THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 23, 2006, 11:24:17 PM
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What's this "protect the officers" shit when they are scattered across a giant maze of a map? I tried it SIX TIMES TOTAL on EASY and every time I move to help a dude on ONE SIDE some dipshit on the other gets axed and it's GAME OVER. If I manage to thin the enemy forces enough for these pussies to take it BOOM some fruit is invading my main base.
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:punch
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I wanted the game, now im not so sure. Mission 3 on easy and its that weird? I dunno...
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The evil ninja dude had easy missions until his 5th, and then it just got dumb.
I dunno. The scripting is a bit too EVIL ARMY PUZZLE GAME some times.
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Okay, peep dis:
It's mission 5 with Hotaro Fuma, and THIS time I plan a path that will take me by Naomasa Ii or whatever his pansy-ass name is so I can save his ass from the three Shimazu fuckers, including MC JAPPY HAMMER who always kill him and end my mission. I do that, clean their fuckin' clocks, and leave him to handle the TWO peasant troops (2 of them!) so I can go beat on Nene and her fuckin ten million kunoichi army. Hey, an evil ninja has appointments to keep.
So I FINALLY knockout Nene and am swooping up to the northeast to save some other struggling fuck when I see NAOMASA II IS STRUGGLING! I'm all "what the fuck, he was full health and there was no-one there but those two half-dead peasants" so I RUN RUN RUN on my little ninja legs BACK to the central garrison and I get there JUST IN TIME to see one of those half-dead peasants strike him dead and end the mission. FUCKING HELL FUCKING SHIT FUCKING RIMJOBS FROM JAPANESE PONIES.
FUCK.
FUCK.
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RAGE!
I'm gonna find the programmer who decided that there should be an algorithmic chance in HELL for two fucking PEASANTS to kill a full-health Japanese warlord and bludgeon him to death with my controller.
ARGH.
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"That Drinky and his dumb jappy games, we don't care!"
:gloomy
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Short version: "Don't let any officers die!" is the WORST MISSION OBJECTIVE EVER. It turns the entire map into a giant escort mission with 4/5ths of your "escorts" at LEAST a five minute jog from your character. Don't stop the mission if anyone other than the main general dies, you Koei dipshits; no-one ever forfeited a battle because some middle-tier feudal twat got hosed. If they ALL die, sure, rout, and go ahead and penalize me a bit if one DOES die, but DON'T END MY MISSION because I haven't trial-and-errored an optimal route through a large-ass map full of chintzy events.
Why do reviewers never mention shit like this? Oh yeah; they DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY THE FUCKING GAMES.
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Reviewers suck!