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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 01:14:07 AM

Title: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 01:14:07 AM

You know it, baby.  Shorter, and several times more entertaining than Transformers.  Heck, this clip alone is better than Transformers in its entirety.

[youtube=425,350]r8p842gnBoY[/youtube]

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 08, 2007, 01:14:40 AM

:bow :bow :bow

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 08, 2007, 01:19:43 AM

seriously, though, house of the dead is probably the best skewering of in-game cinematic direction ever put to film -- uwe boll steals the janky over-the-top camera movement and effects abuse that typifies just about EVERY video game cutscene EVER, and really demonstrates for the record how awful non-interactive scene direction *is* in your average videogame. the only sad thing is that if this film had ryuhei kitamura's name in the director's credit and not boll's, solid snake and the gaf japafag brigade would have somehow called this movie a brilliant satire and not crap.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 01:29:43 AM

Iconoclasts assemble!

Also, that chick's boobies were completely underwhelming.  She's no Megan Fox.  I did laugh more during House of the Dead than Transformers, though.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 01:33:11 AM

I like the asian chick dressed in American flag tights.  Man, that scene is so awesomely ridiculous.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: Mondain on July 08, 2007, 01:43:22 AM

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wtf is even going on in that scene? decent zombie make-up and costumes, but what is this all supposed to signify? the editing is so shit that you can't even tell, you don't even understand the dialogue either... what's with the awfully cheesy rap music

the thing that takes the cake on top of all that is the old Captain Highliner with a gun, what's he doing there

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: Bloodwake on July 08, 2007, 02:55:07 AM

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW MY BRAIN HURTS OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 03:28:10 AM

House of the Dead is a fun D- movie.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: Stocky on July 08, 2007, 03:31:37 AM

House of The Dead is the only movie that made me cry.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 03:32:44 AM

Its a movie I ONLY watch drunk haha

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: Stocky on July 08, 2007, 03:35:02 AM

And alone?

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 03:37:36 AM

So far yes!

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: drozmight on July 08, 2007, 04:40:39 AM

So did transformers bomb in the box office?

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 04:53:13 AM

Quote from: drozmight on July 08, 2007, 04:40:39 AM

So did transformers bomb in the box office?

Domestic Total as of Jul. 6, 2007: $107,403,000 (Estimate)

That's in 3 days of release.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: drozmight on July 08, 2007, 04:57:40 AM

This may go down as the biggest theft in all American history.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 04:59:28 AM

It only cost $150 million to make too.  Michael Bay has got to be a studio exec's wet dream.

Title: Re: Fuck Transformers, let's celebrate a real fun movie.
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 05:04:30 PM

I dunno if its theft if people are dumb enough to hand it over.