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Title: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: The Sceneman on July 31, 2007, 07:42:46 PM
I generally read these for a laugh when I go to Gamefaqs (for FAQs  :o), but this list really got me and deserves a thread:  http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/1301.html

Its titled 'Top 10 RPGs not made by Square' but reads like 'The 10 other games I have played in my lifetime that arent by Square'   

SotN wtf
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: hyp on July 31, 2007, 07:44:17 PM
horrible.  no SMT love.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Himu on July 31, 2007, 07:48:49 PM
Um. What's wrong with Suikoden II?

Really trying to get on my bad side, huh.

It's a pretty meh list. But at least it has Suikoden II.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: The Sceneman on July 31, 2007, 07:58:49 PM
Um. What's wrong with Suikoden II?

Really trying to get on my bad side, huh.

It's a pretty meh list. But at least it has Suikoden II.

Nothing, but its a shit list. Im not trying to get on your bad side
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: The Sceneman on July 31, 2007, 07:59:24 PM
Lists that Fable should be on:
"Games Peter Molyneux put his name on"
"Poorly Implemented Bloom Lighting"
"Unnessary Stealth Elements"
"Best Games Where You Escort British Hobos Through Swamps"
"Games Named Fable"

 :lol
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Mondain on July 31, 2007, 08:13:38 PM
Fable was one of the worst games of last gen. How the hell did that turd manage to sell more than a million copies?

Fuck off Molyneux, and leave the genre alone. Fable looks and sounds like some dumbed down, distinguished mentally-challenged kid's version of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, only with an awful plot and awful humor.

And now he's going to make Fable 2 with a dumbed down, one button combat system? The graphics engine really looked like trash in all the demonstration he's made of the game, too.

And wow, there's shit like Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi in that list, but not a single Bioware or Atlus game? :lol
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Error2k4 on July 31, 2007, 08:30:35 PM
Suikoden II is damn fine choice for #1

the rest LOL

wait... 7th Saga?  :-\
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: tiesto on July 31, 2007, 10:50:41 PM
Lists that Fable should be on:
"Games Peter Molyneux put his name on"
"Poorly Implemented Bloom Lighting"
"Unnessary Stealth Elements"
"Best Games Where You Escort British Hobos Through Swamps"
"Games Named Fable"

"Games with a black female character in it"
"RPGs you can beat in under 10 hours"

Star Ocean 2 and SOA kick ass, though.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2007, 10:53:36 PM
The graphics engine really looked like trash in all the demonstration he's made of the game, too.

Oh the irony of Mondain criticizing unfinished games.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Beezy on July 31, 2007, 10:58:44 PM
trash
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Mondain on July 31, 2007, 11:08:52 PM
The graphics engine really looked like trash in all the demonstration he's made of the game, too.

Oh the irony of Mondain criticizing unfinished games.

Will it get dramatically better? It just won't.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Shuri on July 31, 2007, 11:48:28 PM
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Fuck off Molyneux, and leave the genre alone. Fable looks and sounds like some dumbed down, distinguished mentally-challenged kid's version of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, only with an awful plot and awful humor.
Uhh What. The only two things those two have in common is that they both feature british accents and medieval settings.

 ??? ???

Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2007, 11:52:03 PM
It's Mondain.  Logic doesn't apply unless it's in Sony's favor.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: Mondain on August 01, 2007, 12:04:13 AM
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Fuck off Molyneux, and leave the genre alone. Fable looks and sounds like some dumbed down, distinguished mentally-challenged kid's version of Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, only with an awful plot and awful humor.
Uhh What. The only two things those two have in common is that they both feature british accents and medieval settings.

 ??? ???



Of the worst kind. Along with a bunch of smarmy, childish characters and a boring storyline. Which is exactly what spoiled all the positive aspects that the game might've had. That, and the game holding your hand constantly instead of proposing a truly non-linear experience to the player.
Title: Re: Gamefaqs top 10 lists lol
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 12:48:12 AM
Suikoden II and SoA are the only games that belong on that list. Where TEH FUCK is fuckin BoFV