I have 5 different types of this condiment in my fridge right now.
do you ever smear them on your naked body and run outside hugging random strangers? :-*
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(http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/s/sauerkraut.jpg)
sauerkraut homo's, it's like solidified CUM! YUM YUM!! wait...
mustard :-X
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lol