? Seriously, I am pretty sure it was in writing somewhere...
Actually I don't think you were around when I was around. I pre-date you on OA/GA iirc. When I first came to OA I was 13 and this was in early 2004. When I first came to GA it was maybe a year or so before I went to OA and I never said my age or anything else about me because I didn't want to get banned for being underage.
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In my experience, all the psyche students I've ever known are pseudo intellectual douche bags who want nothing more out of their courses than to inject their class notes into every day instances of random douche baggery.
The Ex-socil and psyche student inside of me enjoys the dialogue.
You self important bag of dicks.
Thats EX student....I ended up with a MIS BA and an MBA. I am a business sociopath - not a situational highlighter.
Dont fukkin rope me in with those hippies - I just find watever bullshyt that may be going on in this thread to be entertaining.
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So shut the fuck up you stupid lying bitch. You weren't even around in 2002-2003 on OA OR GA. Shit I wasn't even on OA in 2002-2003. I remember when I came to GA Soul Caliber 2 was being discussed a lot before it came out.
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I posted as A la rice on OA back in it's ezboard days and through the new forum. Goofball. I remember you.
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There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.
Shit I wasn't even on OA in 2002-2003. I remember when I came to GA Soul Caliber 2 was being discussed a lot before it came out.
::) Whatever. I suppose you're no worse than any other internet liar, except that the way the community pokes you with a stick is decidedly more distasteful to me.
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Sure you did! Then you'll remember that I said a lot of things before Lonestar gave hans pictures that I sent to him (not weird pictures) and hans posted him. Before that I didn't talk about my personal life at all.
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There's no lack of continuity in anything. All these people are the same people on OA and GA whom I've spoken with since 2002-2003.
Shit I wasn't even on OA in 2002-2003. I remember when I came to GA Soul Caliber 2 was being discussed a lot before it came out.
::) Whatever. I suppose you're no worse than any other internet liar, except that the way the community pokes you with a stick is decidedly more distasteful to me.
I thought I joined OA in 03 which is an easy mistake to make since I joined in Feb of 04. I corrected myself as soon as I looked at my statistics. I definately joined GA sometime in 2002 or 2003.
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this is one of my fave gifs on the intartubes!
(http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/btw.gif) ladies: fighting over who has been online longer is not a good look.
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I don't like being called a liar. I'm not even sure what she's accusing me of lying about. I'm going through my history on OA and so fourth and am finding stuff like this.
http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10714&hl=lemurs
rofl I don't think I said my age legitimately until Hans/Lonestar posted their shit on the forum. I'm trying to find the topic but I think Catz or Sonnarrat deleted it when it happened because I freaked out. IIRC Sonnarrat was demodded as a result.
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I don't like being called a liar.
Then stop posting, because everything you pretty much have ever typed is a lie. And even if it wasn't, why are you so concerned with people believing you?
To put it blunt: fucking die already
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Nobody likes you Saint Cornhole. :D
Because it derails topics. See any time someone insults me I strike back with equal ferocity. Unless it's you... in which case it pretty much rolls off my back.
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When it rolls off your back, does it come in contact with any tubing or IVs sticking out of your frail lil' frame? If so, that's kinda hot. a/s/l?
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::)
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Seriously, commit suicide. You have nothing at all to live for. But before you go, fry me up some Lumpia k? You look like you could make that shit happen.
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any attention is good attention rite? (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=97834)
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Rite.
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bububub you guyz are so mean I'm going to make a thread about it at OA :rofl
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As far as I'm aware, and I am pretty out of the loop. Nobody likes you here nor there.
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When you say "nobody" do you mean the gang of joke characters and CF sufferers?
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you guys are fucking pathetic
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I'm sorry bud, tell me how to be cool
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Wiffle ball bats.
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I'm sorry bud, tell me how to be cool
post boob gifs
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The first post had charm. You guys need to stop pilling up on her everytime she posts. It's getting kind of weird. Evilbore better not turn into GAF where people manage to run out every female posters. What is this, grade school?
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Oh shut the fuck up you whiny cunt.
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Who's whining, Corny?
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you guys are fucking pathetic
They're OAers.
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guys, we should be discussing this:
What, True Lies isn't that great. I like the rest of Cameron's filmography, with the exception of Titanic, but if you're asking me which I enjoyed more - the Bay-helmed popcorn flick about giant transforming robots or the decent action flick with weird pacing/tone/structure issues, I pick ROBOTS.
Not really. I like them both about the same, though. :P
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Aren't you something like 35 years old? You have twice as much posts on this forum only than my account heres and at GAF. All you seem to do is post crap about people. Nearly 5000 posts of you trying to piss off random internet personas and so on.
What went wrong man?
What went wrong?
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:lol
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Only 34 and have you ever made a post that didn't sound like you were passing a watermelon from your blown out snatch, Shuri? Just wondering. Everything you ever say is a complaint!
edited weird Italics so Shuri can comprehend
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Shuri...are you single?
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All you seem to do is post crap about people.
Oh, the irony.
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wait...SHURI IS FEMALE!?
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Jump on it bud! All of your dreams of internet love connections can come true!
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but he/she made a ''my ass is bleeding'' thread on gaf. why would a girl make threads like that :-\
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Her ass probably WAS bleeding. Have you ever read her posts?
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SHURI IS MINE
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Evilbore better not turn into GAF where people manage to run out every female posters. What is this, grade school?
People run females out of grade school?
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SHURI IS MINE
isn't saint cornelius the guy that does the internet dating thing on random chatsites? or am i confusing him with someone else?
I GOT THIS FROM ICHIROU
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:lol
Jesus christ, the rumors I'm involved with.
Probably not the only thing you got from Ichirou; I suggest visiting your local clinic.
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but are those rumors true :-*
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Himu, you're not my type :-\
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but are those rumors true :-*
not THOSE rumors, no.
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shuri is a woofer
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Cyanista, Saint Cornhole.
Birthday threads for lemurs.
http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/inde...amp;hl=birthday I made this thread on my 15th birthday. :[ Nobody guessed correctly. December 12, 2005.
http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/inde...amp;hl=birthday I made this thread when I turned 14 on Dec 12, 2004.
I didn't make a thread in 2006 but I think someone else might have because I couldn't make topics at the time.
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Shakes is back :-*, lemurs is back :), I can't wait until G comes back.
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Lemurs is alright.
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Yeah, except when she goes overboard with multiple threads like this one in a too short period of time, there's nothing wrong with Lemurs... she has more character than your typical poster
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ANGRY POSTS!
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Blue what have you done to my avatar?
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I turned her into a Gundam pilot
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what the fuck
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I'm gone again! This forum moves slow as fuck and is very gay. Goodbye. :wave
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Himu, you're not my type :-\
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Shuri, no!
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Lemurs called me "Honey" yesterday :heart
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I turned her into a Gundam pilot
missing the double d tits
Lemurs called me "Honey" yesterday :heart
awwwww
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I turned her into a Gundam pilot
missing the double d tits
Its really a dude
:shh