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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on July 23, 2007, 11:20:09 PM

Title: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
Post by: BlackMage on July 23, 2007, 11:20:09 PM

What should I say to him to make him like me?

Title: Re: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
Post by: FatalT on July 23, 2007, 11:30:59 PM

"I suck dick for crack."

Title: Re: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 24, 2007, 05:55:55 AM

your daughter is kind of cute and is an exceptional dinosaur dodger, you must be very proud.

Title: Re: I'm going to meet Bruce Dern on Wednesday
Post by: Tauntaun on July 24, 2007, 10:19:27 AM

Walk up to him, say hi then punch him in the balls as hard as you can and say, "that's the pain I wake up with everyday you bastard!" :punch