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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on September 19, 2006, 06:53:08 PM

Title: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: TVC15 on September 19, 2006, 06:53:08 PM: Shaving is not an option. I have a thing going on this weekend.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Melissa on September 19, 2006, 06:54:14 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on September 19, 2006, 06:53:08 PM
Shaving is not an option. I have a thing going on this weekend.
Did you fuck the DoubleMint twins or something?
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2006, 06:54:45 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 19, 2006, 06:55:02 PM: Peanut Butter, Mayonase, Lemon Juice, and soda.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2006, 06:55:32 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 06:55:35 PM: I don't know how to react to all the posts made before me.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 19, 2006, 06:57:25 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on September 19, 2006, 06:55:32 PM
Quote from: ZomBz on September 19, 2006, 06:55:02 PM
Peanut Butter, Mayonase, Lemon Juice, and soda.
He wasn't asking you what you were having for dinner.

No no no no see you lather it on the pub's then you sit in the sun and wait.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2006, 06:57:55 PM: This is worse than any of my GAF antics White Man :'(

Just cut your pubic hair off. I'm sure some dude will appreciate it.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2006, 06:58:21 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 19, 2006, 06:58:35 PM: ???
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 19, 2006, 06:59:40 PM: well see you could cut it off and give it to a little kid and say it was a fake mustache. hilarity would insue afterwards.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2006, 07:00:24 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2006, 07:01:11 PM: Twirl it up into little horns, make sure to put gum on the other side so its symmetrical
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Catz on September 19, 2006, 07:04:44 PM: Nads?
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 19, 2006, 07:08:51 PM: Quote from: Catz on September 19, 2006, 07:04:44 PM
Nads?
He wants to keep it!

Maybe baby oil and a hair dryer?
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2006, 07:10:53 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 19, 2006, 07:11:21 PM: Put more gum on it.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 19, 2006, 07:11:50 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on September 19, 2006, 07:10:53 PM
Maybe he should dip his balls in a bucket of oil and sit on a BBQ.
Did you try that once when you had a thing going on in the weekend?
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Hollywood on September 19, 2006, 07:12:17 PM: Is it just me, or has this board degenerated into OA Hall of Shame quality?
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Melissa on September 19, 2006, 07:13:29 PM: Quote from: Hollywood on September 19, 2006, 07:12:17 PM
Is it just me, or has this board degenerated into OA Hall of Shame quality?
It's just you, Holly.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Hollywood on September 19, 2006, 07:20:17 PM: This thread seems like it though.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2006, 07:22:13 PM: Ask someone to lick it off for you.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Bacon on September 19, 2006, 07:24:18 PM: Dump ants on it.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 19, 2006, 07:25:00 PM: Ask Pheonix Dark to lick it off for you.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 19, 2006, 07:25:39 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2006, 07:28:08 PM: Quote from: CrystalGemini on September 19, 2006, 07:25:00 PM
Ask Pheonix Dark to lick it off for you.

Only if I can be a mod at GAF for a week.
Title: Re: How do I get bubble gum out of my pubic hair?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 08:47:06 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on September 19, 2006, 06:54:45 PM
Next time, tell Willco not to chew gum when he's down there.

DAMN, BEATEN! >:(