THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 21, 2006, 02:38:10 PM
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... I'm going to work on upgrading the next couple of days, with or without cloudwalking! :P
Plus, I'll be creating a front end for what looks like to be our inevitable podcast and - maybe, just maybe - officially endorsed MAF swag.
We need a new slogan, though.
I was thinking something along the lines of, "Kind of like Cheers - except without fat Kristie Alley". I really want to pursue our online pub-like atomsphere. Let's get original.
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Glad you finally admit we need a new slogan.
I like the your suggestion, but it might be a bit long. Plus, you could serve as fat Kristie Alley.
I'll brainstorm in my upcoming 3 hour class, for both the slogan and the podcast.
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We have all agreed I am post-Cheers Ted Danson, who has let himself go. Besides, you're a bigger vagina than any of us!
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Evilbore - Now with the Ted Danson plane!
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Evilbore - Now with the Ted Danson plane!
:lol That episode was just on yesterday too.
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just have people submit them then hold polls to weed out the suck
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Good idea. Start submitting 'em via PM or here, and we'll do a poll.
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Evilbore: We Like Men
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But we love women am i rite
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Speak for yourself.
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But you <3 rodi
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She is dominant like a man.
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She said, so far, out of everyone trying to court her -- you've got the best shot!
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I am quite the charmer.
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Evilbore - Now with the Ted Danson plane!
George: That's insulting! Ted Danson makes eight hundred thousand dollars an episode.
Jerry: Oh, would you stop with the Ted Danson?
George: Well, he does.
Jerry: You're nuts!
George: I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?
Jerry: He's somebody.
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"TheBlackStallion is hysterical"
Edit: well fuck
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EVILBORE: WE AM CRUSH YOUR DREAMS AND PLAY SHIT GAMES
or
PHEONIX DARK IS HYSTERICAL
8)
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Evilbore: Where Friends Come Inside Each Other
Evilbore: Shelley Duvall Fucked Here
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EVILBORE: YOU ANUS WILL BLEED :-X
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Evilbore: a forum, with people that talk about stuff.
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EVILBORE: I FUCKIN QUIT
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:lol
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Evilbore: Boring is evil.
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evilbore: straight outta compton
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Evilbore: Pokemans, Let me show you them
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This Forum Smells Funny
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EVILBORE: LOOK AT OUR PRETTY LAYOUT
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evilbore: for neogaf users+ mogwaiOA.
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we aint got no slogan...
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Evilbore: Where Bitches Come to Suck and Fuck and Maybe Get Married
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Evilbore: Where Bitches Come to Suck and Fuck and Maybe Get Married
YOU MEAN THERE'S HOPE? :heart :heartbeat
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evilbore: where the wild things are
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Evilbore: Where Bitches Come to Suck and Fuck and Maybe Get Married
That should be in the TOS not the slogan.
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Evilbore: we want to kiss you all over
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Evilbore: etiolate wants to kiss dudes
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Evilbore: That's not milk in Willco's cereal
Evilbore: Giving AIDS back to the monkeys
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I like those two. :lol
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Evilbore: Touch my prostate
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EvilBore: Don't Believe
And Willco while you're at it, change my tag! I'm not leaving EB anytime soon
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Evilbore: Just like every other message board except without the most annoying aspect... POSTERS!
:lol
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Evilbore:
We're men, we're men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
[The Can-Can Chorus Line]
We're men, MANLY men, we're men in tights.
[Gay voice] Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men, we're men in tights
[High Voice] TIGHT Tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights!
WE'RE BUTCH!
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evilbore: we can say distinguished black fellow here. hehe...distinguished black fellow
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Evilbore: Fuck Yeah!
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evilbore: BITCHES GET STITCHES
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Evilbore: Enjoy the warm splash of jism on your face
Evilbore: Like ebola, but worse.
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EvilBore: Don't Eat the Spinach
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Hey PD, how's life on the banned side? ???
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CALL ME DRINKY COW
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Less Douche, More Juice
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Less Douche, More Juice
:)
Evilbore: Where everyone knows your name, and hates your ass.
Evilbore: A pub atmosphere, without the homeless bums (except demi)
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evilbore: we have porn. lolz, no.
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Evilbore: Now with 50% MORE Gapin' Anus!
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Evilbore: <CootAway> yeah im pretty awesome
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EvilBore: Diablos is a Pussy
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Evilbore: Some obscure disgusting circle jerk that no one knows about
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(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5782/stonecutterstl1.jpg)
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Evilbore: Some obscure disgusting circle jerk that no one knows about
I approve.
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Evilbore: Some obscure disgusting circle jerk that no one knows about
I approve.
I thought you would.
It really does describe the forum pretty damn well. :lol
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Yep, sure does.
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Evilbore: demi is the swingman
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(http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/5782/stonecutterstl1.jpg)
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Evilbore: :elf :hurr :nuhuh :hurr :nuhuh :hurr :elf
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Evilbore: Diablos is the Third Wheel
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How about...
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/156/fordwo5.jpg)
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EVILBORE: LIKE A BAD EPISODE OF MAD ABOUT YOU
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Wait, there were GOOD episodes of Mad ABout You?
YOU WATCHED IT
OMG
EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO
TVC-15 HAS PAUL REISER FETISH
OMG JUST OMG
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Evilbore: Where the Man-Child Diablos posts his whinings.
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Wait, there were GOOD episodes of Mad ABout You?
YOU WATCHED IT
OMG
EVILBORE EXCLUSIVO
TVC-15 HAS PAUL REISER FETISH
OMG JUST OMG
I know I've seen some eps of it. Probably in syndication, at like 1130 at night, after an episode of the Simpsons or Senfeld or something. I was probably drunk on my bed, jerkin it to Helen Hunt's dirty pillows.
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Mmmmmmm hm. You know the trivial neurotic observations about relationships made by that lightweight Jerry Seinfeld clone elicited deep belly laughs from you.
<Helen Hunt> Honey, why did you lie and tell me you were stuck in traffic
<Paul Reiser> Because you're a fuckin' obsessive-compulsive codependent bitch!
<TVC-15> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
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For some reason I can hear Paul Reiser rambling in my head. All the time.
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Evilbore: Temporary residence of redWOOD, whiteACID or masochist, whatever the fuck you want to call her.
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I dunno that's kinda long.
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Evilbore: redWOOD posts here
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Evilbore: If we reach our 800 posts a day quota redWOOD will pick two men of her choosing for a threesome.
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Or we could turn it all into a big acronym..like this:
E:IWRO800PADQRWPTMOHCFAT
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My men in tights post still trumps the rest of the thread.
Evilbore: Hee Haw
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Evilbore: Whiners Go Home.
We would have to send Diablos home if we picked this one tho LOLZ AM I RITE?!
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Evilbore: If we reach our 800 posts a day quota redWOOD will pick two men of her choosing for a threesome.
I'm taken, you scoundrel!
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Evilbore: If we reach our 800 posts a day quota redWOOD will pick two men of her choosing for a threesome.
I'm taken, you scoundrel!
What made you think I would pick you?
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Well it's not like Evilbore is full of good choices. lolz
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What made you think I would pick you?
I'd pick me. I'd pick me so hard.
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Would you poke me as hard?
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:'(
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Would you poke me as hard?
I don't poke women, except my girlfriend because she's hot.
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I would choose Bacon and Demi :-*
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It's okay, no need to feign disinterest - it's okay. I'm taken. I'm sure you a nice lady, but really, I've got to move on.
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You shit on my heart once, you think I will allow it again? Don't take me for a fool buddy.
I remember the cold nights we spent quoting Sin City lyrics to each other...what happened to us? :'(
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Hey, we're always buddies - even on MySpace!
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I don't have a myspace
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I GUESS I AM MISTAKEN
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SEEMS SO
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Oh god...
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Hey, it was the 60s. I had a lot of sex with various women in the mud. Could a guy have slipped in there? Maybe. There was no way to tell.
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One thing you can be sure of with me: I will never make a MySpace page
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Evilbore: kill yourself
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EvilBore: We Got the KY
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I would choose Bacon and Demi :-*
We would only agree if it was at the same time.
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I would choose Bacon and Demi :-*
We would only agree if it was at the same time.
Isn't that what usually happens in a threesome?
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That's not what happened last time, missy!
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Evilbore: Now Which One of You Assholes is Gonna Fuck Me?
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I would choose Bacon and Demi :-*
We would only agree if it was at the same time.
Isn't that what usually happens in a threesome?
Sometimes I only let the guy jerk off and watch.
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Demi gets all the ladies wtf!
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Why do you think Diablos hates him so much?
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you better clear your evening, Diablo is gonna rant yer ear off!
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Oh great, get out the Linkin Park CDs
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Wonder how many times he'll quit Evilbore tonight.
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Evilbore: We still can't change our avatars.
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EvilBore: Democrats at Work!
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Evilbore: Phoenix Darks last hurra!
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Evilbore:elasticity of a dildo buried in concrete
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Evilbore: We still can't change our avatars.
:( :( :(
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you better clear your evening, Diablo is gonna rant yer ear off!
Are you kidding, Bacon isn't even worth extra keystrokes.
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You've cut me deep, Diablos. :'(
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Evilbore: Drinky Crow Loves Ellen DeGeneres
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Slogans suck, seriously.
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Evilbore: Yeah, we're pretty awesome.
I think it fits.
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Evilbore: Yeah, we're pretty awesome.
(http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2003/11/17/image584125x.jpg)
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evilbore: we have the bump bump in the trunk trunk
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yeah we're pretty awesome.
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I like that.
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Slogans suck, seriously.
True.
But at least I helped inspire it. :-[
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HOWEVER
"An obscure disgusting circle jerk that no one knows about." > "Yeah we're pretty awesome."
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How about: I thought Diablos was quitting this forum. :-\
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How about: I thought Diablos was quitting this forum. :-\
If you hate me that much now, as made obvious by your new slogan, just delete me and be done with it. I mean how distinguished mentally-challenged is it that you go around crying about how I haven't left yet when you can MAKE ME LEAVE.
Holy shit maf, and to think I once respected you. I don't know what happened to you, but I don't even care.
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I thought we suggested slogans in this thread? Am I wrong?
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You are the last person on the internet that I ever thought would storke the mod cock in such a distinguished mentally-challenged fashion.
Also, I thought Bz's thread was about him getting E. Coli and not you vs. me?
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I was talkin about slogans then you got all e-drama in here. Lolz.
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Even though you were responding to me by complaining that I haven't left yet.
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I wasnt complaining, I was suggesting a slogan. Why does everything have to be about you?
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Like you would have suggested that had I not posted. :lol
You're playing a stupid game.
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What game? This is the slogan suggestion thread?
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I see exactly where you're going with this.
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A good slogan would be:
"Diablos needs e-drama to define his existence."
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Or:
"MAF doesn't understand anything about the people he criticizes and strokes his mod cock on a forum with less than 10 active members."
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It's more like 30 active members!
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::)
WOW 30
Anyway, I'm done in this thread. MAF can think all he wants, but at the end of the day, MAF, you're a goddamn idiot and I have no idea what the fuck happened to you.
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Thats a good one Willco:
"It's more like 30 active members!"
or how about:
"Diablos insults this forum but won't leave, because its hard enough to find people who will talk to him as it is"
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IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC, MAN! YOU'VE CHANGED!
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Diablos has apparently reached 'The Terrible Twos' lol. Potty training is next, and I wont be a part of it.
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I feel so violated.
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You must feel better about your pathetic life when you can insult people constantly over the Internet, MAF. I no longer had any intentions of fighting with you about stupid shit, but apparently, you enjoy this because you have absolutely nothing better to do.
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or how about:
"I thought you were done with this thread, Diablos"
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I suggest "Diablos' butthole is Drinky Crow's playground"
:-*
or is that too sexy for the kids
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and I thought the Demi vs. Diablos fued was awesome...
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Alright, I'm putting an end to this. Diablos, you're way overreacting, and in the interest of not seeing this devolve into a back and forth insult competition on who's life is pathetic - you're temporarily banned from posting for 24 hours. Cool off, listen to some Smashing Pumpkins and let crap go.
I will also say, in a small matter of time, you managed to turn MAF (who was vocal about letting you in when others did not) against you. When you rub everyone the wrong way, maybe the problem is not with everybody. My simple suggestion is to work on your social interaction skills, online and off.
The end!
Back on topic, our slogan rocks!
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Haha, Diablos didn't get the last word!
MAF WINS
DIABLOS IS OFFICIALLY AN INTERNET LOSER AND MAF'S BITCH 4 LIFE
This is why it is terribly important to get the last word, kids!
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I like our new slogan, especially cause whiners cant cite it after we moderate them.
NO CENSORING?! WTF! CHANGE YER SLOGAN
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I would choose Bacon and Demi :-*
BACON EW WTF
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Yeah, this seems like a great place to post. Threads moved, people getting banned, and a bunch of GAffer outcasts slapping each other on the ass. Not to mention the great adventures of Willco meeting some fat broads parents!
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Just like Opa-Ages, amirite Corny!
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Yeah, this seems like a great place to post. Threads moved, people getting banned, and a bunch of GAffer outcasts slapping each other on the ass. Not to mention the great adventures of Willco meeting some fat broads parents!
YES PEOPLE BANNED LEFT AND RITE THERE ARE - WHAT, THERE ARE NO BANS ON THE BAN LIST? MY GAWD MAF, THE HORROR.
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More like GAf-lite. Less other people to make it somewhat tolerable, more of all the people you can't stand in one place!!
bubu Private Forum! Signal to Noise!
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Just like Opa-Ages, amirite Corny?
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Corny, I love you too. Let's go colon swimming.
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Willco, what will Crystal Pepsi think?
Doug: please give me more to work with, lest this be the last time I post in this shitehole
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Crystal Pepsi? What, are you like an 80s teen comedy antagonist?
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I'll give you ten inches to work with, my blubbery little pleasure muffin, and I'll even post it in YOUR "shite hole". :-*
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I'm the 80's teen comedy antagonist to your mid oughts' internet douchebag, yes. Now get over here and let me pull your waistband over your head.
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Ten inches? Where you going to get the extra seven inches from? Maybe you, MAF and Willco combined would be a nine, MAYBE.
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Haha fighting for Diablos. That's an internet quest if i've ever seen one.
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Well, Diablos is MY woman and Corny can't have him.
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I'm the 80's teen comedy antagonist to your mid oughts' internet douchebag, yes. Now get over here and let me pull your waistband over your head.
Where's the funny ???
Ten inches? Where you going to get the extra seven inches from? Maybe you, MAF and Willco combined would be a nine, MAYBE.
We're kind of like a homoerotic triforce that way!
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I'm fighting because you queerbates have like twenty posters and you're banning them? Why did Diablos get banned other than the fact that he kicked sand into one of the Evilbore Holy Trinity's vagina? Maybe all at once, even.
I'm just glad MAF hasn't lectured me about this being a private forum, yet. Old dawgs can learn new tricks, perhaps!
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Willco: you want the funny? Look in your pants.
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Willco: you want the funny? Look in your pants.
I don't get it.
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I wouldnt call Diablos a 'poster'...
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I don't get it.
Neither does Crystal.
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Neither does Crystal.
I still don't get it.
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:hyper
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DRINKY, MAF... WITHOUR COCKS COMBINED, WE ARE CAPTAIN SEXUAL ADEQUACY!
Time for a reach around, Corny!
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Willco, do you even know what a reacharound is?
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No, I just repeat jokes Drinky tells me because he's cool and I easily sucuumb to peer pressure to try and fit in.
lolz reacharounds
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i dunno about you, but i'd like a demo of this reacharound thing
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must that logo keep bearing a picture of two weird guys afflicted with Down's? not very engaging for potential new members, a change could do good
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Actually, the alleged picture of Hito and EviLore is even FUNNIER with the slogan.
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Funny how GAF's two reigning barons went looking from that:
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/av-269.jpg)(http://xs207.xs.to/xs207/06391/mafface.jpg)
to what we now see upon entering the forum:
(http://www.evilbore.com/images/splash.jpg)
What catalyzed such a drastic change?
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someone needs to photoshop..now.
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I'd say our splash page is pretty accurate!
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EVILBORE: WE LIKE FAT CHICKS
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EVILBORE: IS MEETING THE PARENTS A BIG STEP?
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EVILBORE: WE'LL FIND OUT SUNDAY
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EVILBORE: IS MEETING THE PARENTS A BIG STEP?
EVILBORE: WE EVEN LET FAT SLOBS WITH NO CASH POST HERE.
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EVILBORE: WE EVEN LET FAT SLOBS WITH NO CASH POST HERE.
I'll stick my dick in your eyesocket and wear your eyeball on the tip of my cack like an olive on a swizzle stick, baby girl.
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Evilbore: A barrel of monkey's and some nuts
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Evilbore: A barrel of monkey's and some nuts
Evilbore: Stop posting.
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Evilbore: A barrel of monkey's and some nuts
Evilbore: Stop posting.
Evilbore: All bore, no evil
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Evilbore: All tease, No sex
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I kinda got the feeling there was a lot of sexual tension here behind the scenes. I mean. . .it is a bunch of GA refugees! Man-boy love in the house.
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Yeah its kind of creepy cause i'm not interested in it at all but its deffinatly there. Evilbore: We Need an Orgy
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Evilbore: We Need an Orgy
of posting.
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Yeah its kind of creepy cause i'm not interested in it at all but its deffinatly there. Evilbore: We Need an Orgy
I got dibs on your tits
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Viz ftw (http://www.xeroseven.net/emoticons/MegaBang.gif)
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Alright, I'm putting an end to this. Diablos, you're way overreacting, and in the interest of not seeing this devolve into a back and forth insult competition on who's life is pathetic - you're temporarily banned from posting for 24 hours.
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...even though the only reason I continued the "insult competition" about one's life is because MAF initiated that. You're a piss poor administrator with double standards.
Cool off, listen to some Smashing Pumpkins and let crap go.
I'd rather listen to Film School right now.
I will also say, in a small matter of time, you managed to turn MAF (who was vocal about letting you in when others did not) against you. When you rub everyone the wrong way, maybe the problem is not with everybody. My simple suggestion is to work on your social interaction skills, online and off.
What can I say. I dropped this a while ago, in fact before I admitted to overreacting; MAF is the one who continues to cry about me still posting here or whatever. I never had any problems with MAF before but I have no idea what the hell happened to him. Looks like you'd rather just get in on the MAF/Drinky/demi circle jerk because it's easy.
I don't think I'm rubbing "everyone" the wrong way, unless you're just counting your little MAF/Drinky poser club. Don't tell me what to fucking work with, "online and off", you don't even know me! If I'm overreacting, you're overanalyzing.
You've managed to go from being pretty cool with me to joining in on the MAF and Drinky twatfest, so take a look in the mirror. I honestly have no problem with you, but you obviously have one with me.
Back on topic, our slogan rocks!
Actually it sucks, "yeah we're pretty awesome" could be thought up by a group of fifth graders. But I guess that's fitting?
Go ahead and ban me again, this place sucks. All bore, no evil, as previously said. :)
I'm really not mad, just trying to point some things out to you.
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Why do you post all that CRAP?
I can say that you suck in two words. Watch:
Diablos sucks.
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...even though the only reason I continued the "insult competition" about one's life is because MAF initiated that. You're a piss poor administrator with double standards.
:lol DIABLOS BRINGING THE HEAT!