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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on July 14, 2007, 08:32:08 PM

Title: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2007, 08:32:08 PM: If in a shocking twist, all creation was just a precursor to a television afterlife--another "reality" that we on Earth have accidentally tapped into via channels and tubes and satellite dishes--and that post-death, we traveled to the media realm, different "networks" and "shows" being different iterations of heavens and hells, sometimes both at once, where do you think you would end up?

Personally, I think I'd find myself in the Facts of Life or What's Happening. If I'm to end up going to a "hell" channel. . .227 orrrrrrrrrrrr The TGIF Configuration.
Title: Re: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: demi on July 14, 2007, 08:33:55 PM: You're going on King of Queens and you're gonna get ravaged by Kevin James :drool
Title: Re: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2007, 08:45:22 PM: Quote from: demi on July 14, 2007, 08:33:55 PM
You're going on King of Queens and you're gonna get ravaged by Kevin James :drool

I've never seen a full episode of King of Queens, so I kinda excluded it.

So yeah, pick things that you have seen. So no saying Everybody Loves Raymond or anything because no one actually watched that shit except old fucks.
Title: Re: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: thekavorka on July 15, 2007, 12:28:33 AM: Ive actually seen a couple episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond. I thought the wife was kind of cute. She has this sort of housewife, homely look that I found cute.

I think I've led a pretty good life on Earth so I'd be rewarded by ending up on the set of Full House so I could fuck Aunt Becky with Uncle Jessie and Uncle Joey videotaping.
Title: Re: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 15, 2007, 11:56:05 AM: probably Night Court. I'd hope for Sledgehammer! but I'm sure I'd wind up as a Rue McClanahan fuck puppet extra on Golden Girls. :'(
Title: Re: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 15, 2007, 01:13:18 PM: I want to go to a show that's cool, like Battlestar Galactica or maybe House. I could be the one guy that had lupis.
Title: Re: If heaven were a sitcom. . .
Post by: Ecrofirt on July 15, 2007, 01:27:58 PM: I watch Raymond all the time. Mondays through Fridays, I usually see at least one episode a night on TBS.