THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cyanista on July 18, 2007, 02:26:08 PM
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I'm at a get together for my girlfriend's boyfriend's brother's birthday. My girl B was nice enough to host it at her place, so we're just hitting the keg and the grill, laughing at all the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows who started drinking at 4pm.
Mexican families are huge and winding so there's like 30 people wandering through the house, but minimal drama most the night - despite the fact that one of B's enemies was there. The dreaded friend of her man's ex. DUN DUN DUN. That's foreshadowing.
Eventually, a scream is heard from the bathroom. Shrill; piercing - someone's been scarred for life. Know why? They put their foot down on the bathroom rug and SHIT squished out from under it.
A big pile of steaming, human shit. Left in the bathroom floor by the toilet, and meticulously covered with B's new rug.
The friend of the ex was suspiciously missing when martial law was thrown down and everyone in the house questioned.
Dogs shit in the floor, not people. I suggested we go find the bitch and put her on a choke chain and take her for a walk in the park, to teach her how to go to the bathroom the right way.
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Maybe that was her present to him. Maybe he's a lot freakier than anyone imagined!
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Sounds like someone got piss drunk and thought the floor was some chick's chest. That's not an easy fetish to explain.
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While maybe not as likely to cause such immediate bedlam, I'm a big fan of "upper-decking," which, for the uncultured, is when you take a big ol' dirty shit in the toilet's water tank.
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While maybe not as likely to cause such immediate bedlam, I'm a big fan of "upper-decking," which, for the uncultured, is when you take a big ol' dirty shit in the toilet's water tank.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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While maybe not as likely to cause such immediate bedlam, I'm a big fan of "upper-decking," which, for the uncultured, is when you take a big ol' dirty shit in the toilet's water tank.
*cartmancrap.gif*
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While maybe not as likely to cause such immediate bedlam, I'm a big fan of "upper-decking," which, for the uncultured, is when you take a big ol' dirty shit in the toilet's water tank.
:lol
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http://video.dotcomedy.com/player/?id=99978
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While maybe not as likely to cause such immediate bedlam, I'm a big fan of "upper-decking," which, for the uncultured, is when you take a big ol' dirty shit in the toilet's water tank.
:rofl :rofl
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are girls really this catty? god damn that's just disgusting.
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Man, I had my pants around my ankles for nothing. Horrible story.
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While maybe not as likely to cause such immediate bedlam, I'm a big fan of "upper-decking," which, for the uncultured, is when you take a big ol' dirty shit in the toilet's water tank.
Much easier to get away with as well, it may take weeks for anyone to notice!
And what toxic adam said :'(
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one day i will have the courage to pull and "upperdeck." until then i bow in reverence to prankster gods like roboj.
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Man, I had my pants around my ankles for nothing. Horrible story.
Eh, I just made up a better ending.