Virtua Fighter, the entire series.
NSMB didnt get overrated
Virtua Fighter, the entire series.
And Phoenix Wright
oh wait, that's just GAF
Virtua Fighter, the entire series.
cj, you cut that sass right now :punch
Virtua Fighter, the entire series.
cj, you cut that sass right now :punch
Just because you bought me off.
But Phoenix Wright...what a fucking mistake that was.
Sorry Himu, I never played Hotel Dusk. Unfortunately, I've played PW.
OOT, easy.
Hotel Dusk is like having a bunch of assholes talk to you for hours and you paying for the conversation.
can I say Morrowind or is that not allowedI'm afraid that is it not allowed. Guards, take him away and lead him to the execution room
Hotel Dusk is like having a bunch of assholes talk to you for hours and you paying for the conversation.
yeah Hotel Dusk is probably the most offended I've been recently by rating-reality ratio
OOT is a good choice for all time. Majora is way better, ffs, and that's on the same system so an easy comparison. OOT is just shit.
can I say Morrowind or is that not allowed
It's fucking awful, TVC. Sure it looks nice but it's terribly written even by game standards, the story is garbage, and the puzzles are pure shit.
i just don't get why lucasarts and sierra won't port their classic adventure games to the ds or wii to show these fegs what REAL adventure games are
Oblivion is fine (esp. when modded out the butt) but Morrowind was just like someone threw a bunch of assets on a disc and had me finish the game for them. you know how some games are rushed for time and they have to cut out the ending? Morrowind felt like that only the middle and beginning too.
it also has slooooow texxxxt
Oblivion is fine (esp. when modded out the butt) but Morrowind was just like someone threw a bunch of assets on a disc and had me finish the game for them. you know how some games are rushed for time and they have to cut out the ending? Morrowind felt like that only the middle and beginning too.
Quote from: Himuroi just don't get why lucasarts and sierra won't port their classic adventure games to the ds or wii to show these fegs what REAL adventure games are
because no one really gives a damn about point and click adventure games anymore since the DVD-ROM era, where games borrowed elements from them and had just as many production values, just as much voice acting, puzzle solving and character development as them
Quote from: Himuroi just don't get why lucasarts and sierra won't port their classic adventure games to the ds or wii to show these fegs what REAL adventure games are
because no one really gives a damn about point and click adventure games anymore since the DVD-ROM era, where games borrowed elements from them and had just as many production values, just as much voice acting, puzzle solving and character development as them
I honestly dont understand why Lucasarts arent making adventure games for the DS, they will make money
you really think that most DS owners are old/intelligent enough to complete puzzles with Myst levels of difficulty, and that they care about mature, subdued plots?
Point and click adventures suck.
Sam and Max Hit the Road and The Longest Trendy European Bisexual Wanna-be Neil Gaiman Journey are the only two adventures I've completed in the last five years. Mostly, the inane puzzles bore me to tears.
MGS, fucking worthless "tactical espionage action" with completely broken spying gameplay and the worst videogame story I've ever heard. and show me one hardcore nfag who won't tell you you have to play it for an hour to at least like metroid prime.
Ico was made by people who used to work for Warp. That really explains everything.
MGS is awesome even if you don't have the patience for the stealth aspects of its gameplay. I rambo my way through parts of the games and they were still awesome to play. You're right about the story though. I'll much rather play a game about a midget plumber who has to save his girlfriend from a dragon.shooting system was pretty much broken, it's like you're playing pacman and then you bust out a famas and go in first person but OH SHIT, you're not looking down the sights until you empty half of your clip that it took you 2 hours to find! WTF? Splinter Cell wiped it's ass with MGS. There's really never been an interesting "gameplay innovation" in MGS (I've never even heard a fan say that) and people just buy it to watch the movies.
D, D2, and Enemy Zero are hardly unplayable. I'd go so far as to call them all pretty easy.
Panzer Dragoon Orta is a steaming pile of shit.
I played that for like an hour. The controls ruin it.
I wouldn't classify any of those games as very shitty, either. None of them are ico/sotc bad. None of them are bad, period.
Panzer Dragoon Orta is a steaming pile of shit.
Panzer Dragoon Orta is a steaming pile of shit.
If I ever see you irl, I'm going to beat you to a pulp and shit in your mouth.
Panzer Dragoon Orta is a steaming pile of shit.
If I ever see you irl, I'm going to beat you to a pulp and shit in your mouth.
Sega fans are going to be among the first up against the wall when the Revolution comes.
Halo
MGS is awesome even if you don't have the patience for the stealth aspects of its gameplay. I rambo my way through parts of the games and they were still awesome to play. You're right about the story though. I'll much rather play a game about a midget plumber who has to save his girlfriend from a dragon.shooting system was pretty much broken, it's like you're playing pacman and then you bust out a famas and go in first person but OH SHIT, you're not looking down the sights until you empty half of your clip that it took you 2 hours to find! WTF? Splinter Cell wiped it's ass with MGS. There's really never been an interesting "gameplay innovation" in MGS (I've never even heard a fan say that) and people just buy it to watch the movies.
All I know of D2 is that they panned the camera up in the american version during the fmv of the tentacle rape.
MGS is awesome even if you don't have the patience for the stealth aspects of its gameplay. I rambo my way through parts of the games and they were still awesome to play. You're right about the story though. I'll much rather play a game about a midget plumber who has to save his girlfriend from a dragon.shooting system was pretty much broken, it's like you're playing pacman and then you bust out a famas and go in first person but OH SHIT, you're not looking down the sights until you empty half of your clip that it took you 2 hours to find! WTF? Splinter Cell wiped it's ass with MGS. There's really never been an interesting "gameplay innovation" in MGS (I've never even heard a fan say that) and people just buy it to watch the movies.
All I know of D2 is that they panned the camera up in the american version during the fmv of the tentacle rape.
fuck off
also, if it takes you 2 hours to find some ammo then you don't even deserve to play the game.
I played that for like an hour. The controls ruin it.
Panzer Dragoon Orta is a steaming pile of shit.
Splinter Cell = stealth gaming for people who like gameplay
MGS = stealth gaming for people who like faggy cutscenes and stupid codec chatter
lucasarts ports wouldnt work on the DS because
1) its a niche genre with few fans nowadays
2) licenses issues
3) 3rd party games sell like shit on the ds
4) fans of those type of games already have perfect ports on their ds using flashcards with the port of scumm
3) 3rd party games sell like shit on the ds
1) dragon quests
3) 3rd party games sell like shit on the ds
Hasn't this argument been disproven on GAF like a thousand times already?
MGS is awesome even if you don't have the patience for the stealth aspects of its gameplay. I rambo my way through parts of the games and they were still awesome to play. You're right about the story though. I'll much rather play a game about a midget plumber who has to save his girlfriend from a dragon.shooting system was pretty much broken, it's like you're playing pacman and then you bust out a famas and go in first person but OH SHIT, you're not looking down the sights until you empty half of your clip that it took you 2 hours to find! WTF? Splinter Cell wiped it's ass with MGS. There's really never been an interesting "gameplay innovation" in MGS (I've never even heard a fan say that) and people just buy it to watch the movies.
All I know of D2 is that they panned the camera up in the american version during the fmv of the tentacle rape.
fuck off
also, if it takes you 2 hours to find some ammo then you don't even deserve to play the game.
Splinter Cell = stealth gaming for people who like gameplay
MGS = stealth gaming for people who like faggy cutscenes and stupid codec chatter
MGS is awesome even if you don't have the patience for the stealth aspects of its gameplay. I rambo my way through parts of the games and they were still awesome to play. You're right about the story though. I'll much rather play a game about a midget plumber who has to save his girlfriend from a dragon.shooting system was pretty much broken, it's like you're playing pacman and then you bust out a famas and go in first person but OH SHIT, you're not looking down the sights until you empty half of your clip that it took you 2 hours to find! WTF? Splinter Cell wiped it's ass with MGS. There's really never been an interesting "gameplay innovation" in MGS (I've never even heard a fan say that) and people just buy it to watch the movies.
All I know of D2 is that they panned the camera up in the american version during the fmv of the tentacle rape.
fuck off
also, if it takes you 2 hours to find some ammo then you don't even deserve to play the game.
Splinter Cell = stealth gaming for people who like gameplay
MGS = stealth gaming for people who like faggy cutscenes and stupid codec chatter
not only are you spreading your filthy lies but on top of that, you didn't even play mgs3 >:(
lol, atleast it'lll be better than viva pinata and party animal.
it took about that long until you got the famas (first heavy firepower you could carry around with you) and there is absolutely no benefit in firing the gun. If you have guys just lining up to get killed, which is quite possible due to the craptacular sub-pacman AI, then it's worth using but it's not fun. They thought up all the things with the story and MOST LIKELY the level design and then decided to put in the controls and equipment.MGS is awesome even if you don't have the patience for the stealth aspects of its gameplay. I rambo my way through parts of the games and they were still awesome to play. You're right about the story though. I'll much rather play a game about a midget plumber who has to save his girlfriend from a dragon.shooting system was pretty much broken, it's like you're playing pacman and then you bust out a famas and go in first person but OH SHIT, you're not looking down the sights until you empty half of your clip that it took you 2 hours to find! WTF? Splinter Cell wiped it's ass with MGS. There's really never been an interesting "gameplay innovation" in MGS (I've never even heard a fan say that) and people just buy it to watch the movies.
All I know of D2 is that they panned the camera up in the american version during the fmv of the tentacle rape.
fuck off
also, if it takes you 2 hours to find some ammo then you don't even deserve to play the game.
you really think that most DS owners are old/intelligent enough to complete puzzles with Myst levels of difficulty, and that they care about mature, subdued plots?98 percent of GAF owns a DS...
All of which are better alternatives than playing Panzer Dragoon OrtaPanzer Dragoon Orta is a steaming pile of shit.
If I ever see you irl, I'm going to beat you to a pulp and shit in your mouth.
Virtua Fighter, the entire series.You probably suck at the game. >:(
Any of the Metal Gear Solid games.
1. Stealth is not fun and has ruined many other games
2. If he's stealthy, why is he so fucking slow? Ninjas are fast, ninjas are stealthy.
3. Kojima is a shitty writer
4. Homosexual gender identity undercurrents large enough to birth an aircraft carrier
5. TOO MUCH WATCHING NOT ENOUGH INTERACTING
Any of the Metal Gear Solid games.
1. Stealth is not fun and has ruined many other games
2. If he's stealthy, why is he so fucking slow? Ninjas are fast, ninjas are stealthy.
3. Kojima is a shitty writer
4. Homosexual gender identity undercurrents large enough to birth an aircraft carrier
5. TOO MUCH WATCHING NOT ENOUGH INTERACTING
Eh
1. Subjective honestly. There are people who like stealth gameplay
2. When was he ever a Ninja? Hes a soldier, not a sandal wearing Jappa that can climb walls
3. He probably is but its better than most of the other shit other videogames have to offer. The storylines are fun for me
4. lol
5. Awesome boss fights and stealth gameplay. Sure, all the cinematics will probably get old with some people but I find it a great mix
Also, Splinter Cell is boring for me. I never cared about the storyline in any of the games either. METAL GEAR, KOJIMA! I LOVE YOU
how does the steath (?) work?
halo ce is the best frickin' co-op experience ever, though.
sex isn't co-op, it's VERSUS, you weepy vagine.
sex isn't co-op, it's VERSUS, you weepy vagine.
sorry, you can't tell me that i didn't have the best videogaming co-op time EVAR when I played through the campaign with MAF and my brother. it fuckin' ruled. it gave me a boner hard enough to generate its own gravitational pull. halo 2 was shite in comparison. :-[
Diakatana.
sex isn't co-op, it's VERSUS, you weepy vagine.
sorry, you can't tell me that i didn't have the best videogaming co-op time EVAR when I played through the campaign with MAF and my brother. it fuckin' ruled. it gave me a boner hard enough to generate its own gravitational pull. halo 2 was shite in comparison. :-[
I dont care how much your boner got pulled by MAF and your brother, you cant tell me that you wouldnt have had just as much of a good time having gay sex while playing Serious Sam, or Diakatana.
Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
So a major character dies. Big fucking deal. If I knew about that when I first got the game, I wouldn't have leveled her up as much as I did. :'(Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
Are you fucking kidding? FFVII is amazing shit. Go to hell
Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
Are you fucking kidding? FFVII is amazing shit. Go to hell
Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
Are you fucking kidding? FFVII is amazing shit. Go to hell
That (which is only your opinion, mind you) doesn't change the fact that it had one of the single worst translations in gaming history (which is a fact).
"Off course!"
"This guy are sick!"
"Beacause you are...a puppet"
etc., etc., etc.
Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
Are you fucking kidding? FFVII is amazing shit. Go to hell
That (which is only your opinion, mind you) doesn't change the fact that it had one of the single worst translations in gaming history (which is a fact).
"Off course!"
"This guy are sick!"
"Beacause you are...a puppet"
etc., etc., etc.
This isn't proper grammer?
Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
Are you fucking kidding? FFVII is amazing shit. Go to hell
That (which is only your opinion, mind you) doesn't change the fact that it had one of the single worst translations in gaming history (which is a fact).
"Off course!"
"This guy are sick!"
"Beacause you are...a puppet"
etc., etc., etc.
This isn't proper grammer?
Tons of grammatical mistakes, spelling mistakes, etc. It was impossible to read.
Are you fucking kidding? FFVII is amazing shit. Go to hell
That (which is only your opinion, mind you) doesn't change the fact that it had one of the single worst translations in gaming history (which is a fact).
"Off course!"
"This guy are sick!"
"Beacause you are...a puppet"
etc., etc., etc.
This isn't proper grammer?
the gods of irony have decided it is RAPE TIME :lol