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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2007, 11:38:00 PM

Title: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 18, 2007, 11:38:00 PM
my team went to HARRY POTTER AND THE WHOZIT OF WHATZIT for a morale event today, and they showed a trailer for "the dark is rising".

riddle me this, you barely literate fat feggits: WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS ABORTION

jesus christ, the trailer has a spiky-haired, ipod-clad wil stanton ogling girls, mall cruising, shoplifting, and even worse: they made him an american! in the books he was a clean cut little brit pubescent in the country. what the FUCK

seriously

who do i kill, this rapes my childhood recall of those books

motherfucker

willco, i know you know who is responsible

also, the acting looked uwe boll caliber. :(

:punch
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 19, 2007, 01:29:12 AM
A quick glance at imdb shows that the director is one David L. Cunningham, a guy whose filmography is littered with docu-dramas that I never watched.  It looks like he was responsible for the stillborn Little House on the Prairie update and some 9/11 documentary.
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on July 19, 2007, 01:30:09 AM
What does Bay have to do with this? :-\
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: bagofeyes on July 19, 2007, 01:49:23 AM
are you in a sports team?
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 19, 2007, 01:52:55 AM
Quote from: bagofeyes on July 19, 2007, 01:49:23 AM
are you in a sports team?

Corporate outing.
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: bagofeyes on July 19, 2007, 01:58:04 AM
Pretty cool company. My company tried to have an outing once, on a Sunday, and they said we had to pay the train fare ourselves. I told them to stick it.
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 19, 2007, 02:00:03 AM
A lot of the tech companies in the Seattle/Redmond/Bellevue area rent out movie theaters for team outings.
Title: Re: susan cooper's corpse exhumed and raped by michael bay: the dark is rising
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 19, 2007, 02:12:04 AM
Harry Potter wasn't horrible but Rock Bottom had sum good beerz