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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on July 31, 2007, 05:37:26 PM

Title: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Himu on July 31, 2007, 05:37:26 PM
I need to know the answer right away so I can see if anyone got you a better bday gift than I did! :punch I'm leaving for FLORIDA to start a new life, live in apartments, and masturbate in quiet in 2 weeks and I want to give it to you before then.
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: TVC15 on July 31, 2007, 05:39:39 PM
Is Mupepe's gift 8 inches long and as thick as a baby's arm?  If not, it's not as good as what I got him.
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Himu on July 31, 2007, 05:41:24 PM
Hmmmph. What'd you get him?

I just BOMBED my house.

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With insecticide that is. THOSE SPIDERS WON'T BE GETTING YOUR PRESENT EDWARD.
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Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 31, 2007, 05:56:42 PM
your leaving texas?  For good?   :'(
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Himu on July 31, 2007, 05:58:53 PM
your leaving texas?  For good?   :'(

Nope.
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 31, 2007, 06:07:30 PM
your leaving texas?  For good?   :'(

Nope.

Good, couse when I get down there your going to my swab princes, k? 

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I thought swab was an ethnic slur for black people but I can't find it anywhere.  If it isn't you can be my pirate princes, k?  :lol
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Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2007, 06:15:10 PM
:)  I went and got really drunk.  My mom's boyfriend gave me a component stereo system with a cd burner, tape player, reel to reel player, cd player, tuner and record player along with an incredible cabinet.  YHe also gave me about 100 vinyl records including an original first print of Buddy Holly's first record and every original Beatles album.  He rocks.  I bought myself a new desk and a new stereo system for my truck. 

Come see me and bring it to me babe :-*
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: drozmight on July 31, 2007, 11:48:39 PM
For my 21st I didn't do anything... two months later my older brother came over and tried to get me to a bar, but I'm not much of a fan.
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: BlackMage on August 01, 2007, 12:40:36 AM
I got so trashed on my 21st birthday, the only thing I remember is stealing someone's taxi.
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2007, 01:31:59 AM
:)  I went and got really drunk.  My mom's boyfriend gave me a component stereo system with a cd burner, tape player, reel to reel player, cd player, tuner and record player along with an incredible cabinet.  YHe also gave me about 100 vinyl records including an original first print of Buddy Holly's first record and every original Beatles album.  He rocks.  I bought myself a new desk and a new stereo system for my truck. 

Come see me and bring it to me babe :-*

Sounds like he's trying to buy your blessing :-*
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 01, 2007, 01:44:44 AM
My 21st was a drunken disaster.
Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2007, 01:50:54 AM
Stop being hard on yourself. I like you the way you are



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It seemed to go on forever. Finally the moans began to subside, and a man slowly lowered himself from on top of another. It had taken hours for him to finally share his seed, and he was tired. The man grabbed a tobacco pipe off a table near his side of the giant bed, and began to light it with a match that had been hidden behind his ear - still red from passion. On his left Edward lay still, as if paralyzed with ecstasy. "Thank you, Joel" he murmured.

"It was my pleasure"
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Title: Re: EDWARD POO: what did you do for your 21st?!!?
Post by: aoi tsuki on August 01, 2007, 02:48:48 AM
i'm pretty sure i was drinking alone. It wasn't too long after my dad had died, i had moved to another state, and i was housesitting the house my mom was renting. Actually, yeah, i got pretty piss drunk alone. i remember calling some friends back home and pissing out the second story window.