THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2007, 10:39:55 PM

Title: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2007, 10:39:55 PM
they are revolting and cater to the stupid carnival cariacature aesthetic that drives the wal-mart set into rabid hyucks of delight. they are fisher-price obscenities for folks with a seven-year-old's tastes, be they that actual age or reduced to that age by senility and/or a squandered life.

miis are for shitfucks, and if you like them, i hope your mom catches you, pants down and grubby, fucking a piece of shit in the 3x3 bathroom of your trailer home, you gummo-ass shitfuck.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 12, 2007, 10:47:55 PM
though you got banned for it at gaf, never was there a better compliment for "faggotry" than Miis.

I despise them and their Nintendo creators too-preying on hapless childhood video game nostalgia is vile enough, jumping on their toddler fisher price toys nostalgia is revolting.

edit: booze getting to my grammer
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: demi on July 12, 2007, 10:54:08 PM
i'm gonna make one based on you and call it faggotry
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2007, 10:54:51 PM
you're a shitfuck, demi
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: demi on July 12, 2007, 10:55:12 PM
why don't you say that to my face and faggotry over here
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Mondain on July 12, 2007, 10:55:32 PM
Olimario made plenty of Miis based on famous OAers and he apparently always plays with them :o
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: ananus on July 12, 2007, 10:56:30 PM
is there a point to miis other than being gay avatars?
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on July 12, 2007, 10:57:00 PM
I agree, really. Miis are revolting. The idea of a customizable avatar--even a highly stylized one--that's shared between all games is good.

Miis, however, are a horrible abortion of an implementation. Sure, it's all fun and games in Wii Sports. But only now that they're showing up in other games do we finally realize what we've signed on to for the next five years.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2007, 10:58:06 PM
olimario is also mentally disabled. he was probably touched by a crazy texan uncle as a kid. happens all the time in the bible belt -- or "mii country" as we might know it here -- so it's no fault of his.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 12, 2007, 10:59:40 PM
i actually hate avatars of any sort, because i hate the notion of people intruding THEIR idealized shitfuck selves into my digital media. i won't like customizable avatars until i can customize OTHER PEOPLE'S FOR THEM, making them into the burbling obese distinguished mentally-challenged fellows i inevitably consider them to be.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 12, 2007, 11:07:55 PM
an mmorpg where players looked like what you thought them as instead of what they wanted to dress themselves up as would be hilarious.

Thankfully, it would really only need a few models-most importantly a well-textured walking asshat.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: y2kev on July 12, 2007, 11:21:49 PM
Miis suck. Worse yet, Nintendo has yet to really find any inventive or innovative applications for them. As they are, they are lo-fi pieces of garbage. I can't make one that looks like me either, but maybe I'm too sexy for all the associated faggotry.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: tiesto on July 12, 2007, 11:48:39 PM
Ran out of things to bitch about? They're kinda pointless and are a total novelty but whatever. Still I like them better than making yourself into a guidos or furry in HOME.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: TVC15 on July 12, 2007, 11:53:08 PM
Not that I am defending Home, but having more options in it is bad, tiesto?
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 13, 2007, 12:00:29 AM
Home = Habbo Hotel for console fanboys
Miis = cringeworthy fisher price things

both suck, as do gamerpics, forum avatars, and especially forum image signatures like I see everywhere nowadays.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: demi on July 13, 2007, 12:06:34 AM
forum avatars rule
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2007, 12:10:24 AM
Yeah, what's wrong with forum avatars/gamerpics?  They have no bearing on the posts or how we really interact, unlike Miis or Home.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 13, 2007, 12:11:10 AM
i turned off all avatars, maf will confirm
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: demi on July 13, 2007, 12:12:40 AM
my avatar is a picture of a cock slapping prole's kids face.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2007, 12:13:14 AM
i turned off all avatars, maf will confirm


This probably has more to do with work browsing than anything else.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 13, 2007, 12:13:30 AM
Yeah, what's wrong with forum avatars/gamerpics?  They have no bearing on the posts or how we really interact, unlike Miis or Home.

because i don't want any persistent information about people's shitty, busted personalities! redundant personal information -- be it explicit or oblique -- is a waste of my processing centers which COULD be used thinking of more offensive modifiers to prepend to your name in my internal monologue!
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 13, 2007, 12:13:56 AM
Yeah, what's wrong with forum avatars/gamerpics?  They have no bearing on the posts or how we really interact, unlike Miis or Home.

The invariably get distracting and stupid-animation and vidcap douchebaggery make them obnoxious. Gamerpics just seem sort of silly, as you are pretty much just interacting with text-it's a needless vanity in that context.

I actually don't mind well-regulated (read: not GAF) forum avatars on smaller boards, as it can make things easier to read since you recognize the poster from the pic out of the corner of your eye.
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 13, 2007, 12:19:25 AM
I like Gamerpics, because if it was up to Microsoft, we'd all be sporting Halo pictures when IM'd or spoke to one another.  This way, we can appropriately pick which software propaganda is compatible with our tastes.  Search your feelings, Frag, you know it to be true!
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: demi on July 13, 2007, 12:22:35 AM
my gamerpic is a cock slapping prole's kid's face
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 13, 2007, 12:23:31 AM
liar, my photobucket is passworded
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: tiesto on July 13, 2007, 12:32:22 AM
I actually don't mind well-regulated (read: not GAF) forum avatars on smaller boards, as it can make things easier to read since you recognize the poster from the pic out of the corner of your eye.

Yeah, I like forum avatars for this same reason... if I'm reading a large thread, I will quickly glance at the picture and if I see certain pics, I'll know whether or not I should skim over their posts or read them thoroughly. Sigs can be kind of annoying though. Like that -Timedog guy at NeoGAF that got old quickly!
Title: Re: i hate miis
Post by: Mondain on July 13, 2007, 01:14:28 AM
avatars fucking blow balls, god I miss the times when nearly no message board software enabled them, conversations were more level-headed and it showed

GAF people go so fucking overboard with all the stupid animated GIFs in their avatars since this is the only freedom they have, and there's no way to even turn them off, that makes them all behave like in a kindergarten