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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2006, 10:49:02 PM

Title: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2006, 10:49:02 PM
(Impressions are circa 30 minutes to 2 hours apiece)

Rocket Slime (DS): Seems ball-trippin'. Rocket is incredibly suggestive. I am forbidden to use the phrase "elasto-blast" in polite company.

Okami (PS2): OMG. Pummels my prostate like Link never could. This is the best-looking game of ALL TIME.

Samurai Warriors 2 (360): OMG. Love the expanded movelists and the smarter enemy AI. Slick front-end. WAY better than part one or Devil Kings. The battle dialogue is wonderfully cheesy. I dig the Fuuma ninja dude. BUY IT ALSO EGM IS FUDSUCKING WORTHLESS.

Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2006, 10:52:41 PM
You just like Okami because you hate Nintendo.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2006, 11:08:07 PM
nope. Okami wasn't even on my radar until I played the demo. You just don't respect Okami because you have a crush on Link!
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: demi on September 20, 2006, 11:11:06 PM
I am playing Radiata Stories. It is boring.

I have Condemned. I should play that instead.

I will probably pick up Rocket Slime and/or Pokeman tomorrow.

I will wait for Okami to drop to $20. Or less.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2006, 11:11:14 PM
You just like Okami because you hate Nintendo.

Nah, he loves Zelda. Which really makes me interested. If Drinky says this is better than Zelda, that's pretty big. I can't wait to play this game.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2006, 11:14:09 PM
I didn't say it was better than "Zelda". I said it was vastly better than Wind Waker, and less gay than Twilight Princess (which I'm sure will be fuck awesome, waggleshit and fey Link aside).
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Polari on September 20, 2006, 11:42:16 PM
I said it was vastly better than Wind Waker, and less gay than Twilight Princess (which I'm sure will be fuck awesome, waggleshit and fey Link aside).

No "waggleshit" in the Gamecube version. :spin

Link still looks like an emo chump and The Wind Waker was desperately average though, granted.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 20, 2006, 11:44:52 PM
OKAMI!!!!!!!!!! DISGAEA 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 21, 2006, 02:06:11 AM
Okami is just awesome beyond words--played about 2 hours and it makes me happy in ways no 3D adventure game ever has. The 3D Zeldas never "clicked" with me but Okami...OKAMI!!! So nice.

Speaking of suggestive, Rocket Slime uses the phrase "jolly good whack" in the first 15 minutes. Wink wink!
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 21, 2006, 02:32:14 AM
I think what sold me on the game beyond the whole fights with enemies was the way things worked in town. I loved fixing things up and making things easier for them and getting some praise for it. Cept that fat lady and her garden, f her im the hole diggin champ.
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Oblivion on September 30, 2006, 05:12:39 PM
less gay than Twilight Princess

Woah there, cowboy. Say what you will about that thing from WW, but TP Link is all, 100% hetero

(http://www.rpgfan.com/pics/zelda-gcn2/art-003.jpg)
Title: Re: Drinky Crow's Wednesday Gaming Scrota-thon
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 30, 2006, 05:35:19 PM
I have Condemned. I should play that instead.

You should, it's decent.  Just don't expect the story to make any goddamned sense.

I will wait for Okami to drop to $20. Or less.

This is how I feel about Loco Roco.