Hey folks, Harry here... It's my wedding day. This isn't so much about film, as much as it is all about my love of film and the life it portrays that we all love so much. Today, I'm attempting to give a storybook wedding to my favorite person in the world. It could rain, in which case it'll feel like a Woody Allen type of thing... If the sun shines, it's a GODFATHER type of thing.
The last few days have been a whirlwind. Feels most like a Butt-Numb-A-Thon - except, instead of the question being, "Everything going good with BNAT?" it is, "Getting nervous yet?" In truth, I get far more nervous before a BNAT. There's a lot more to coordinate... and in the end, I'm not always 100% whether the movies will be great, as sometimes - we're the first people to see em. Here, I know the food will blow peoples' minds, that the entertainment I have lined up will be a blast... and that the decorations and atmosphere are perfect - whether it rains or shines.
I am a little concerned about what Eli Roth and Richard Kelly did to the Bachelorette Party last night... and how did they crash that thing?
My party had Quint getting banged by strippers in a back room, Capone's 3 inches inside an anus, Scorekeeper with Ahi Tuna on his forehead after popping, Roro as a lumbering Karloffian character. Me... well it took 3 strippers to cover my entire body with stripper musk and glitter, but twas one for the books. Ran till 6am and the aftermath would have made Tom Hanks proud.
Just put the final touch on the cake toppers - which are actually 1960s Gilbert Goldfinger (for me) and Pussy Galore (for her/albeit with black hair) figures. Oddly, they work real good.
Well.... it's time to get ready - it's about 5 hours til the ceremony. I've got a complicated outfit to get into, fighting fish and longhorns to deliver. And the candles, champagne flutes and ... um... oh yeah - the wedding certificate thingee. Oh - and an iPod cord.
See you good folks on the otherside of this matrimonial affair... btw - trivia - last film I watched before the wedding was... 300 - the new HD DVD just fucking owns!
she's pretty cute, props to him
The mairrage won't last long. I bet Harry's going to eat her wife whole. :-*
Dude, I was only on Gurochan to get a lead towards downloading Mai-Chan's Daily Life. They banned me from posting shortly thereafter, I don't know why...The mairrage won't last long. I bet Harry's going to eat her wife whole. :-*
Judging by your freaky appetites exhibited on Guro chan, you probably like imagining their gross fatty sex. You probably want to watch.
Holy shit, you out-freaked the freaks!That's because I'd start talking about NASCAR every once in a while...
You think he shaves? I bet he's got quite the firecr0tch going on.Good luck findin' 'is lucky charms under those rolls of fat.
:lolYou think he shaves? I bet he's got quite the firecr0tch going on.Good luck findin' 'is lucky charms under those rolls of fat.
There was guy at GAF back in the days that actually worked at the theater where Harry Knowles hangs out, and he says that the guy was really, REALLY, REALLY strange back then. He would come in and sit in the lobby hours before the movies would start, and he would just sit there, waiting, not talking to anyone.I didn't think the guy had a life to begin with. >:(
It's kind of sad, really
Yeah, Harry is pretty much confined to a wheelchair nowadays due to his weight and ankle/feet problems.
if a dog got that overweight and had that many health problems you'd put it to sleep.
consider this.