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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 01:17:08 PM

Title: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 01:17:08 PM
Free tag to anyone who gets me a new job.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 25, 2006, 01:18:40 PM
I hear TVC 15 is still hiring people to tongue wax his asshole every Friday night. Your prospects look good.


GIMME DAT TAG, SCOOTER!!! :P
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Mondain on September 25, 2006, 01:19:26 PM
Doug's blowjob lackey
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: TVC15 on September 25, 2006, 01:22:36 PM
I'll give you 50 bucks a day if I can use your face as a toilet.

That's 350 bucks a week.  That doesn't sound like much, but just consider you won't need to spend money on food.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 25, 2006, 01:23:40 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 25, 2006, 01:40:05 PM
Deleted by user
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: morphix on September 25, 2006, 01:42:54 PM
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5126/indecentproposalwd1.jpg)

 ;)
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 01:58:05 PM
Quote from: malek4980 on September 25, 2006, 01:40:05 PM
What's your level of education?

Some college!

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What's your job experience?

5+ years of professional editing and copywriting (that's if I include paid videogame fake journalism too lol and a short stint at CBS Radio)
3+ years of graphic design, editing and layout for online and print media

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How much cock can you suck in an hour?

A LOT.

:lol @ White Man
:lol :lol @ morphix
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:10:44 PM
Willco definitely looks like a bottom to me
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
That's because you're gay.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Diablos on September 25, 2006, 03:22:07 PM
Here's a job for you: Arrange my date with your girlfriend!

Huahahaha
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:22:20 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:13:10 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:12:42 PM
That's because you're gay.

Well you're taking it in the ass not me, BOTTOM BOY

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

He's not moving in :(

Willco buddy ol pal don't get defensive. Remember, you still own me.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 03:22:53 PM
I'm not defensive, I'm educating!
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2006, 03:23:57 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:22:53 PM
I'm not defensive, I'm educating!

lol insecure. Penis size FTL
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Diablos on September 25, 2006, 03:24:56 PM
Buy me my plane ticket, Will-e!
Make sure the hotel is romantic to some extent, that's very important.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 03:29:31 PM
What does that have to do with finding me a new job, Diablos.

And quit talking about your small penis, PD.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Diablos on September 25, 2006, 03:32:16 PM
That IS a job!

I'll pay you!





























$20!
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 25, 2006, 03:33:32 PM
I'll pay you cash money to take a dump on a police car.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 25, 2006, 04:13:36 PM
I'll pay you to let me rest my balls on your forehead while Johnny Nighttrain takes pictures.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 04:19:02 PM
These job offers suck.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 25, 2006, 04:20:02 PM
Will do you wanna move to the bay area? If so i'll try and help ya out with something.
Title: Re: I hate my job - get me a new one!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 25, 2006, 04:50:44 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 25, 2006, 03:21:20 PM

Since you're in college, I figure I'd help you out with some basic education

Me : Cute Asian Girlfriend :: You : Butt-Fucking Taiwanese Roommate

 :lol :lol :lol :lol