THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2006, 02:11:17 PM
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This time next week, I will have defeated the biggest relationship obstacle known to man -- meeting the parents. What will happen? You decide!
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Diablos swoops in for the rebound
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Asian cocks are small, so the double anal shouldn't be so bad
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Just tell them you're an engineer and everything should go well
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Just tell them you're an engineer and everything should go well
Just don't tell them you've engineered her vagina into your own personal Charleston Chew factory.
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Just tell them you're an engineer and everything should go well
Just don't tell them you've engineered her vagina into your you're own personal Charleston Chew factory.
DUMPLINGS
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Diablos swoops in for the rebound - 3 (42.9%)
HAHAHAHA :rofl :rofl :rofl
You know what *I* voted for, Willco!
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Both Willco and Crystals family will share overly long speeches about the relationship. After your speech Willco, Crystals father will get up, put his hand on your shoulder and say "Your alright, your...alright" and the room will fade to black (CrystalGemini's sister will lower the dimmers).
Even if it doesn't pan out like that, good luck man!
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I am pretty sure it'll go okay, because I don't think her folks are rude enough to say anything truly derogatory and demeaning save for maybe, "HAY-WRO WHITE BOI!"
It'll be all smiles and cupcakes, I'll bring a present or two and everyone will tolerate each other for a few hours. I'll shall retreat into the night, which when then give her folks the greenlight to spew forth a laundry list of things they don't like about me that Crystal has been bracing herself for since we met.
I think more or less, she'll use this opportunity to parade me around to her sibilings, because I'm the first non-jerk boyfriend she's had! :P
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Actually, scratch my last post, CrystalGemini's father and Diablos are in cahoots. Yeah, I heard thangs...moneyhats for the loss...
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I've got a horribly evil prank you can pull on them Will. What you do is get a cheap ring from sears or kohls and you jokeingly purpose to Crystal in front of her parents. That would be funny.
I vote that they kick crystal out of the family and you get a new roomate.
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Actually, scratch my last post, CrystalGemini's father and Diablos are in cahoots. Yeah, I heard thangs...moneyhats for the loss...
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Actually, scratch my last post, CrystalGemini's father and Diablos are in cahoots. Yeah, I heard thangs...moneyhats for the loss...
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Well he is jewish...
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Well you're fucked. Best start looking for a replacement.
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so they've never seen her with a non-asian? I would start off with saying you've been dating for a while.
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Actually, scratch my last post, CrystalGemini's father and Diablos are in cahoots. Yeah, I heard thangs...moneyhats for the loss...
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Well he is jewish...
:O
:lol
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so they've never seen her with a non-asian? I would start off with saying you've been dating for a while.
And please don't tell them you met online. That will be wierd.
Also, I doubt they'll like the fact that you're college age and not in college.
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so they've never seen her with a non-asian? I would start off with saying you've been dating for a while.
And please don't tell them you met online. That will be wierd.
Also, I doubt they'll like the fact that you're college age and not in college.
So lie, a lot.
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If you think that meeting the parents is bad when you're a white guy dating an Asian girl, boy do I have some stories to tell you about being a white girl and dating Asian guys. :lol ESPECIALLY if the guy is the first born... oh my God... you are so fucked.
Usually Asian families can open up to the idea of their daughter dating a white guy, but when it comes to their sons it is a totally different ballgame. The sons carry on the family name/legacy afterall. One guy I was with... on his birthday his mom actually invited his ex-girlfriend over.
I've also been told in no uncertain terms before that my family was "below" the guy's family, so he couldn't date me. This being back when my dad owned most real estate around here... they were actually tenants of ours. My family wasn't "worthy" though! ::)
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They probably know kung fu, and will beat you up.
Put in a good word for me, btw.
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This time next week, I will have defeated the biggest relationship obstacle known to man -- meeting the parents. What will happen? You decide!
How do you think I felt when I had to do this? lol
Just be yourself. Be the nice guy their daughter has fallen for, and help them out whenever they need it. You love their daughter, right? Well then this shouldn't be hard.
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I will set back race relations another twenty years
haha I liked that choice :D
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Uh, they know we've been dating. And we half-lied about meeting online.
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Uh, they know we've been dating. And we half-lied about meeting online.
oh what's the problem?
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They've just never met me, and while they haven't banned us from seeing each other outright, they're not exactly thrilled.
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They've just never met me, and while they haven't banned us from seeing each other outright, they're not exactly thrilled.
yeah, you might be fucked I dont know.
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assert your dominance by socking the father in the lip as soon as he opens the door.
This is a sign of respect among their people.
If he does not approve of you attempt to commit seppuku with your butter knife, they will respect you for trying to honor their ways.
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assert your dominance by socking the father in the lip as soon as he opens the door.
This is a sign of respect among their people.
If he does not approve of you attempt to commit seppuku with your butter knife, they will respect you for trying to honor their ways.
they're chinese little mushroom dick.
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assert your dominance by socking the father in the lip as soon as he opens the door.
This is a sign of respect among their people.
If he does not approve of you attempt to commit seppuku with your butter knife, they will respect you for trying to honor their ways.
they're chinese little mushroom dick.
sorry, my advice is clearly not worth it then :rofl
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Comment on CrystalGemini's sisters MySpace Helios phone by calling it a "Cellphone"...
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so they've never seen her with a non-asian? I would start off with saying you've been dating for a while.
Will's my third boyfriend:
1. The first was Chinese Indonesian and I almost married. Introduced me to GAF.
2. White guy from school. Two full time overachieving students with side jobs do not mix. Never met my parents because they specifically said, "Don't bring him here." That lasted three weeks.
3. Will.
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so they've never seen her with a non-asian? I would start off with saying you've been dating for a while.
Will's my third boyfriend:
1. The first was Chinese Indonesian and I almost married. Introduced me to GAF.
2. White guy from school. Two full time overachieving students with side jobs do not mix. Never met my parents because they specifically said, "Don't bring him here." That lasted three weeks.
3. Will.
If you guys love eachother nothing either of your parents will do will have any serious effect on you guys being or not being together. You're both out of high school... you're your own adults.
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assert your dominance by socking the father in the lip as soon as he opens the door.
POUTINE ON HIS FACE
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I wonder how well they will take seeing thier daughter date a pasty, bloated, andy milanokis look alike
hope for the best!
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I wonder how well they will take seeing thier daughter date a pasty, bloated, andy milanokis look alike
hope for the best!
Who's not in college either!
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I have a full time job, live on my own, etc. They can suck it!
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Will can always divert attention from his cracker ass by saying that dori is a lesbian.
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Will can always divert attention from his cracker ass by saying that dori is a lesbian.
NOT COOL. :rofl
:shh
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Will can always divert attention from his cracker ass by saying that dori is a lesbian.
Oh shit :lol :lol :lol. That would be totally f'ed up
oh and Willco, you should just invite MAF over and have him announce your presence to her parents with something straight to the point and surprising...oh..something like this...
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1199/mafmoseswillcogeminiuf1.png) (http://imageshack.us)
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Will can always divert attention from his cracker ass by saying that dori is a lesbian.
Oh shit :lol :lol :lol. That would be totally f'ed up
oh and Willco, you should just invite MAF over and have him announce your presence to her parents with something straight to the point and surprising...oh..something like this...
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1199/mafmoseswillcogeminiuf1.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Did I ever say I wanted to get married? ???
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Will can always divert attention from his cracker ass by saying that dori is a lesbian.
Oh shit :lol :lol :lol. That would be totally f'ed up
oh and Willco, you should just invite MAF over and have him announce your presence to her parents with something straight to the point and surprising...oh..something like this...
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1199/mafmoseswillcogeminiuf1.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Did I ever say I wanted to get married? ???
Its the will of GOD! or MAF could just go lol jk at the end
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I can't believe you guys are going to let Diablos iwn!
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I can't believe you guys are going to let Diablos iwn!
I can't believe you're going let Diablos win your woman's heart.
He'll eat it while watching the 'Bullet with butterfly wings' promo :mrt
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Will can always divert attention from his cracker ass by saying that dori is a lesbian.
:o :o :o
I voted Diablos for the rebound, because everyone else was doing it. See you Sat, Will!
...Good luck... :lol
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The first or last choice would work out nicely, for diablos anyway.
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Rodi your parents don't know you're homosexual? :-\
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Hahaha, I'm in the lead! I'll see you guys there!
FOR THE PEOPLE.
FOR THE LOVE.
FOR THE WIN.
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:o
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lol jk
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Rodi your parents don't know you're homosexual? :-\
Nope. :shh
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:o
I'M A STALKER LOL!
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Speak to them in Chinese and you'll be fine.
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If it's any consolation I think race relations are stuck 20 years ago.