THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Sceneman on July 21, 2007, 02:21:59 AM
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List 'em.
Mine:
People that have little signatures at the bottom of their emails with their name typed in a 'handwritten' font. Yeah, like it really personalises the email, that isnt even your handwritng you fucking dipshit.
On dvd menus when you hit the 'Play Movie' option, and you more often than not get 'treated' to a corny as fuck soundbite or little whoosh through a tunnel animation. Who are they trying to impress? Makes me fucking cringe everytime. I like it when you hit play and the movie just fucking comes on
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People who park in handicapped spaces but don't have a handicapped plate/permit.
People who leave their dogs inside cars on hot or cold days for longer than 5 minutes.
People who treat pets like they're disposable.
People who let their children run around my store and knock things off the shelves.
Creepy old men who wink at me, not once but twice, and smirk. When I'm with my big scary man of a dad, no less!
People who cheat/lead others on.
People who don't tip waitresses well.
People who say "oh I only had one/two/five drinks I'm okay to drive". I HOPE YOU WRAP YOURSELF AROUND A POLE AND DIE.
Old people who act like they're entitled to the world just because they're old.
People who smoke in close proximity of nonsmokers. Yeah, gross, move away kthx.
People who see a young person working and assume he/she doesn't know what they're doing.
People who can't bother to park inside a parking space.
And finally:
ANYONE WEARING HEELEYS AND HEELEY-ING IN PUBLIC, ESPECIALLY WHERE SAID ACTION IS EXPLICITLY BANNED, SHOULD GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.
Disclaimer: I had a good day today and I'm not an angry bitch. I just think this is a very fun thread.
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There are so many things.
When people drip water around my sink because they feel the need to turn the water off with soaping wet hands and then just walk away, like it'll dry itself. I'm a motherfucking maniac about sink water.
When people tag their music improperly. I'm sure everyone is sick of "OMIGOD RADIOHEAD ISN'T (whatever) THEY ARE (whatever)". I'm talking about tagging anything as "Other", ever. Nothing is Other. This is similar to people who tag things as Rock/Pop or as ridiculously small genres like "Blackened Death Metal with Especially Harsh Vocals". Put that somewhere else.
WHEN PEOPLE GO INTO RESTAURANTS, ORDER MASHED POTATOES, AND DON'T EAT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING BITE. You people have no idea how sticky mashed potatoes are and how bloody impossible it is to get them off your plate. I haven't got gloves to put on every time, so I need to grab it with my hand and get it off the plate or the dishwashers yell at me for not cleaning it. Mashed potatoes are however, fucking disgusting to grab. Especially for someone who feels that they ought to be really clean when taking food to people/working around people's food.
People who tune their guitars to Drop D. Unacceptable. Just tune it to D standard and play your 3 power chords like regular power chords.
Disclaimer: I am an asshole.
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radiohead
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People that don't like Radiohead.
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People who like radiohead.
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Lots of things really annoy me, this is a difficult answer to compose. Know what gets me in fights? Seeing babies/toddlers on laps or running wild in back/passenger seats. If you are too lazy to put your offspring in a carseat so it doesn't die on your way to the discount grocer or your crack dealer's; fuck you. If you can't afford a carseat, fuck you. They GIVE them away. Any church or secondhand shop. There are even programs that give carseats to indigent sluts.
People who can't mind their business.
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yeah, i'm perennially irritated by people. really, though, people being FUCK STUPID just about covers it all, specifically aiming for immediate gratification at the CLEAR EXPENSE of long-term success and the comfort of those around them. well, that, and people desperately wanting validation from their peers. fuck YOU if you can't develop your own personal sense of satisfaction, and doubly FUCK YOU if you think it's your peers' or society's job to make you feel better about your distinguished mentally-challenged choices.
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nikki, what is a "heeley"
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(Over)grown men who embarrass themselves by playing troll on the Interweb.
Also, glass houses, Drinkstah.
yeah, i'm perennially irritated by people. really, though, people being FUCK STUPID just about covers it all, specifically aiming for immediate gratification at the CLEAR EXPENSE of long-term success and the comfort of those around them. well, that, and people desperately wanting validation from their peers. fuck YOU if you can't develop your own personal sense of satisfaction, and doubly FUCK YOU if you think it's your peers' or society's job to make you feel better about your distinguished mentally-challenged choices.
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Whoah, I smell a gaffer with an axe to grind.
Add gaffers to my list.
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-Children
-Nintendo
-fanthings
-soft core porn
-drinks with umbrellas/fruit in them
-bosses (the work kind, not the game kind)
-ignorant people
-overly religious people (no I do not believe in your space fairy or want to join your f'n cult)
-FoC
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Junpei Heat
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Junpei Heat
YES.
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Hearing about evolution , global warming , people whining about non important issues, and people not understanding that satan is real and causing destruction. On and , people bringing children into this world, and not bother to rise them up correctly.
These things kinda enrage me, but only to a point.
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people who can't stay legendary
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UPS Ground >:(
Edit: OMG IT CAME! WILL OPEN SOON WITH PICS
PROFESSOR PROLE > DRINKY CROW :bow
And Lil' Slugger > MAF as well. :-*
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sexcellent!
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- hangovers
- DS chargers that vanish into thin air
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-Getting a PSP game that requires a firmware update, and then discovering my PSP has half a charge. I might as well be downloading the game with the time required.
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- having something to smoke, but no apparatus (see also, having something to smoke but no fire)
- realizing your gasoline credit card is expired when the fucking nozzle is in your gas tank
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Mondain
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Smoke but no fire is more like an epic torture of hades than a small annoyance. Remember that guy sisyphus trying to roll the rock up hill or whatever? He has NO IDEA.
I forgot console warfare. OMG.
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- ignorant people - the type that you see on Maury or Jerry Springer, that type of people annoy me.
- when you lend someone something and they don't give it back./ people who take my shit without asking.
- nasty old people - not the gross nasty kind, but the attitude wise kind.
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- the wii fans who are killing gaming
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Anti-drug nazis.
When I go to make a TV dinner and there's french fries embedded in the brownie.
The noise of kids playing 3 feet from my window on the pavement. WTF KIDS, GO TO THE PARK DOWN THE BLOCK
Or I guess like Drinky said, stupidity in general.
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mmm, drugs.
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mmm, nazis.
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- the wii fans who are killing gaming
People that don't understand the full scope of "gaming"
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Oh, tumors suck. I did not enjoy having one.
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Oh, tumors suck. I did not enjoy having one.
I don't think "tumors" is a little thing. I'm sorry, but.... Oh god. They tend to get pretty large.
:( :(
Also, I'm sure tumors annoy everyone.
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- the wii fans who are killing gaming
People that don't understand the full scope of "gaming"
People who think jumping around and waggling shit is in the scope of "gaming".
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Well, this thread sucks.
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-people who come in a thread just to say it sucks
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Members who constantly change their name and don't allow underage pictures of girls.
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Would those be pictures taken less than 18 years ago?
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-People who come into a thread to complain about a post in the thread
LOL what a subtle barb!
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Would those be pictures taken less than 18 years ago?
Perhaps.
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Black people
That's about it, really
It's more fun to be the annoyer than the annoyed
Shit thread, btw
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Drinky Crow and MAF, and their little distinguished mentally-challenged fellow TVC too. The term Seattle ShatPack is only being generous.
Raoul Duke. You are a siphon to society with each passing day. Fuck off already.
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somebody should make a movie about shake and rob schneider should star.
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Drinky Crow and MAF, and their little distinguished mentally-challenged fellow TVC too. The term Seattle ShatPack is only being generous.
Raoul Duke. You are a siphon to society with each passing day. Fuck off already.
you're just mad that raoul pwned you!
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somebody should make a movie about shake and rob schneider should star.
NOW you're talking. FoC could be his nemesis, and they would have a battle of wits to win over Roxy. We can call it Evilbore: The Movie.
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People with passive-aggressive martyr complexes. They make it their mission to sacrifice their own happiness to do unasked-for and often unwanted favors to other people. Then, when they aren't thanked enough, they bitch quietly about how unappreciated and disrespected they are.
People complaining about situations that they choose to stay in.
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mandark, i appreciate you!
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- stepping into the shower, lathering up your hair, and then realizing your cat just wrecked shit in the litterbox and you can't do anything at all about it
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Also, in movies and TV shows when they "enhance image" on a frame of video. YOU CAN'T CREATE RESOLUTION THAT ISN'T THERE!
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Also, in movies and TV shows when they "enhance image" on a frame of video. YOU CAN'T CREATE RESOLUTION THAT ISN'T THERE!
CSI is guilty of those. So annoying. That, and the instant DNA tests they are somehow capable of. Still is an entertaining show though.
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CSI
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I'm a motherfucking maniac about sink water.
:lol
I don't know why, but that made me laugh.
people who can't stay legendary
:lol
People complaining about situations that they choose to stay in.
That's a good one. And by "good," I mean "annoying."
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people with bad breath :yuck
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internet personas
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People who think their games designed for 12 year olds are somehow cooler than other games designed for 12 year olds.
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People with passive-aggressive martyr complexes. They make it their mission to sacrifice their own happiness to do unasked-for and often unwanted favors to other people. Then, when they aren't thanked enough, they bitch quietly about how unappreciated and disrespected they are.
People complaining about situations that they choose to stay in.
Agreed x28494382912.
nikki, what is a "heeley"
A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.
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nikki, what is a "heeley"
A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.
That shit is HOT.
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nikki, what is a "heeley"
A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.
That shit is HOT.
No, not hot at all! No no no! DO NOT BE SWAYED.
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nikki, what is a "heeley"
A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.
That shit is HOT.
I can't tell if you're joking, or if this is like comic sans all over again. :-\
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Those little wheely things would've been so fly when I was a kid.
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I don't think it's so much those wheel sneakers that are annoying as it is the dumb fucking kids that typically have them, although merely owning those things could probably turn even the most well behaved child into a serious chowderhead. I'd need to see some studies to say conclusively.
Anyway, make that my numero uno: stupid kids.
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nikki, what is a "heeley"
A sneaker with a wheel on the bottom.
That shit is HOT.
I can't tell if you're joking, or if this is like comic sans all over again. :-\
:burgerking