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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 10:14:06 PM

Title: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 10:14:06 PM
I figure I'll get laid a lot more that way.  and they're probably more loyal.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: TVC15 on July 24, 2007, 10:18:59 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 10:14:06 PM
and they're probably more loyal.

Depends on how many cupcakes you keep on hand.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 24, 2007, 10:20:27 PM
a ham in the hand is worth a pork in the bush
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 10:22:16 PM
i heard fat chicks are loyal like dogs, is that true?
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: demi on July 24, 2007, 10:24:55 PM
They're very easy to manipulate, have at it
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 24, 2007, 10:30:57 PM
they're usually very very kinky, comes with having to have a "personality" to compensate
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: demi on July 24, 2007, 10:35:15 PM
A good icebreaker is to ask if they have a myspace
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:36:03 PM
Ever since I learned what a blowjob was, I assumed that fat people gave the best ones because they eat a lot/are always hungry.

If I liked fat girls, I wouldn't still be a virgin. Porkers are always attracted to me for some odd reason. :-\
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 10:37:10 PM
Fatties aren't all that bad. Well it depends on how fat they are. It also depends on how well they can suck.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: demi on July 24, 2007, 10:37:12 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:36:03 PM
Ever since I learned what a blowjob was, I assumed that fat people gave the best ones because they eat a lot/are always hungry.

If I liked fat girls, I wouldn't still be a virgin. Porkers are always attracted to me for some odd reason. :-\

Congratulations! You're black!
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
Quote from: demi on July 24, 2007, 10:37:12 PM
Congratulations! You're black!
I don't get it.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 10:43:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
I don't get it.

It's a stereotype that overweight women like African American guys.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Candyflip on July 24, 2007, 10:44:28 PM
Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 10:43:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
I don't get it.

It's a stereotype that overweight women like African American guys.
They need their cornbread.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 10:43:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
I don't get it.

It's a stereotype that overweight women like African American guys.

I thought it was the other way around.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: tiesto on July 24, 2007, 10:46:05 PM
Yeah, I thought black dudes like the fat chicks... or was that just Himumu?
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:46:39 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 10:43:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
I don't get it.

It's a stereotype that overweight women like African American guys.

I thought it was the other way around.
Indeed. Anyway, I completely forgot about that stereotype until now.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: demi on July 24, 2007, 10:47:55 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:46:39 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 10:43:22 PM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:40:40 PM
I don't get it.

It's a stereotype that overweight women like African American guys.

I thought it was the other way around.
Indeed. Anyway, I completely forgot about that stereotype until now.

Black people tend to be clueless  :'(
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:58:48 PM
Quiet demi. :maf

Mupepe, don't you get laid enough? Stop being greedy.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 11:01:38 PM
what is "enough"?
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: TVC15 on July 24, 2007, 11:02:26 PM
Why don't you go gay Mupepe?
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 11:01:38 PM
what is "enough"?

An impossible word to live up to when it comes to sex.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: TVC15 on July 24, 2007, 11:03:56 PM
Quote from: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 11:01:38 PM
what is "enough"?

An impossible word to live up to when it comes to sex.

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Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: FatalT on July 24, 2007, 11:04:30 PM
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Mupepe on July 24, 2007, 11:04:46 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 24, 2007, 11:02:26 PM
Why don't you go gay Mupepe?
I've thought about it.  I bet a man would treat me better.  Someone like your or cajole.  I'm just not particularly turned on by penis.  I had a pretty gay convo with Jarosh today.  We even talked about blowing each other while Cloud watched.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
Mupepe is bi, but he just won't admit it.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Many women with weight issues compensate by being "looser" than they normally would be. A friend jokingly told me they don't give oral sex because they want to, they give it because they have to.

Personally I have no problem with women who are considered "thick", but that's different than having a weight problem. There have been more than a couple instances where I've been approached by overweight women, who also seem to gravitate towards skinny guys for some reason.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: FatalT on July 25, 2007, 12:14:59 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 25, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
Many women with weight issues compensate by being "looser" than they normally would be. A friend jokingly told me they don't give oral sex because they want to, they give it because they have to.

Personally I have no problem with women who are considered "thick", but that's different than having a weight problem. There have been more than a couple instances where I've been approached by overweight women, who also seem to gravitate towards skinny guys for some reason.

So you mean she wasn't a slut? I could just fit 4 fingers into her because she was chubby?
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2007, 12:15:04 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
Mupepe is bi, but he just won't admit it.

G was right!  :o

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Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on July 25, 2007, 12:25:42 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2007, 12:15:04 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
Mupepe is bi, but he just won't admit it.

G was right!  :o

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Do you wanna suffer like him?
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: FatalT on July 25, 2007, 12:26:21 AM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 25, 2007, 12:25:42 AM
Do you wanna suffer like him?

House of the Dead 2 lolololololololol
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2007, 12:40:21 AM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on July 25, 2007, 12:25:42 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2007, 12:15:04 AM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 24, 2007, 11:27:20 PM
Mupepe is bi, but he just won't admit it.

G was right!  :o

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Do you wanna suffer like him?

he's in suffering? 
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Beezy on July 25, 2007, 12:52:07 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2007, 12:40:21 AM
he's in suffering? 
:rofl
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: xnikki118x on July 25, 2007, 04:31:47 AM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:36:03 PM
Ever since I learned what a blowjob was, I assumed that fat people gave the best ones because they eat a lot/are always hungry.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: The Sceneman on July 25, 2007, 07:18:50 AM
Im so sick of boning fat bitches, its real bad for your self esteem
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: tiesto on July 25, 2007, 08:43:20 AM
I tend to get a lot of fat chicks liking me, just because I'm quiet and reserved and for lack of a better term, nice... Fat chicks love the nice guys, as your regular guy would probably just wanna fuck and chuck with the fat girl... and moderately attractive->hot girls overlook the nice guys 'cuz they don't stick out enough. It really sucks for me, like Scenester says its bad for your self esteem to fuck fat girls.
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Wobedraggled on July 25, 2007, 09:16:07 AM
"hides"
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 25, 2007, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:36:03 PM
Ever since I learned what a blowjob was, I assumed that fat people gave the best ones because they eat a lot/are always hungry.

Theres a JPEG that expounds on this theory
Title: Re: I'm just going to be a chubby chaser from now on!
Post by: Beezy on July 25, 2007, 09:36:27 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 25, 2007, 09:27:09 AM
Quote from: Beezy on July 24, 2007, 10:36:03 PM
Ever since I learned what a blowjob was, I assumed that fat people gave the best ones because they eat a lot/are always hungry.

Theres a JPEG that expounds on this theory
Yeah, my mind was blown when I first saw it. :lol