THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Polari on September 24, 2006, 06:15:28 AM
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(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9935/piantacp8.jpg)
1. Oversized nose.
2. Palm tree growing out of head. Palm trees are a common feature of the Pacific islands.
3. A penchant for coconuts (coconuts are a staple of Pacific island diets: http://www.foodbycountry.com/Germany-to-Japan/Islands-of-the-Pacific.html (http://www.foodbycountry.com/Germany-to-Japan/Islands-of-the-Pacific.html)).
4. Dress closely resembles traditional island garb.
5. Morbidly obese. Pacific islanders are, as of 2001, the world's fattest people (77% of men and women in Nauru are obese: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1682477.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1682477.stm)).
Shame on you, Nintendo.
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Cause they're cuddly?