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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 02:56:46 AM

Title: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 02:56:46 AM: Sure its raping the book and completely missing the point, but there may be SOME CG in there somewhere!
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 08, 2007, 02:57:57 AM: does it have ROBOTS FIGHTING i ask you because that's all it takes to get a B-!
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 02:58:57 AM: VAMPIRES THAT WILL PROBABLY END UP BEING ROBOTS BUT THATS OK SMITH HAS ALL OF NEW YORK TO PILFER IN HIS FIGHT AGAINST EVIL!
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 03:01:45 AM: Is Michael Bay/Sam Raimi directing it?
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 08, 2007, 03:13:36 AM: you mean the michael bay, the legendary 2nd unit director AND the 2nd best action director currently in hollywood, who brought us such cinematic classics as bad boys, bad boys 2 and pearl harbor?

willco and shake are officially bedfellows. this transformers apologism reads like the classic spin efforts of the bk beast.

we should have an evilbore competition to see who can write a review of iron man in willco's breathlessly apologistic style, before iron man is released. whoever has the review that most closely mimics willco's inevitable excuses for yet another third-rate licensed property turned cg-addled blockbuster will win an amazing prize package.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 03:16:06 AM: I predict the Transformers Fiasco will turn into a major:

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/Memes%20n%20Things/1183867670250.jpg)
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 08, 2007, 03:20:12 AM: IT HAS WILL SMITH IN IT

Fresh' Prince

:bow
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 03:21:47 AM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on July 08, 2007, 03:20:55 AM
WELCOME TO ORF ORF

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Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 08, 2007, 03:22:38 AM: :bow :bow

/me pours one out to failed manufactured memes
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 08, 2007, 03:22:49 AM: willco, admit that you -- like any tarheel at a toby keith concert -- got all jonesed up on audience reaction and cornball spectacle, and missed the fact that you were in the presence of something wholly without merit. give transformers the d- it deserves and acknowledge that perception does not dictate reality!
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 03:27:26 AM: I Am Legend will be trash.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 04:06:23 AM: God, I'm gone for a few hours and you guys do this? :lol

In other news, I Am Legend looks pretty bad.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 08, 2007, 05:44:25 AM: This movie can not fail. Will Smith. Vampires. CG.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: TVC15 on July 08, 2007, 05:50:37 AM: I can't wait to here his rap song for this movie.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 08, 2007, 05:55:21 AM: Sadly he's stopped doing them, now that's he a 'serious' actor. Rapper-Actor Fresh Prince > Actor-Rapper Will Smith.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 08, 2007, 06:13:26 AM: we should have a contest to make up fake I Am Legend rap songs
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 06:31:12 AM: I ROBOT
U ROBOT
ME ROBOT
WE ROBOT
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 08, 2007, 06:37:10 AM: to be fair, can it really be much worse then The Omega Man? Outside of its first half-hour its dated crap.

Now Logan's Run, there's a remake in the future to get properly riled about.
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: bud on July 08, 2007, 07:22:24 AM: Quote from: BlueTsuAnimu on July 08, 2007, 03:20:12 AM
IT HAS WILL SMITH IN IT

Fresh' Prince

:bow

:bow
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 08, 2007, 11:06:35 AM: Who will read the awesome book after watching the lame movie :(
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 08, 2007, 11:56:23 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 08, 2007, 03:13:36 AM

we should have an evilbore competition to see who can write a review of iron man in willco's breathlessly apologistic style, before iron man is released.

If you set this up, I will enter (and win.)
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 08, 2007, 01:13:16 PM: Quote from: Lil' Slugger on July 08, 2007, 03:16:06 AM
I predict the Transformers Fiasco will turn into a major:

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/Memes%20n%20Things/1183867670250.jpg)
OHMYGAWD. :-* :-[ >:(
Title: Re: Will Willco like I Am Legend (Will Smith Edition)
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 08, 2007, 07:27:54 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on July 08, 2007, 06:13:26 AM
we should have a contest to make up fake I Am Legend rap songs

Holy shit :rofl

That would be hilarious