THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 02:39:48 PM

Title: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 02:39:48 PM: Im thinking of picking it up - I love the premise and love rock scissors paper....

might as well play 'strip rock scissors paper' with JP models...

(http://image4.play-asia.com/640/PA.82410.001.jpg)

http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-ag-49-en-70-1rl6-4-6.html

Anyone have this? Whatcha think? Im like 4 seconds away from ordering this and Gundam Mosu from play-asia....any comments are appreciated...
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: ME GRIMLOCK on July 22, 2007, 02:51:16 PM: (http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e114/stlsilent04/bigugh.gif)
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 02:51:54 PM: normall that would be annoying - but cool pic.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:05:08 PM: i suggest getting a girlfriend
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:07:06 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 22, 2007, 03:05:08 PM
i suggest getting a girlfriend

Having a girlfriend has nothing to do with a desire to play a rock scissors paper DVD game with stripping JP models :(

Its not like yer gonna do the DVD and then hold it tight at night....

WTF mate.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:08:22 PM: nothing screams OH SO RONERY, YELLOW FEVER EDITION like a $60 import ps3 game featuring JP cocktease models.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:11:13 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 22, 2007, 03:08:22 PM
nothing screams OH SO RONERY, YELLOW FEVER EDITION like a $60 import ps3 game featuring JP cocktease models.

I bet it will be more popular than the Wii between my girlfriend and houseguests.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:12:17 PM: which of your girlfriends: evangelion's rei ayanami, monica belucci, princess peach or rhonda righty?
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:13:27 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 22, 2007, 03:12:17 PM
which of your girlfriends: evangelion's rei ayanami, monica belucci, or rhonda righty?
.......

bad day eh?
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:14:16 PM: no, awesome day! i'm taking my daughter to the company picnic soon as her ma gets back from harry potter.

also i am not spending $60 on import softcore videogame porn to fill a vacuum in my life! :hyper
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: demi on July 22, 2007, 03:17:16 PM: 500k sold
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:17:54 PM: one for every sad ps3 owner :'(

jotaro owns 2 copies
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:19:10 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 22, 2007, 03:14:16 PM
no, awesome day! i'm taking my daughter to the company picnic soon as her ma gets back from harry potter.

OK so you like company picnics (which I loathe) and I like $60 import disks for the PlayerStation 3 with Rock Scissors Paper and stripping asians....

Actually I decided not to get it - its not a real PS3 game - just one of those DragonsLair-DVD things....I thought it might have score tracking etc...like perhaps it was a solid rock scissors paper game with the models thrown in.

no buy.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:23:35 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 22, 2007, 03:14:16 PM

also i am not spending $60 on import softcore videogame porn to fill a vacuum in my life! :hyper

The desire for this is the same as the desire to play Rumble Roses over some shitty WWF game....

Nobody is stroking to this - just what else is a mate to play for his rock scissors paper fix? One can only play so much Alex Kidd.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:24:59 PM: our company picnic rocks. it's a fuckin' state fair equivalent, and watching my daughter squeal and laugh and play on all the little kid rides and toys = :heart :heart :heart

unfortunately, you would not be able to get a japanese girlfriend at it, so you would not enjoy it. :'(
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:25:48 PM: http://www.playrps.com/ -- but it will not make you feel less lonely :(

who has a desire to play rumble roses? i actually picked it up as a $15 joke for a stag party, and nobody -- not even lonely 30-something software developers -- would touch it! it takes an elevated level of loserdom to be a RUMBLE ROSE.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Mana Knight on July 22, 2007, 03:26:49 PM: Wow, this game looks really cool. I never had a girlfriend in my life, so this game may be perfect for me. Those games look hot.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:27:51 PM: :hyper

those girls will play roux shamboux with you and they will not judge you. :)
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:28:00 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on July 22, 2007, 03:24:59 PM
our company picnic rocks. it's a fuckin' state fair equivalent, and watching my daughter squeal and laugh and play on all the little kid rides and toys = :heart :heart :heart

unfortunately, you would not be able to get a japanese girlfriend at it, so you would not enjoy it. :'(

My girlfriend is Italian and the only asian girlfriend I ever had was like phillipino or something...and one chineese girl whose name I cant even remember. I really dont prefer them.

If I had kids the company picnic sounds cool - but othereise I deal with the slags enough during the week.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:29:57 PM: LOL this game isnt even porn - its as porn as the ridge racer title screen girl, or the doa and soul calibur girls...

its not even softporn LOL - not even close - its all about rock scissors paper.
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: demi on July 22, 2007, 03:43:10 PM: Quote from: abrader on July 22, 2007, 03:29:57 PM
LOL this game isnt even porn - its as porn as the ridge racer title screen girl, or the doa and soul calibur girls...

its not even softporn LOL - not even close - its all about rock scissors paper.

I wonder if this is the same train of thought that goes through gaffots minds
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 22, 2007, 03:46:09 PM: i play rumble roses for the wrestling without those stoopid gay wf wrestlers

i play <that witch-touching game> because i am fascinated by medieval superstition

i play xenosaga for the deep and engaging plot

i play ar tonelico because i enjoy classic turn-based rpg gameplay

...

i play atelier iris 2/3 because i enjoy complicated item creation systems WHAT FUCK YOU
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: ananus on July 22, 2007, 05:00:02 PM: why pay for halfassed japanese porn when you can get free good porn on the internet?
Title: Re: Anyone have All Star Yakyuken Battle for PS3?
Post by: Ichirou on July 22, 2007, 09:12:54 PM: abrader, if you really want to play strip rock paper scissors, just give me a call, I'll get a webcam and we can hook something up. :-*