THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 03:32:17 PM
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The doorbell rang a few minutes ago, so I had to hurry up and get cleaned up. Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door. So I close it and look out the window, trying to see if anyone was walking down the street. I see this hot blonde walking away from the house! FUCK
She must have wanted to see the house. Oh shit I suck
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I'm not really into blondes, but from what I saw she was hot. Very long hair, nice legs, not uber skinny. Dammit.
Hopefully she'll come back a little later.
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Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
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She probably just wanted some cock.
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Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
PD runs to the door, opens it...
and his pants fall down. classic.
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I like to think that every time Phoenix Dark misses the opportunity to interact with members of the opposite sex, that maybe there is a God and I should reconsider finding religion.
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Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
My pants were falling down though, so I needed a belt.
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lose some weight, chubs.
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lose some weight, chubs.
Wouldn't he need to gain weight?
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lose some weight, chubs.
Wouldn't he need to gain weight?
Exactly. I weigh about 175 pounds. I'm about 6'3.
Luckily I have a someone built look to me, so I don't look too skinny
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Maybe you should put a intercom up at the front door especially if your going to have multiple people at the house it would be nice and cheap to put one in every room. And then you wouldnt have missed the hot blonde.
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Fat guys always have their pants falling down cuz their blubber forces their too-tight pants to slide downwards. Y'ever see a plumber with his pants UP? Didn't think so!
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Fat guys always have their pants falling down cuz their blubber forces their too-tight pants to slide downwards. Y'ever see a plumber with his pants UP? Didn't think so!
:lol :lol :lol
Shut up!
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Took me awhile to find my belt, and by the time I put it on and ran down the stairs, no one was at the door.
Is a belt really considered crucial when rushing to an unexpected doorbell ring? I mean, pants I can understand...and even a shirt - but a belt???
PD runs to the door, opens it...
and his pants fall down. classic.
:lol
That would have been awesome
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No it wouldn't :(
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No it wouldn't :(
I would have waited in the bushes with one of these
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6856/toy8043vd1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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No it wouldn't :(
I would have waited in the bushes with one of these
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6856/toy8043vd1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
What the fuck are those? Glow in the dark dildos...with a ring at the end...wtf
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No it wouldn't :(
I would have waited in the bushes with one of these
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6856/toy8043vd1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
What the he..? Obscure reference FTL
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whistles
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whistles
Rape whistles?
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:rofl
Slide WHISTLES!
Their the whistles that make the WEEEEEOOOOP SOUND.
COME ON NAW!
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whistles
Rape whistles?
Rape whistles?
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I don't Rape Whistles
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I don't Rape Whistles
I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole
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There should be an option on this forum to send posts over to OA. :lol
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I don't Rape Whistles
I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole
:rofl
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I don't Rape Whistles
I've heard White Man can blow one with his butthole
I don't let anything approach my butthole, you anal pig.
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Sexual preferences revealed -- White Man says he's a pitcher, not a catcher!
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Only on Evilbore
/me snaps his fingers and says "Awww Shucks!"
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Update:
I got home from school today around 5:15, and before I got to my house the next door neighbor started talking to me. He said a "young lady" came over to his house wondering about the For Rent signs on the house next door (my house). I told him to tell her to come over in the afternoon or evening, since I know I'll be home around then.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
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Now just wait patiently by the door. Wear no belt! And keep your hand out of those pants. Ignore that anticipation, act normal!