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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:19:41 AM

Title: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:19:41 AM

(http://www.sptimes.com/2003/03/17/photos/xprs-spongebob-flying.jpg)

Does he square parts all over? Do you think it looks like a Jenga piece down there?

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: Polari on September 21, 2006, 02:21:11 AM

He doesn't have square arms and legs though, does he?

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: Vizzys on September 21, 2006, 02:26:03 AM

Polari makes a good point.

Also can a sponge fuck a squirrel?(the only female on the show I saw)
Only time will tell.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:26:32 AM

True, but he does have a square butt.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 21, 2006, 02:27:19 AM

He has a porous butt.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: TVC15 on September 21, 2006, 02:28:56 AM

Quote from: Viz on September 21, 2006, 02:26:03 AM

Polari makes a good point.

Also can a sponge fuck a squirrel?(the only female on the show I saw)
Only time will tell.

Well, if his dick is a sponge, he can make it into any shape that matters to the squirrel.  He just has to mold it and then let it dry out so it gets really hard.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:29:09 AM

your mom has a porous butt

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:29:39 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 21, 2006, 02:28:56 AM

Quote from: Viz on September 21, 2006, 02:26:03 AM

Polari makes a good point.

Also can a sponge fuck a squirrel?(the only female on the show I saw)
Only time will tell.

Well, if his dick is a sponge, he can make it into any shape that matters to the squirrel.  He just has to mold it and then let it dry out so it gets really hard.

But won't it shrink once it dries out?

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 21, 2006, 02:37:49 AM

Quote from: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:29:39 AM

But won't it shrink once it dries out?

He'll take Viagra.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: TVC15 on September 21, 2006, 02:39:50 AM

Quote from: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:29:39 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 21, 2006, 02:28:56 AM

Quote from: Viz on September 21, 2006, 02:26:03 AM

Polari makes a good point.

Also can a sponge fuck a squirrel?(the only female on the show I saw)
Only time will tell.

Well, if his dick is a sponge, he can make it into any shape that matters to the squirrel.  He just has to mold it and then let it dry out so it gets really hard.

But won't it shrink once it dries out?

Size does not matter.  My ancestry is irish and french, and I do marvelous things with my modest penis.  And besides, if SpongeBob were insecure, he could just wad up an extra bit of sponge to compensate when forming his penis(es).

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:42:32 AM

I had never thought about the 'ability to mold more than one penis' deal.

Now does the squirrel ride him cowgirl style? That seems to be her thing.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: TVC15 on September 21, 2006, 03:08:33 AM

Quote from: etiolate on September 21, 2006, 02:42:32 AM

I had never thought about the 'ability to mold more than one penis' deal.

Now does the squirrel ride him cowgirl style? That seems to be her thing.

I'm imagining a rotating gear setup.  The squirrel's butthole and vag are two crags filled by Spongebob's two penises.  They both turn their bits in the appropriate direction, and you get this sprocket-fueled clockwork thing going on.  You can set your watch to the gears of Spongebob and that squirrel.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 21, 2006, 03:19:36 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 21, 2006, 03:08:33 AM

I'm imagining a rotating gear setup.  The squirrel's butthole and vag are two crags filled by Spongebob's two penises.  They both turn their bits in the appropriate direction, and you get this sprocket-fueled clockwork thing going on.  You can set your watch to the gears of Spongebob and that squirrel.

spiffy.

Title: Re: Does Spongebob Squarepants have a square crotch too?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 21, 2006, 11:34:24 AM

 :o :o :o