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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 06:37:00 AM

Title: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 06:37:00 AM
Xbox 360, ladies. 

I mean, look at this list of quality software that will be available/already out by the end of this year:

-Gears of War
-Viva Pinata and the new one
-Halo 3
-Call of Duty 4
-LOST M'FING ODYSSEY
-MASS FUCKING EFFECT

Srsly, guys.  I think that they did the right thing in launching first.  Also, please no mentions of the inferior wii in here.  We're talking REAL next gen systems only, dudes.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Oblivion on July 11, 2007, 06:38:32 AM
I'm inclined to agree at this point.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Ichirou on July 11, 2007, 08:13:31 AM
I agree with Triumph, it's pretty clear that 360 has won this gen.  Just waiting for them to do some kind of fix on the design to lower the failure rate, and I'm picking one up.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: brawndolicious on July 11, 2007, 08:19:16 AM
I didn't notice the "real" at first, I agree, only thing I might want on PS3 is the exclusive MGS trailer to laugh at the dialogue and you can download that with firefox.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 08:21:23 AM
I agree with Triumph, it's pretty clear that 360 has won this gen.  Just waiting for them to do some kind of fix on the design to lower the failure rate, and I'm picking one up.

They have that new chipset.  I'm hoping that in the next couple of months the old ones will be phased out and I can get one with the new chipset.  Also, that they'll be cheaper.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 11, 2007, 09:20:54 AM
I think it's still way too early. Maybe around this time next year you can make an educated guess.

Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 10:54:01 AM
I think it's still way too early. Maybe around this time next year you can make an educated guess.


Whatever, d0de.  I say the 360 is the winner, it's the winner.  Even demi owns one.  demi.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:01:06 AM
GTAIV exclusive content.

Culdcept Saga mother fuckers. Culdcept was fucking DELAYED TO 2008. Oh woe is me.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:02:56 AM
mgs4>>>gtaiv
halo3>>>gtaiv
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 11:06:36 AM
mgs4>>>gtaiv
halo3>>>gtaiv

Well, you're right on ONE count, bud.  Seriously guy, give up the Kojimasexual thing.  Guy is a hack.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:07:13 AM
lmao bud.

Try again.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:08:04 AM
mg, mg2, mgs, mgs2 and mgs3 :bow

(http://www.navgtr.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hideo-kojima.jpg)
:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:11:05 AM
Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 11:11:45 AM
YOU HAVE BEFOULED THIS THREAD BUD WITH THAT TASTELESS SHIT

AND YOU TOO HIMURO, JUST BY SHOWING UP WITH YOUR SHENMOO LOVING ASS
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:11:50 AM
Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.

STFU

zoe 2 was awesome.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 11:12:48 AM
Chromehounds is missing from your list.


Is that a good game? I rented it from Gamefly, had it in the envelope for like two months, finally popped it in the 360 and the fucking thing wouldn't read the disc! I took that as a sign.



Culdcept Saga mother fuckers. Culdcept was fucking DELAYED TO 2008. Oh woe is me.


Give you more time to prepare for the asswhuppin' you're going to get. In the meantime, why not pick up a copy of Phantom Dust and let me get all up in that colon?
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bork on July 11, 2007, 11:14:10 AM
DAMAGE CONTROL TIME

360 is the new Dreamcast.  It's going to be eclipsed by the PS3 within a few years, and will then be a shadow of its former self.  Enjoy these days. 

The Wii?  Pffffffffft.  It's the N64 and Game Cube all over again.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:14:54 AM
the wii = gc 1.3

though it has super mario galaxy :bow
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:15:30 AM
Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.

STFU

zoe 2 was awesome.

Kojima is on some Miyamato esque shit. Just because he's a producer people think he developed it. ZOE is not Kojima.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:16:11 AM
Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.

STFU

zoe 2 was awesome.

Kojima is on some Miyamato esque shit. Just because he's a producer people think he developed it. ZOE is not Kojima.
kojima was one of the designers for zoe 1 you filthy liar.
but shit, he also did snatcher.

either way, kojima>>houser
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:16:15 AM
Give you more time to prepare for the asswhuppin' you're going to get. In the meantime, why not pick up a copy of Phantom Dust and let me get all up in that colon?


I already have Phantom Dust. When I get xbl I will be sure to give you my tag so my butt can reach my ears.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 11:16:26 AM
DAMAGE CONTROL TIME

360 is the new Dreamcast.  It's going to be eclipsed by the PS3 within a few years, and will then be a shadow of its former self.  Enjoy these days. 

The Wii?  Pffffffffft.  It's the N64 and Game Cube all over again.

Oh yah?  Don't tell still legendary don killuminati u2k ultra vagisil supreme or whatever his name is that. 

DREAMCAST II 9/9/9 BELIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:17:04 AM
Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.

STFU

zoe 2 was awesome.

Kojima is on some Miyamato esque shit. Just because he's a producer people think he developed it. ZOE is not Kojima.

snatcher.

either way, kojima>>houser

In terms of writing? lol GTA's intertext and take on modern society >>>> anything semi "intelligent" Kojima has done
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: tiesto on July 11, 2007, 11:17:25 AM
Kojima >>>>>> the hacks that made the GTA series.
MGS * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GTA *

GTA's humor is ohhhh so clever... I mean come on, an Internet cafe named "Tw@"... the absolute pinnacle of satire and humor. :P I would take "I NEED SCISSORS! 83!" over GTA any day of the week, and both MGS1 and 3 had decent storylines (it's just 2 that got real absurd with the story and the abundance of cutscenes, which I think is where many complaints about the series stem from, MGS3 is actually pretty heavy on gameplay and light on story, but it has that annoying recovery system, which keeps it from being my favorite. MGS1 is the best.)
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:17:40 AM
Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.

STFU

zoe 2 was awesome.

Kojima is on some Miyamato esque shit. Just because he's a producer people think he developed it. ZOE is not Kojima.

snatcher.

either way, kojima>>houser

I like Snatcher. I wanna get Policenauts. They have a English translation patch coming out soon. I'm gonna import.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:18:43 AM
Kojima >>>>>> the hacks that made the GTA series.
MGS * >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GTA *

:bow

Someone kill that series. Let Kojima work on something different for a change. Goddamn.

STFU

zoe 2 was awesome.

Kojima is on some Miyamato esque shit. Just because he's a producer people think he developed it. ZOE is not Kojima.

snatcher.

either way, kojima>>houser

In terms of writing? lol GTA's intertext and take on modern society >>>> anything semi "intelligent" Kojima has done

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:19:52 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

What's funny? Do you know what intertextual reference is?
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:20:31 AM
yes, but it's still funny.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:21:08 AM
i have yet to play a gta game with a decent story. (note: i'm not talking about intertextual reference here himumu)
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:21:35 AM
If 360 is the new dreamcast im more than happy. The dreamcast was one of the most exciting consoles ever.

And yeah, GTA sux
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:22:58 AM
a gta without awesome songs is unplayable. see gta:sa.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:24:05 AM
i have yet to play a gta game with a decent story. (note: i'm not talking about intertextual reference here himumu)

And? MGS stories aren't anything to praise once you turn the age of 15. The ending of MGS3 was good stuff but damn. People act like Kojima is a prodigy in game writing.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:24:11 AM
BUH BUH BUH RIDE A MOTORCYCLE! BUH BUH CHANGE CLOTHES.

Its a barbie game for dudes
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 11:25:21 AM
BUH BUH BUH RIDE A MOTORCYCLE! BUH BUH CHANGE CLOTHES.

Its a barbie game for dudes


GTA is??
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:25:25 AM
i have yet to play a gta game with a decent story. (note: i'm not talking about intertextual reference here himumu)

And? MGS stories aren't anything to praise once you turn the age of 15. The ending of MGS3 was good stuff but damn. People act like Kojima is a prodigy in game writing.

oh i'm sorry that one of its main sellingpoints isn't that you can EAT BURGERS LOLOLOL

you might hate the story in mgs2 but they were all great stories, especially mgs1's.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:26:04 AM
BUH BUH BUH LOL CARS I CAN FLY A PLAY NOWZ! OMG CITY BIG PEOPLE SAY SHIT WHEN I RUN OVER THEM!
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:27:16 AM
i have yet to play a gta game with a decent story. (note: i'm not talking about intertextual reference here himumu)

And? MGS stories aren't anything to praise once you turn the age of 15. The ending of MGS3 was good stuff but damn. People act like Kojima is a prodigy in game writing.

oh i'm sorry that one of its main sellingpoints isn't that you can EAT BURGERS LOLOLOL

It wasn't that you could eat a burger, it was cool because you could customize your character as you saw fit.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 11:27:27 AM
 :duh

thin. anorexic-type thin.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:27:41 AM
BUH BE4 I CAN FLY I MUST TAKE LESSONS AND FLY THROUGH RED CIRCLES OTHERWISE I FAIL LOL
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:28:32 AM
I think Saints Row had more character customization and we all saw how shit a game that was just cause it didnt say GTA
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:28:54 AM
i have yet to play a gta game with a decent story. (note: i'm not talking about intertextual reference here himumu)

And? MGS stories aren't anything to praise once you turn the age of 15. The ending of MGS3 was good stuff but damn. People act like Kojima is a prodigy in game writing.

oh i'm sorry that one of its main sellingpoints isn't that you can EAT BURGERS LOLOLOL

It wasn't that you could eat a burger, it was cool because you could customize your character as you saw fit.

RUNNING FOR 10SECONDS INCREASES MY STAMINA LOLOL

I CAN HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR LAWL
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:29:08 AM
BUH BE4 I CAN FLY I MUST TAKE LESSONS AND FLY THROUGH RED CIRCLES OTHERWISE I FAIL LOL

that shit was easy

the driving school missions were wtf hard
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 11:29:22 AM
i have yet to play a gta game with a decent story. (note: i'm not talking about intertextual reference here himumu)

And? MGS stories aren't anything to praise once you turn the age of 15. The ending of MGS3 was good stuff but damn. People act like Kojima is a prodigy in game writing.

What's even funnier is that Kojima himself didn't even write MGS2.  In a fit of hubris, he decided to see if anyone was actually paying attention and outsourced the script writing duties.

Here I have an exclusive photograph of the actual author hard at work.  Be prepared, though... this is shocking.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/monkeytypewriter.jpg)
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Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:29:41 AM
BUH BE4 I CAN FLY I MUST TAKE LESSONS AND FLY THROUGH RED CIRCLES OTHERWISE I FAIL LOL

that shit was easy

the driving school missions were wtf hard

how the hell do you fly the dodo in gta3. i only lasted for 1 minute or something :-\
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:30:07 AM
I think Himuro is more excited about GTA4 cause he got the inside info revealing his character can say NICE TITS around supermarket parking lots
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 11:30:42 AM
do you hate Crackdown too MAF? and The Hulk?
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:31:06 AM
BUH BE4 I CAN FLY I MUST TAKE LESSONS AND FLY THROUGH RED CIRCLES OTHERWISE I FAIL LOL

that shit was easy

the driving school missions were wtf hard

how the hell do you fly the dodo in gta3. i only lasted for 1 minute or something :-\

it takes practice
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:31:44 AM
I liked Crackdown a lot. Never played the Hulk
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 11, 2007, 11:33:10 AM
Oh, okay. So it's not just sandbox games, it's GTA you don't like.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:33:29 AM
this is how it's going to be: gta:vc>gtaiv>gta3>gta:sa
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 11:35:18 AM
GTA is tired bullshit. Crackdown had a lot of actual ACTION and FUN missions and FUN vehicles and FUN character progression.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:36:18 AM
this is how it's going to be: gta:vc>gtaiv>gta3>gta:sa

GTAIV > GTAIII > GTAVC > GTASA > GTA2 > GTAVCS > GTALCS > GTA1 > GTA London >>>> GTA Advance
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: bud on July 11, 2007, 11:37:10 AM
this is how it's going to be: gta:vc>gtaiv>gta3>gta:sa

GTAIV > GTAIII > GTAVC > GTASA > GTA2 > GTAVCS > GTALCS > GTA1 > GTA London >>>> GTA Advance

WTF ARE YOU INSANE
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Himu on July 11, 2007, 11:40:26 AM
I have beaten gta3 6 times since 2001.

I have successfully replayed vc 2 times.

Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: border on July 11, 2007, 11:54:22 AM
-LOST M'FING ODYSSEY

Triumph am Japafag  :-\
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: tiesto on July 11, 2007, 12:02:32 PM
Oh god, now you're a japafag if you happen to like games with Japanese origins? That's like 95% of all good games. The "japafag" term is getting overused more than "emo" did back a few years ago.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 12:23:54 PM
-LOST M'FING ODYSSEY

Triumph am Japafag  :-\

I just like rpgs in general- eastern, western whatever.  However, I will not tolerate the overly cutesy animu shit that so many seem to put up with and/or outright enjoy.  That's not cool.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 11, 2007, 12:37:16 PM
Whatever dude.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 12:44:26 PM
Whatever dude.

 ::)  Yeah right.  You actually ENJOY WATCHING ANIME. 
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 11, 2007, 12:57:33 PM
*i* enjoy watching certain anime, you ginger minger, and i am the fucking KING OF ELITISTS
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: border on July 11, 2007, 01:02:18 PM
Drinky am Japafag too  :-\

Quote
I will not tolerate the overly cutesy animu shit that so many seem to put up with and/or outright enjoy.
A prejudice that is offset by your love for overly cutesy Viva Pinata shit :P
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 11, 2007, 01:12:18 PM
Drinky am Japafag too  :-\

I blame those strategy RPGs and the fact that he got just a bit too deep with them in the 32-bit era. It was his gateway to homojapuality!
That, and cut rate Japanese RPG houses love to make games where there aren't more than just loot and levels, which Drinky simply can't resist.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 01:23:43 PM
Drinky am Japafag too  :-\

Quote
I will not tolerate the overly cutesy animu shit that so many seem to put up with and/or outright enjoy.
A prejudice that is offset by your love for overly cutesy Viva Pinata shit :P

If I could keep fruity animu things in a breeding gulag complete with incest, cannibalism and race wars, then I would buy that game too.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 11, 2007, 01:42:46 PM
this is how it's going to be: gta:vc>gtaiv>gta3>gta:sa

GTAIV > GTAIII > GTAVC > GTASA > GTA2 > GTAVCS > GTALCS > GTA1 > GTA London >>>> GTA Advance

WTF ARE YOU INSANE

I also like GTA3 more than VC.

BTW, who the fuck would disagree with Triumph's declaration at this point?
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 11, 2007, 01:55:28 PM
this is how it's going to be: gta:vc>gtaiv>gta3>gta:sa

GTAIV > GTAIII > GTAVC > GTASA > GTA2 > GTAVCS > GTALCS > GTA1 > GTA London >>>> GTA Advance

WTF ARE YOU INSANE

I also like GTA3 more than VC.

BTW, who the fuck would disagree with Triumph's declaration at this point?

The SDF, of course.  But no one takes them seriously anyhow.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: hyp on July 11, 2007, 01:59:12 PM
too human is looking pretty hot after watching the latest trailer on XBL.  i mean, by no means is it going to be better than halo 3 or mass effect in the graphics department, but story wise, it looks like it will be very interesting.
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 11, 2007, 02:08:31 PM
I love MGS but the story in every game is ridiculously bad.  Still, I find the MGS stories to be enjoyable because they're so far fetched yet Kojima's trying so hard to be serious with the political and historical topics.  For the people that say that MGS1 has a good story, seriously who the fuck will try to have heart to heart talks with enemies in the midst of battle?  Snake's intimate conversations with the bosses alone make the whole story foolish.  Also, Kojima should just stop with the US guilt trip bullshit and just recognize that Japan deserved to get its ass bombed.  

With that said, I still think that MGS offers a better combination of visuals, sound and action.  MGS is the main reason why I don't think that the PS3 is a completely unnecessary console. 
Title: Re: I am declaring a winner in the real next gen war
Post by: Rman on July 11, 2007, 02:36:31 PM
I still think it's too early to declare a winner between X360 and PS3.  Like most I believe that the current generation begun too early.  I mean look at GOW2, RE4 and some of Team Ninja's final offerings on the original Xbox.  And as thus the adoption rate for both X360 and PS3 has not been so spectacular mainly due to price.  Hopefully these two learn that in the next console cycle hardware should be less than $400.  But it would be foolish to count Sony out right now.  The system has not even been out for a year.  It has promising exclusives, MGS4, FFXIII, GT5, Haze, Killzone 2, Little Big Planet, Home, White Knight Story, and also a cachet of brand loyalty especially in PAL regions. 

But I do agree that Microsoft has a great chance of beating the PS3 in North America.  Also whether you're fan of a platform or a fan of gaming you should embrace the healthy competition.  I sure as hell doubt that Sony's online initiative, though lacking some features of Xbox Live, would be as fleshed out as it is today without the competition.