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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on July 28, 2007, 11:25:47 PM

Title: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Himu on July 28, 2007, 11:25:47 PM

I killed it. It was after my dad who was on the couch. I'm not sure if it was a recluse, but it certainly looked like one.

I don't think I'll be sleeping tonight. Oh god.

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: MrAngryFace on July 28, 2007, 11:42:44 PM

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I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......

Was? More like IS! Try going out more often.


















lolol im sorry ive been hanging with the wrong crowd.

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 28, 2007, 11:43:32 PM

:lol :lol :lol BURN

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2007, 11:47:28 PM

I came in this thread to make a joke but MAF did it first. Good man

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: TVC15 on July 29, 2007, 12:19:04 AM

You were really asking for that one, Himu.  You had to have been intentionally setting yourself up.  I think you get off on being SHAMED.

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Glescoes on July 29, 2007, 12:22:41 AM

way too easy

nice one maf

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Beezy on July 29, 2007, 12:51:54 AM

Even I knew that joke was coming when I read the thread title. :lol

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Himu on July 29, 2007, 01:46:54 AM

I'm not ashamed.

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: BlackMage on July 29, 2007, 02:16:05 AM

lol yer black

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2007, 02:24:24 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 29, 2007, 02:16:05 AM

lol yer black

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/cutedog2.jpg)

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 30, 2007, 04:05:41 PM

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: Tauntaun on July 30, 2007, 04:43:49 PM

 :lol man, I came in here to say, you killed your brother? but alas, maf has beaten me to a joke  :maf

Title: Re: I think there was a brown recluse in my house.......
Post by: bluemax on July 30, 2007, 07:57:35 PM

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The lights are off, but look!
There's somebody in the home.
The White Recluse is loose,
And I glow in the dark
Spiders spin their cobwebs and they run their legs across the strands,
Making tiny melodies on silken violins
I sit back and twiddle my thumbs and lightning bolts shoot from my hands
In my head, spinning out gold, multiple Rumplestiltskins.
Go Away!
I'm the White Recluse,
Heat's on high and I'm stewin' in my juice
Go Away!
But if you like, we'll go out tomorrow night
I don't need bars or cars of beautiful drunks
Don't call the cops, I'm fine, just gettin' my groove on
If I was a Negro all my friends would call me Brown Recluse
No offense intended, of course and and no offense took
I'll see you when I see you, see?
So go away, Don't bother me while I learn a new dance,
Write a new book, shit in my pants, create a new look,
so...
Go Away!
I'm the White Recluse, heat's on high and I'm stewin' in my juice
Go Away! But if you like, we'll go out tomorrow night.
Go Away!
I'm the White Recluse, heat's on high and I'm stewin' in my juice
Go Away! But if you like, we'll go out tomorrow night.
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...
Gimme 'til then...

:-"