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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Smooth Groove on July 15, 2007, 01:27:02 AM

Title: Why the world doesn't need a black Superman
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 15, 2007, 01:27:02 AM
Out of respect for Superman Returns, let's have a Superman discussion that is equal in quality to the film.  I'll start with a few reasons for why the world doesn't need a black Superman.

Supe Dawg sounds distinguished mentally-challenged.

Non-whites won't know what he's saying.

He'll be too well endowed to look good in tights. 

Hollywood would use Shaq to play him. 

Title: Re: Why the world doesn't need a black Superman
Post by: The Sceneman on July 15, 2007, 03:00:54 AM
WTF that concept is awesome. Shaq :bow