THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2006, 11:09:03 PM
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After church today (don't ask) me and my family went out to dinner at a Chinese all you can eat buffet - The Dynasty Buffet. I absolutely love Chinese food, so I had a blast. But I noticed our waiter didn't seem to understand English. She could understand and say some rather basic things though, like "more Coke?" or "Finish?" I didn't realize this at first, so I thought she was being rude to me.
Waitress: More water?
Phoenix: Actually, I think I've had to much to drink. Do you guys have any extra napkins by any chance?
Waitress: ...Coke?
After about 3-4 incidents of this behavior, I just had to play around. The entire conversations reminded me of the merchant in RE4, so I...
Waitress: Finish?
Phoenix: What are you selling?
Waitress: ...plate?
Phoenix: Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price
Waitress: *takes my plate*
I couldn't help it. I gave her a big tip ($9) at the end though for putting up with me. Has anyone else had a similar experience at a restaurant where many foreigners work?
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The lady at my local Chinese restaurant actually does the "and den..." thing from Dude Where's My Car. I'm pretty much always ripped when I order from there and it always destroys me, especially hard if I'm just ordering sundaes for delivery.
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What the FUCK is wrong with you, Dark?
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What the FUCK is wrong with you, Dark?
:lol
What? You've never had a similar incident?
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You do know that most workers in CHinese resturants are illegal immigrants, don't you?
They come over illegally on boats, and then work for a few years in resturants to pay off the cost to smuggle them over.
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The lady at mine when you order in a very fierce tone says "WHAT ELSE" after you say something, it's like bitch shut up.
Can I have the lunch special?
WHAT ELSE
...some of those dry noodles
WHAT ELSE
NOTHING ELSE BITCH
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The lady at mine when you order in a very fierce tone says "WHAT ELSE" after you say something, it's like bitch shut up.
Can I have the lunch special?
WHAT ELSE
...some of those dry noodles
WHAT ELSE
NOTHING ELSE BITCH
AND THEN?!
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You do know that most workers in CHinese resturants are illegal immigrants, don't you?
They come over illegally on boats, and then work for a few years in resturants to pay off the cost to smuggle them over.
Reminds me of pornos I've seen. That would be pretty cool if you could just...for $30...
:hyper
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The lady at mine when you order in a very fierce tone says "WHAT ELSE" after you say something, it's like bitch shut up.
Can I have the lunch special?
WHAT ELSE
...some of those dry noodles
WHAT ELSE
NOTHING ELSE BITCH
:lol
Ordering over the phone for Chinese take out here is always amusing, especially when I have to tell her a debit card number to pay. We try to make sure to have cash on hand instead now.
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Church with your family? but didnt you move really far away from them for college?
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Most Chinese people automatically assume I don't know Chinese anyway (since I'm an ABC - American Born Chinese), so I do like to screw with them a bit. I just pretend like I can't understand what they're asking me, even going as far as letting a white/black/hispanic coworker translate for me, before getting what they want. Then my family will walk in and I'll start speaking Cantonese to them. ::)
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Who changed the title? :lol
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Waitress: Finish?
Phoenix: What are you selling?
Waitress: ...plate?
Phoenix: Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price
Waitress: *takes my plate*
:lol
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Waitress: Finish?
Phoenix: What are you selling?
Waitress: ...plate?
Phoenix: Ahhh, I'll buy it at a high price
Waitress: *takes my plate*
:lol
:lol :lol
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You guys know there is no way in hell he would say that. ;)
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You guys know there is no way in hell he would say that. ;)
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Cheebs wanna hang out? :(
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You guys know there is no way in hell he would say that. ;)
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Cheebs wanna hang out? :(
One day perhaps.
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Waitress: "what would like to order sir"
Drinky: "ahhhh...CHING CHONG BING BONG SHENG FENG SHUI FU HAIIIIIII!!!!!"
Waitress: "oh my word, you so clazy!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get it CHINESE PEOPLE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO AWESOME
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You guys know there is no way in hell he would say that. ;)
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Cheebs wanna hang out? :(
One day perhaps.
Friday? Saturday?
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Waitress: "what would like to order sir"
Drinky: "ahhhh...CHING CHONG BING BONG SHENG FENG SHUI FU HAIIIIIII!!!!!"
Waitress: "oh my word, you so clazy!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get it CHINESE PEOPLE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO AWESOME
:lol