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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 10, 2007, 12:54:13 AM

Title: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2007, 12:54:13 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6285660.stm

I am sure he will find a way to spin this.
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: Mandark on July 10, 2007, 12:56:31 AM
Wait, why did that clan steal the lion in the first place?
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2007, 12:57:30 AM
Quote from: Mandark on July 10, 2007, 12:56:31 AM
Wait, why did that clan steal the lion in the first place?

Maybe this?

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He added that her captors were charging tourists to be photographed with her.

And for sex.
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: Mandark on July 10, 2007, 01:01:23 AM
What sort of tourist would go to Gaza!?  It's poorer/more dangerous than the West Bank, and if you did go, the main attraction is apparently some clan that enforces its own security, and stole a lion, which you can pose with.

It is too late for me to get my head around this story.
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: BlackMage on July 10, 2007, 01:02:58 AM
color me fucking confused
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: BobbyRobby on July 10, 2007, 01:34:51 AM
Yeah, I wish Christianity had specific rules regarding treatment of animals like Islam does. 

You'd think Christians would be able to follow their own moral compass a bit, and figure out on their own that animal cruelty (factory farming, etc.) is fucked up, but I guess they need it spelled out.   

Ideally we wouldn't need religion, but there are just so many followers already.  The Vatican should make up some rules.  It'd be a start. 
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2007, 01:35:41 AM
But the Vatican rules would be something like "It's only okay to rape a puppy 8 or less times a day."
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 10, 2007, 01:38:32 AM
also "aborted kittens don't go to heaven"
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2007, 01:45:06 AM
Quote from: dcharlie on July 10, 2007, 01:43:10 AM
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The Vatican should make up some rules.


call me Mr. Wonky Priorities, but perhaps making up some rules to help prevent the spread of AIDS in africa instead of telling the god fearers that it's against god will to use condoms would be a better first step?


But you can have sex with lions without getting aids, right?  So that's cool then.
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: BobbyRobby on July 10, 2007, 10:50:36 AM
Quote from: dcharlie on July 10, 2007, 01:43:10 AM
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The Vatican should make up some rules.


call me Mr. Wonky Priorities, but perhaps making up some rules to help prevent the spread of AIDS in africa instead of telling the god fearers that it's against god will to use condoms would be a better first step?


yeah i agree that their stance on birth control is probably their dumbest.  the topic was on animals though
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 12:01:17 PM
Hamas freed a lion?!  :o That takes back at least 3 suicide bombings. Color me impressed.  ::)

I predict middle east peace in only a few days!
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: bud on July 10, 2007, 12:58:06 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 12:01:17 PM
Hamas freed a lion?!  :o That takes back at least 3 suicide bombings. Color me impressed.  ::)

I predict middle east peace in only a few days!

why are you even in this thread?
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 10, 2007, 04:56:48 PM
Quote from: bud on July 10, 2007, 12:58:06 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 12:01:17 PM
Hamas freed a lion?!  :o That takes back at least 3 suicide bombings. Color me impressed.  ::)

I predict middle east peace in only a few days!

why are you even in this thread?

To make us all dumber.  It's his function.
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 05:05:35 PM
So you guys think that freeing a lion makes up for suicide bombing innocent people?
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2007, 05:10:25 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 05:05:35 PM
So you guys think that freeing a lion makes up for suicide bombing innocent people?

What does it matter if they blow up people in the middle east?  Those people over there don't matter at all.
Title: Re: Hamas does something good; child molester FoC is nowhere to be seen
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 05:14:11 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 10, 2007, 05:10:25 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on July 10, 2007, 05:05:35 PM
So you guys think that freeing a lion makes up for suicide bombing innocent people?

What does it matter if they blow up people in the middle east?  Those people over there don't matter at all.

ok