THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: rodi on September 20, 2006, 02:56:06 AM

Title: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: rodi on September 20, 2006, 02:56:06 AM
"hi dere dori
dis juss b kevin, i b up in [teacher...snip] anthropology class wit u; its not
like im hittin on u ir nuttin, i juss wanted 2 input wut i dink of u daz
all-here it b:
ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
i kno, u prolly hear dat 4rm all da guys 4rm where u live. ill juss c u in
class 2m den, ttyl den
payce"

The hell did he just say... ???
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2006, 02:57:08 AM
I think he says he finds you to be gorgeous!
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Bacon on September 20, 2006, 02:59:27 AM
He's a poet. Try to hold out and don't jump on his dick too quickly. :heart
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 20, 2006, 03:13:17 AM
Hi there dori
This is kevin. I'm in anthropology class with you.
I'm not hitting on you or anything, I just wanted to tell you what I think of you, that's all.
Here it is:
Ms. Chan, I think you're gorgeous.
I know you probably already hear that from all the guys back home.
I'll see you in class tomorrow. We'll talk later,

peace.

Holy shit, is pimpwerx in your class?
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2006, 03:15:12 AM
Translation...

Hi there Dori!

This is just Kevin, I'm in your anthropology class. I'm not
 trying to court you or something, I just wanted you to know what I think of you.
Its all here...
Ms.Chan, I find you to be gorgeous
I know you probably hear that from all the guys from where you live. I'll just see you in
class tomorrow then, talk to you later then!
peace

Hi there dori
This is kevin. I'm in anthropology class with you.
I'm not hitting on you or anything, I just wanted to tell you what I think of you, that's all.
Here it is:
Ms. Chan, I think you're gorgeous.
I know you probably already hear that from all the guys back home.
I'll see you in class tomorrow. We'll talk later,

peace.

Holy shit, is pimpwerx in your class?

YOU BASTARD ECRO!
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 20, 2006, 03:16:53 AM
My translation is also more correct than yours is. You screwed up a line.
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2006, 03:22:46 AM
My translation is also more correct than yours is. You screwed up a line.

I added courting for comedic effect!
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: rodi on September 20, 2006, 03:31:42 AM
I don't even know if that's serious. If I even start sending emails to every hot girl I see, I would at least spell correctly. =/

I'm not putting my name on the contact list again if this is how it's going to be used.  >:(
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 20, 2006, 03:43:58 AM
My translation is also more correct than yours is. You screwed up a line.

I added courting for comedic effect!

That's not what you screwed up. ;)
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Polari on September 20, 2006, 07:02:04 AM
I want to see a picture of this Kevin. Stealth one with your cellophone for the good of the board. :spin
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2006, 07:06:40 AM
yo rodi
i b all up in yo nachoz
(http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/204409.jpg)

Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Polari on September 20, 2006, 07:09:26 AM
Is that... salsa?
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2006, 07:11:25 AM
(http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimagesthumb/pacelogot.jpg)
foo
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: Polari on September 20, 2006, 07:12:37 AM
Oh ok.
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2006, 07:30:58 AM
I thought EVERYBODY signed their love letters with salsa brands?

"dear ms connelly
sup dis b joe
u was in a movie i watched once
when i was like 7s. i not stalkins or
shit, just sayin that u be gorgous
yo bewbs b like my pillowcases
all stuffed with candies on halloween
i will emails u later or u email me
k
Ortaga,
Joe"
Title: Re: ms. chan, i find u 2 b gorgeous
Post by: morphix on September 20, 2006, 09:11:21 AM
 ???

kids are werid