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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on July 23, 2007, 07:23:04 PM

Title: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: Mupepe on July 23, 2007, 07:23:04 PM: you're on a date with a girl, you're at the movies and she sees an ex boyfriend. she all of a sudden changes her attitude and you can tell it bothers her. and then, SHE GETS A CALL FROM HIM. she's sitting right next to you on a fucking date and talking to him about their relationship saying "i love you too. but you always tell me the same thing. blah blah blah"

totally hypothetical situation
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: BlackMage on July 23, 2007, 07:23:36 PM: threesome
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Post by: QVT on July 23, 2007, 07:25:47 PM: cunt punch
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 23, 2007, 07:29:02 PM: Dulce Maria.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 23, 2007, 07:29:33 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 23, 2007, 07:29:02 PM
Dulce Maria.
i'd never go on a date with that fucking bitch
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Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:30:01 PM: Bail out.
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Post by: BlackMage on July 23, 2007, 07:34:03 PM: wtf duderz, you ported this thread over to GA. Where's our timed exclusive?
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Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:34:54 PM: GA's responses are more fun. :\
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 23, 2007, 07:36:03 PM: Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:34:54 PM
GA's responses are more fun. :\

I'll sex ur p0nu$
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:36:47 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 23, 2007, 07:36:03 PM
I'll sex ur p0nu$

Only if you trace it first.
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: cubicle47b on July 23, 2007, 07:37:46 PM: Quote from: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:30:01 PM
Bail out.

He shouldn't have even needed to ask.
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: Robo on July 23, 2007, 07:44:42 PM: First, I'd probably say, "hey, what was with the phonecall?" If she responds honestly, I might ignore it, severity of the situation depending. If she blatantly and obviously lies about it, I might respond by saying, "I think I should take you home now." When we got out to the parking lot, I might say something like, "I left something important in the trunk," crack her over the skull with a tireiron, stomp her cranium into a spongy sludge, and back over her corpse as I peel the fuck out, masturbating and laughing maniacally.
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:45:21 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:44:42 PM
First, I'd probably say, "hey, what was with the phonecall?" If she responds honestly, I might ignore it, severity of the situation depending. If she blatantly and obviously lies about it, I might respond by saying, "I think I should take you home now." When we got out to the parking lot, I might say something like, "I left something important in the trunk," crack her over the skull with a tireiron, stomp her cranium into a spongy sludge, and back over her corpse as I peel the fuck out, masturbating and laughing maniacally.

But would you cum on your dashboard or out the window?
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Post by: Robo on July 23, 2007, 07:46:51 PM: Depends on how hard I got from grinding my heels into the shattered skull remnants.
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Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:47:22 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:46:51 PM
Depends on how hard I got from grinding my heels into the shattered skull remnants.

Oh baby. Talk dirty to me more!
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: Robo on July 23, 2007, 07:47:59 PM: NOM NOM NOM
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Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 07:51:28 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:47:59 PM
NOM NOM NOM

unf unf unf
Title: Re: what would you do in this situation?
Post by: Mupepe on July 23, 2007, 08:19:14 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on July 23, 2007, 07:44:42 PM
First, I'd probably say, "hey, what was with the phonecall?" If she responds honestly, I might ignore it, severity of the situation depending. If she blatantly and obviously lies about it, I might respond by saying, "I think I should take you home now." When we got out to the parking lot, I might say something like, "I left something important in the trunk," crack her over the skull with a tireiron, stomp her cranium into a spongy sludge, and back over her corpse as I peel the fuck out, masturbating and laughing maniacally.

:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: bagofeyes on July 23, 2007, 08:45:05 PM: id go with the cunt punch. or at least punch her somewhere.
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Post by: xnikki118x on July 24, 2007, 04:19:09 AM: Cunt punch, definitely.
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 24, 2007, 05:46:21 AM: Id just prep myself up to kick her face in
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Post by: Wobedraggled on July 24, 2007, 07:34:09 AM: Get up and leave.
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Post by: Tauntaun on July 24, 2007, 10:16:08 AM: here's the real question, did this happen to you last night? :'(
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Post by: Candyflip on July 24, 2007, 11:41:04 AM: Ouch. What a bitch.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 24, 2007, 11:43:12 AM: Has "lose your foot in her twat" been mentioned? I'll go with that.
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Post by: Prost on July 24, 2007, 01:13:29 PM: I'd keep thinking to myself why I was going out with such an ignorant bitch, then I'd end the date as soon as I could unless there is for sure sex involved, then I'd never call her again.