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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on July 09, 2007, 03:58:29 AM

Title: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: bagofeyes on July 09, 2007, 03:58:29 AM
I like so-and-so, whoop de fucking whoop
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 09, 2007, 04:13:09 AM
not MOS burger

MOS burger sucks
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 04:18:37 AM
I need pictures and descriptions, because I feel like Chris Tucker in a Jackie Chan movie right about now!
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 09, 2007, 05:00:37 AM
I'm also big fan of saridoku and chikkaten (though you can't get chikkaten that's crispy enough unless you're in morinaga-ken)
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2007, 12:30:04 AM
Orange Chicken
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 10, 2007, 12:32:34 AM
Orange Chicken

Orange Chicken isn't Japanese! :o

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Everyone knows that Orange Chicken is made by Mexicans. :tophat
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Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2007, 12:33:03 AM
ok fine. Beef and Broccoli
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 12:41:59 AM
*sigh* Silly japafags.  ::)
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2007, 12:44:05 AM
*sigh* Silly japafags.  ::)

ICHI  :heart
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 12:47:51 AM
BlackMage lives! :hyper
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2007, 12:48:33 AM
BlackMage lives! :hyper

yeah I'm out on bail
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 12:52:31 AM
Whoo.  :D
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 10, 2007, 01:03:33 AM
Huge fan of shoryuken. :drool
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 10, 2007, 01:04:30 AM
I need pictures and descriptions, because I feel like Chris Farley in a Jackie Chan movie right about now!

fixed
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2007, 01:28:07 AM
Chris Farley is DEAD.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 01:42:42 AM
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*sigh* Silly japafags.

well, yes, we don't allow Mexicans into our group... so you can sit on the side lines and gaze in on our fantastic party.

Don't pull this "bu bu bu i'm not Mexican" shit - i can smell you all the way down here in Ebisu.

What do you eat up in Chiba? Whatever you can pull out of the bins + cold beans?


How can you smell me?  Isn't your nose already clogged up by the stench of unwashed eurotrash?
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 01:47:13 AM
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How can you smell me?


How can i NOT smell you?
I don't know man, guacamole isn't supposed to be used as shower gel. Just saying.



Mexico =/= Puerto Rico, but I guess expecting a Japafag to understand anything unrelated to animu, porn, and animu porn is pretty much impossible.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 10, 2007, 01:50:56 AM
I think the term is "Fagita" or "Gloryjole"
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 01:52:13 AM
Mupepe's the Mexican.  But I guess I can't expect eurotrash japafags to be able to tell latinos apart.  You have a hard enough time telling your wife apart from all the other skinny asian girls.  :'(
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 01:54:58 AM
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Mupepe's the Mexican.  But I guess I can't expect eurotrash japafags to be able to tell latinos apart.  It's something you were never trained to do.


as i said - you are fooling absolutely no one.

Sombrerowned.

Trying to pass your obvious racism off as humor is slightly disturbing.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:09:22 AM
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Trying to pass your obvious racism off as humor is slightly disturbing.

I hear you talking, but all i smell is tacos.


I get where you're taking this from, regarding how I was teasing Mupepe a few days back.  The difference is, Mupepe and I are both latinos, so it's acceptable and if this were coming from him, I would just laugh it off.  You're a white rich European so to say it comes off as incredibly racist and unfunny is putting it slightly.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 10, 2007, 02:13:53 AM
(http://wigu.com/dump/tube.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:14:46 AM
I can sense a keen intelligence behind those eyes.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2007, 02:15:35 AM
But sadly, we will never know, Ichirou.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:19:45 AM
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You're a white rich European so to say it comes off as incredibly racist and unfunny is putting it slightly.

your faked upsetness is also pretty weak.

From the master of the japfag slandering, i'm extremely disappointed to say the least that you can't take anything back. What a fucking ponce.




I myself am a japafag, so I don't know where the slandering comes in.  Are you offended by your Japanophilia being classified as such?  :lol  Again, it's acceptable to poke fun at people inside the same group.  I was just telling you, honestly, that you were coming off as being pretty racist and unfunny with all the "smelly Mexicans" "Hispanics all look/smell alike" jokes.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 10, 2007, 02:20:19 AM
Yakitori.  Yay.  God I'm tired. 
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:26:39 AM
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Again, it's acceptable to poke fun at people inside the same group.  I was just telling you, honestly, that you were coming off as being pretty racist and unfunny with all the "smelly Mexicans" "Hispanics all look/smell alike" jokes.

sorry, but that's the most racist thing i've ever seen!

i can't make jokes about other races if i'm not part of that group? Pfff....

anyways, if my jokes did really offend you then please accept my hearty laughter in your direction (apologies)

You can make jokes about races, but they should at least be clever/funny, not just the typical "Y'all look alike" and "Y"all smell bad."  That's just racist and not particularly amusing.

Anyway, just another dcharlie factoid I can file away for future reference, I guess.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:30:37 AM
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Anyway, just another dcharlie factoid I can file away for future reference, I guess.

::) try not to get too many tears on your fileofax then. Jesus. 

I didn't know you were so thin-skinned and considered being called a japafag "slander."  :lol
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:36:11 AM
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I didn't know you were so thin-skinned and considered being called a japafag "slander."


lol - you really think i care? I was engaging in -banter- to help a dull day pass, nothing more, nothing less.
I could go troll GAF, but today i decided just to wind you up seeing as you always at least fight back.

but yeah, seemed to be fun until you started crying. :(

Perhaps if you had made actual puerto rican jokes instead of using mexico as a shorthand for latino, I would have played along.  See, if I were making jokes about you being from the UK, I would have made the effort to look for UK "things": fish and chips, bad teeth, speaking with a cockney accent, etc., etc.  The least you could do is do the same for me!  :hump
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:44:33 AM
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See, if I were making jokes about you being from the UK, I would have made the effort to look for UK "things": fish and chips, bad teeth, speaking with a cockney accent, etc., etc.  The least you could do is do the same for me!

i don't see good research as a prerequesite for banter - as long as you rise to the bait, that's good enough. And you did. And it was fun - both ways - for 3-4 posts. Disappointment total.

UK - yes, you might want to do some research there - my family isn't from the UK. So i'd have been spitting the dummy out right away because of your poorly researched jibes and i would have had to write your name down in my journal.




You say stuff like "ponce" so you qualify, far as I know.  Where's your family from?
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 10, 2007, 02:44:49 AM
Are you two going to fuck or what?
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:46:14 AM
What do you think he's coming to Tokyo for?  :-*
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: FatalT on July 10, 2007, 02:48:00 AM
What do you think he's coming to Tokyo for?  :-*

NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:51:05 AM
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You say stuff like "ponce" so you qualify, far as I know.  Where's your family from?

that would give the game away.

Even if your family's not from the UK, you were raised there and have that gay British accent, so I dub thee Sir Elton John.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 10, 2007, 02:52:10 AM
my favorite japanese food is cat
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: FatalT on July 10, 2007, 02:52:19 AM
Even if your family's not from the UK, you were raised there and have that gay British accent, so I dub thee Sir Elton John.

British accents are cool. So are Australian accents. I was going to hit on this Australian girl in my History class until I figured out from her facebook that she types like a total wanker.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: Ichirou on July 10, 2007, 02:53:38 AM
Even if your family's not from the UK, you were raised there and have that gay British accent, so I dub thee Sir Elton John.

British accents are cool. So are Australian accents. I was going to hit on this Australian girl in my History class until I figured out from her facebook that she types like a total wanker.

WANKER

PONCE

BOLLOCKS

British swears all sound so cute.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: FatalT on July 10, 2007, 02:56:12 AM
WANKER

PONCE

BOLLOCKS

British swears all sound so cute.

Yeah I tried to slip that one in. :-*
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: bork on July 10, 2007, 03:01:26 AM
my favorite japanese food is cat

 ::)  Stop confusing Japan with Korea.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: bork on July 10, 2007, 03:26:28 AM
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Stop confusing Japan with Korea.

well, they all loo.... naaah, i better leave it. No more tears.

No, no.  They just kill and eat endangered species like whales here.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2007, 05:25:46 AM
fried shrimp. yum oh oh.. I loves me some fortune cookies.
Title: Re: Hey Japafags, what's your favourite Japanese fast food?
Post by: tiesto on July 10, 2007, 08:13:51 AM
Dolphin meat!