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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM

Title: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM
The doorbell rang a few minutes ago, so I had to hurry up and get cleaned up. Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door. So I close it and look out the window, trying to see if anyone was walking down the street. I see this hot blonde walking away from the house! FUCK

She must have wanted to see the house. Oh shit I suck
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2006, 03:34:22 PM
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Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:35:59 PM
I'm not really into blondes, but from what I saw she was hot. Very long hair, nice legs, not uber skinny. Dammit.

Hopefully she'll come back a little later.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Melissa on September 20, 2006, 03:38:27 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring?  I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Bacon on September 20, 2006, 03:42:58 PM
She probably just wanted some cock.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on September 20, 2006, 03:44:05 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring?  I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
PD runs to the door, opens it...


and his pants fall down. classic.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 20, 2006, 03:45:02 PM
I like to think that every time Phoenix Dark misses the opportunity to interact with members of the opposite sex, that maybe there is a God and I should reconsider finding religion.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:45:58 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring?  I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???

My pants were falling down though, so I needed a belt.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2006, 03:50:30 PM
lose some weight, chubs.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2006, 03:51:32 PM
lose some weight, chubs.
Wouldn't he need to gain weight?
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:55:38 PM
lose some weight, chubs.
Wouldn't he need to gain weight?

Exactly. I weigh about 175 pounds. I'm about 6'3.

Luckily I have a someone built look to me, so I don't look too skinny
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 20, 2006, 03:57:57 PM
Maybe you should put a intercom up at the front door especially if your going to have multiple people at the house it would be nice and cheap to put one in every room. And then you wouldnt have missed the hot blonde.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2006, 04:01:12 PM
Fat guys always have their pants falling down cuz their blubber forces their too-tight pants to slide downwards. Y'ever see a plumber with his pants UP? Didn't think so!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 04:02:42 PM
Fat guys always have their pants falling down cuz their blubber forces their too-tight pants to slide downwards. Y'ever see a plumber with his pants UP? Didn't think so!
:lol :lol :lol

Shut up!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 20, 2006, 04:18:05 PM
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Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 20, 2006, 11:40:33 PM
Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring?  I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
PD runs to the door, opens it...


and his pants fall down. classic.

:lol

That would have been awesome
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 11:42:10 PM
No it wouldn't :(
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:10:26 AM
No it wouldn't :(

I would have waited in the bushes with one of these

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6856/toy8043vd1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2006, 12:12:37 AM
No it wouldn't :(

I would have waited in the bushes with one of these

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6856/toy8043vd1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
What the fuck are those? Glow in the dark dildos...with a ring at the end...wtf
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2006, 12:13:08 AM
No it wouldn't :(

I would have waited in the bushes with one of these

(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6856/toy8043vd1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

What the he..? Obscure reference FTL
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: brawndolicious on September 21, 2006, 12:14:54 AM
whistles
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2006, 12:16:12 AM
whistles
Rape whistles?
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:17:58 AM
:rofl

Slide WHISTLES!

Their the whistles that make the WEEEEEOOOOP SOUND.

COME ON NAW!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: brawndolicious on September 21, 2006, 12:20:56 AM
whistles
Rape whistles?
Rape whistles?
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 12:26:32 AM
I don't Rape Whistles
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2006, 01:14:58 AM
I don't Rape Whistles

I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Hollywood on September 21, 2006, 02:59:14 PM
There should be an option on this forum to send posts over to OA.  :lol
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 03:04:32 PM
I don't Rape Whistles

I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole

:rofl
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: TVC15 on September 21, 2006, 03:13:57 PM
I don't Rape Whistles

I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole

I don't let anything approach my butthole, you anal pig.
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 21, 2006, 03:17:53 PM
Sexual preferences revealed -- White Man says he's a pitcher, not a catcher!
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 21, 2006, 04:06:25 PM
Only on Evilbore

/me snaps his fingers and says "Awww Shucks!"
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2006, 07:35:19 PM
Update:

I got home from school today around 5:15, and before I got to my house the next door neighbor started talking to me. He said a "young lady" came over to his house wondering about the For Rent signs on the house next door (my house). I told him to tell her to come over in the afternoon or evening, since I know I'll be home around then.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
Title: Re: FUCK
Post by: Vizzys on September 21, 2006, 07:39:07 PM
Now just wait patiently by the door. Wear no belt! And keep your hand out of those pants. Ignore that anticipation, act normal!