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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on July 08, 2007, 09:10:19 PM

Title: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2007, 09:10:19 PM
I haven't seen it since I was like 11 or 12. 

How do you guys expect I'll feel when it's over?
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 09:15:13 PM
Bored.  It's a pretty shitty movie.

THE CURSE OF THE WHITE MAN FROM TOWN!
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2007, 09:20:03 PM
so should i watch The Tommyknockers?
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 09:26:39 PM
Why are you buying all these shitty Stephen King movies?  Don't you have at least any of the halfway decent ones, like Needful Things?
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2007, 09:29:03 PM
Why are you buying all these shitty Stephen King movies?  Don't you have at least any of the halfway decent ones, like Needful Things?
I have all his good ones. so now I need his mediocre to bad ones. 

So far there's a hot gypsy in Thinner, so you're losing, mister.
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2007, 09:38:12 PM
Actually, you are losing.  That hot gypsy is Kari Wuhrer, who has gotten butt naked in many films, but not this one!  You picked the wrong Kari Wuhrer film, sucker!
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2007, 09:39:00 PM
i call foul. 

out with the movies she's nude in, now!
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 08, 2007, 09:47:40 PM
wow, this pacing is terrible.  the movie is like a fucking rocket.  it's not too slow, it's too quick.  20 minutes in and it feels like you've been watching them forever.  it's like watching one of those "Are you afraid of the dark?" shows or "Fact or Fiction" stories.  it's incredibly fast.  too fast to give a shit about ANY character.
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Ecrofirt on July 08, 2007, 10:22:59 PM
I suspect you'll have a mean hankering for pie when it's all said and done.

Mmm... this pie is delicious!
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Oblivion on July 08, 2007, 10:34:20 PM
wow, this pacing is terrible.  the movie is like a fucking rocket.  it's not too slow, it's too quick.  20 minutes in and it feels like you've been watching them forever.  it's like watching one of those "Are you afraid of the dark?" shows or "Fact or Fiction" stories.  it's incredibly fast.  too fast to give a shit about ANY character.

Are You Afraid of the Dark was awesome.
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 12:16:25 AM
it was, but they encompassed a whole horror movie in 30 minutes.  the plot moved at the speed of light.
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 12:17:50 AM
him getting head at the beginning is awesome . 
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2007, 02:27:59 AM
I remember taking a date to see this movie.  Fucking Kari Wuhrer...she was incredibly hot in this.  And she's been butt-nekkid in soooo many movies. :drool
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 02:29:31 AM
NAME SOME OF THOSE MOVIES
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Ichirou on July 09, 2007, 02:37:03 AM
NAME SOME OF THOSE MOVIES

I've never bothered to see a single one, I just searched for screencaps online.
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: FatalT on July 09, 2007, 04:45:39 AM
NSFW (but it's all censored)

http://www.onlinemoviemagazine.com/preview/listing/KariWuhrer/index.html
Title: Re: So I bought Thinner (the movie)
Post by: Yeti on July 09, 2007, 01:45:51 PM
Watch The Frighteners, it is pretty entertaining.