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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:08:14 PM

Title: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:08:14 PM
it's going to be to another EB'er

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Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:13:29 PM
anongrl watch out!
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:15:36 PM
anongrl watch out!
we were going to play a basketball game together, but she wussed out. 
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: FatalT on July 09, 2007, 05:17:08 PM
I'm guessing that wouldn't be a straight marriage, considering the ratio here.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 05:19:51 PM
we were going to play a basketball game together, but she wussed out. 


she's got a mean finger roll
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 09, 2007, 05:21:58 PM
it's going to be to another EB'er



It's wrong for two men to get married. 
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:28:01 PM
I didn't wuss out you whore!  I didn't agree to basketball because I am vertically challenged and uncoordinated!

Wolfenstein, I'll tare it up!
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 05:36:44 PM
(http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/chuckle.gif)
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:38:28 PM
I didn't wuss out you whore!  I didn't agree to basketball because I am vertically challenged and uncoordinated!

Wolfenstein, I'll tare it up!
OK!  WHEN I GET HOME TONIGHT!  WE'LL PLAY SOME ET!  HOW BOUT IT, PUNK??
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 09, 2007, 05:39:30 PM
I might be in if you take me some where exotic for the honey moon. 
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:41:58 PM
ET?  It's been too long since I have plugged in my xbox apparently...
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:43:16 PM
ET?  It's been too long since I have plugged in my xbox apparently...
Enemy Territory.

it's free to download for the PC and it's classic!
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 05:44:21 PM
PC gaming! (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/chuckle.gif)
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Ah... well... If I have the opportunity to download such a program once I get home... we shall see ;) eesh... PC gaming... it's been sooooooooo long... I think since like ut2004... damn.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:47:56 PM
I didn't wuss out you whore!  I didn't agree to basketball because I am vertically challenged and uncoordinated!

Wolfenstein, I'll tare it up!

I challenge you to some HALO 2.

Or Carcassonne.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 05:50:00 PM
I could do halo.... probably not tonight, but I'd be happy to get my ass kicked some other day...
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Candyflip on July 09, 2007, 05:50:28 PM
I'm fairly confident I could kick anyone's ass on this forum at Halo 2, and I haven't had XBL in over 2 years. So there.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:51:23 PM
I haven't played Halo 2 in a while. 

But I feel like kicking someone's ass in some game tonight.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:51:50 PM
It was actually kind of a joke.  You see, I've already played anongrl on Halo 2 before.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 05:52:33 PM
I challenge you to some HALO 2.


:rofl

Oh, William
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:53:06 PM
It was actually kind of a joke.  You see, I've already played anongrl on Halo 2 before.
wait, so you don't want to play me?
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 05:53:31 PM
I don't even know who you are.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 05:54:02 PM
I don't even know who you are.
oh wtf federman.  and you owe me a game of shadowrun mister
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:02:20 PM
Oh yeah!  You are the dude who told me to get prego!  Douche!

If I am sober enough this evening I will do my best to figure out some way to play games online... but this will require messing with the router and the projector... yay..  :D
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:03:00 PM
Oh yeah!  You are the dude who told me to get prego!  Douche!

If I am sober enough this evening I will do my best to figure out some way to play games online... but this will require messing with the router and the projector... yay..  :D

IT'S ON (if you're sober)!
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:05:12 PM
Oh yeah!  You are the dude who told me to get prego!  Douche!

I don't even remember what I said to you.  It was like, three years ago or so.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:06:49 PM
StCee was kind enough to remind me that you told me that I shouldn't be on XBL, I should be barefoot and Preggers somewhere... you were so sweet
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:07:45 PM
 :santocry
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:08:58 PM
I am surprised that three years and a bushel of marijuana later that the brain cells that store that information even exist to recall that memory. :P
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:09:59 PM
wow, this is supposed to be a thread about love, Willco. 

You can get me preggers though.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:14:44 PM
I am surprised that three years and a bushel of marijuana later that the brain cells that store that information even exist to recall that memory. :P


let's not even consider all the OTHER drugs that may have been ingested since then.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 09, 2007, 06:15:29 PM
Imagine StCee on X
omg
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 06:16:15 PM
Imagine StCee on X
omg
i bet he gets naked and spins around listening to 80's pop
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:25:27 PM
PC gaming! (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/chuckle.gif)

Oh, whatEVER.  You tear up some puzzle pirates on the pc, and that's hardly even a game.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 09, 2007, 06:26:24 PM
O SNAP.

I normally don't give women credit, because I'm a jerk, but she just called yo' ass out!
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Cyanista on July 09, 2007, 06:28:46 PM
Attention whores b settin us sistas back.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
Oh, whatEVER.  You tear up some puzzle pirates on the pc, and that's hardly even a game.


Oh, you little wench - how you hurt me so.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Prost on July 09, 2007, 06:56:43 PM
PC gaming! (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/chuckle.gif)
cigarillo
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 09, 2007, 06:57:43 PM
Eat my asshole, cocksucker
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 09, 2007, 07:01:45 PM
Eat my asshole, cocksucker
yes, sir!

:salute
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 09, 2007, 07:52:52 PM
Let's play CS:S.

Maybe you'll kill someone tonight.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: FatalT on July 09, 2007, 10:45:28 PM
I wanna play too!
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Bloodwake on July 09, 2007, 10:52:03 PM
I seriously think we should have an EB Halo 2 night.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: bagofeyes on July 09, 2007, 10:55:28 PM
I hate girls who take the lead in situations. What a turn-off. Never go out with a girl older than you are.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: tiesto on July 10, 2007, 08:21:07 AM
I hate girls who take the lead in situations. What a turn-off. Never go out with a girl older than you are.

I find the majority of girls interested in me tend to be slightly (1 year or so) older... but I actually prefer a girl who's at least slightly decisive. 'cuz I can be a pretty indecisive fellow myself at times.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 10, 2007, 08:29:15 AM
I love a girl that's decisive.  I pretty much only date older women.

I have a hard enough time making decisions on my own, why the fuck would I want to make a decision for someone else?  And then you make a decision for them and it's not what they wanted.  Then they fucking bitch.  Then I fucking feel like decking them in their fucking mouth. 

Besides, a girl that doesn't know what she wants is pretty telling.  Who's to say she won't justify banging your best friend because she doesn't "know what she wants."
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Tauntaun on July 10, 2007, 10:17:26 AM
let me know when you're gonna play some CS:S and I'll knife you noobs.  :-*
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Prost on July 11, 2007, 01:05:22 PM
Eat my asshole, cocksucker
you're a little child
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 01:44:09 PM
Your last couple of posts have been to either ride my dick or expound on the virtues of WoW and you have the fucking audacity to call me a CHILD?
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Prost on July 12, 2007, 07:04:19 AM
Your last couple of posts have been to either ride my dick or expound on the virtues of WoW and you have the fucking audacity to call me a CHILD?
have you ever noticed that you always tried to get the last word in against every single internet situation you've had?

the discussion will ALWAYS end with you.

i know maybe you don't think much of it, and you probably think "oh it's me defending myself from all of these relentless attacks that are completely unwarranted!"  but honestly man.

if there's one thing that would help you in life, it would be to grow up.  this is just speakin straight.  come on man ya took pictures of you drinking/throwing up.  something a kid right out of high school does and he thinks it's all cool.  you gotta just think about it for a minute man...
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Candyflip on July 12, 2007, 07:06:24 AM
Your last couple of posts have been to either ride my dick or expound on the virtues of WoW
Hey fuck you.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 12, 2007, 12:18:12 PM
if there's one thing that would help you in life, it would be to grow up. 


you came into this thread to call me a "cigarillo". you can't possibly be this delusional.


come on man ya took pictures of you drinking/throwing up. 


a staged shot of me spitting into my sink is "throwing up"? you are such a hysterical, haughty little fuckhead.


Hey fuck you.


I'm sorry, I know there are all sorts of folk playing WoW. It's wrong of me to think you're all distinguished mentally-challenged douchebags just because Prost is one.
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Prost on July 12, 2007, 12:42:33 PM
if there's one thing that would help you in life, it would be to grow up. 


you came into this thread to call me a "cigarillo". you can't possibly be this delusional.


come on man ya took pictures of you drinking/throwing up. 


a staged shot of me spitting into my sink is "throwing up"? you are such a hysterical, haughty little fuckhead.


Hey fuck you.


I'm sorry, I know there are all sorts of folk playing WoW. It's wrong of me to think you're all distinguished mentally-challenged douchebags just because Prost is one.
why is it always this way to you?  can't you just let things go?

just chill for once man.

it's not such a huge deal my god...

you freak out SO MUCH on these forums and you're 34, that tops any of my actions and ya know it.

come on just relax for a little while :pirate
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Tauntaun on July 12, 2007, 01:21:59 PM
can't we all just get along

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and fondle each others nipples?  :-* *tweak tweak*
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Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: anongrl on July 12, 2007, 01:47:32 PM
Eat my asshole, cocksucker
you're a little child

I just don't get why this bothered you Prost... I thought he was talking to Mupepe... who kind of liked it! ;) weird...
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Cyanista on July 12, 2007, 01:51:50 PM
Prost, the fact that you feel the need to mother his posting style is just weird.  It's like the only reason you post on this board.   
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Prost on July 12, 2007, 03:20:09 PM
Prost, the fact that you feel the need to mother his posting style is just weird.  It's like the only reason you post on this board.   
i COULD deal a REALLY low blow on that one, but nah.

why do you come to his aid?  just because he has issues too?
Title: Re: If I ever get married again....
Post by: Mupepe on July 12, 2007, 03:29:12 PM
worst thread ever.