Wait... that wasn't an actual spoiler.
For those who attempt to spoil the books I can only feel sorry for you. Not posting on the internet allowed me to do many things that I normally wouldn't do, such as volunteer at a soup line and visit a children's hospital. I was amazed at how many of the children were even more excited about Harry Potter than I was. It was truly a humbling experience. Leave the children alone. They don't deserve to have the book spoiled for them, and I don't see how anyone could consider themselves a man after making kids cry. As for those who are allegedly trying their hardest to spoil the book for me: don't waste your time. For weeks I planned out elaborate pre-emptive retaliations, but after talking with the kids I realized that an eye for an eye is not the way.