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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on July 23, 2007, 04:03:08 PM

Title: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 23, 2007, 04:03:08 PM
Just cause yer urine is clear doesn't mean you don't have to flush. All of us can still see the bubbles and smell it.

If you are too tall for the short urinal, use the stall. The top of the urinal does not "count".

You don't spill gasoline all over the ground at gas-stations when you've finished pumping gas, don't do it in the bathroom either.

You are never too busy to wash your hands. If you are late because you washed your hands, ask if it would have been ok for you not to.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: bluemax on July 23, 2007, 04:22:31 PM
I've met people who honestly don't believe in washing their hands after using the restroom. I never could figure out the logic there.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Robo on July 23, 2007, 04:28:33 PM
Okay, but I have a question.  Why don't they put toilet paper next to the urinals?  I feel inconvenienced to hobble the whole way over to the stalls after I've already spent my time shitting in a urinal.  It should be common sense.

I ain't wiping my ass with paper towels and you best believe it.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 23, 2007, 04:29:40 PM
Cause youre supposed to "dap". You know, give a few taps and jiggles. If you need more than that maybe there's problems. Unless youre trying to take dumps in the urinals...wait oh shit I read your whole post omg gross
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Robo on July 23, 2007, 04:31:45 PM
I know it's gross.  They should put toilet paper over there.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Mupepe on July 23, 2007, 04:35:25 PM
the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Tauntaun on July 23, 2007, 04:41:48 PM
the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

I'd like to upper deck ur dick, if you know what I mean.  :-*
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 23, 2007, 04:41:58 PM
also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there" :-\
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Tauntaun on July 23, 2007, 04:44:00 PM
also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there" :-\

 :lol I laugh at myself when I have a good amount of gas on the toilet.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Robo on July 23, 2007, 04:50:23 PM
the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

I'd like to upper deck ur dick, if you know what I mean.  :-*

You want to... shit in his bladder?  That's pretty nasty.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Tauntaun on July 23, 2007, 05:04:46 PM
the only bathroom etiquette necessary is upper decking.

I'd like to upper deck ur dick, if you know what I mean.  :-*

You want to... shit in his bladder?  That's pretty nasty.

that's what that means?  gross  :yuck
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Yeti on July 24, 2007, 12:28:04 AM
Also, don't answer your cell phone while taking a dump in a stall, and then proceed to have a lengthy conversation between grunts.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 12:35:32 AM
also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there" :-\

OH COME ON BABY YOU CAN...UUNNNGGGHH.....ERRRRRRUUUUGNNGNNGHH...YOU CAN DO IT...JUST ONE MORE...OH BABY OH GOD YEAH...OH BABY PLEASE....UNNNGGHHHHHH...JUST GET IT OUT. PLEASE GOD. PLEASE. JUST GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO...UUUuUuuuuUnNGNGHUUuuugnnghhuURRGGHHHHH YES! *flush*
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: bagofeyes on July 24, 2007, 12:43:52 AM
also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there" :-\

 :lol I laugh at myself when I have a good amount of gas on the toilet.

hehe me too. I also laugh at other people farting in other stalls.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 12:45:03 AM
hehe me too. I also laugh at other people farting in other stalls.

Haha fart jokes.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: bagofeyes on July 24, 2007, 12:49:00 AM
haha farts are funny!!!
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 12:50:07 AM
[youtube=425,350]n7kc7yGZ44k[/youtube]

BIG SHIT POPPIN, LIL' SHIT STOPPIN!
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 24, 2007, 01:19:07 AM
The courtesy flush is really mad overlooked by my fellow man. You drop bombs, you dispose of them - you're not cooking a stew.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Ichirou on July 24, 2007, 01:54:01 AM
also, please don't "talk" your shit out. last week there was some dude in the work crapper offering his turds groans and words of encouragement, like "err errrrr errrrrr come on man errrrrrrrrrrr unnnnnnnngh okay yer almost there" :-\

lol, one of my co-workers makes weird noises when he's taking a crap, I can always tell when he's in the stall across from mine.

"ah....ahhhh...UGGGGHHHH...aaaah." (accompanied by several farts and "wet" noises)

Gross.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 01:57:34 AM
lol, one of my co-workers makes weird noises when he's taking a crap, I can always tell when he's in the stall across from mine.

"ah....ahhhh...UGGGGHHHH...aaaah." (accompanied by several farts and "wet" noises)

Gross.

You know it makes you wet.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Ichirou on July 24, 2007, 01:59:00 AM
NOM NOM NOM

(that's the sound Japanese men make when they eat pooh)
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 02:00:26 AM
NOM NOM NOM

(that's the sound Japanese men make when they eat pooh)

OOOHHHH YESSSSS! UUNNNGGHHH!
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Ichirou on July 24, 2007, 02:04:26 AM
UNGH ARRRGH UNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF

*PLOP*

Ahhhhhhh...
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 02:11:38 AM
*flush*
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: bagofeyes on July 24, 2007, 02:12:49 AM
NOM NOM NOM

(that's the sound Japanese men make when they eat pooh)

 :lol :lol

 :sp0rsk1

sp0rsk has poo in his mouth
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 24, 2007, 02:19:24 AM
for fuck's sake, don't spit in the urinal while you're pissing
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 02:20:02 AM
for fuck's sake, don't spit in the urinal while you're pissing

But it makes me feel more manlier!
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Candyflip on July 24, 2007, 03:26:33 AM
Okay, I grunt a lot when I take shits, I'm not going to lie. However, I also have the courtesy to not take dumps in public. For christ's sake people, if you're going to poop, do it at home. Save everyone the embarrassment.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 24, 2007, 03:33:53 AM
I hate people who always poop in public restrooms, as if they're marking territory.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: xnikki118x on July 24, 2007, 04:12:26 AM
I hate people who always poop in public restrooms, as if they're marking territory.

People actually do that? Sick.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 24, 2007, 04:59:47 AM
Okay, I grunt a lot when I take shits, I'm not going to lie. However, I also have the courtesy to not take dumps in public. For christ's sake people, if you're going to poop, do it at home. Save everyone the embarrassment.

agreed, except for the grunting part; you shouldn't force it.
Title: Re: Bathroom Etiquette w/MAF
Post by: The Sceneman on July 24, 2007, 05:41:59 AM
I generally talk to myslef about my ex-girlfirends while I piss