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Title: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: xnikki118x on August 01, 2007, 04:29:27 AM: There was a thread on here a while ago where someone asked like 'if someone does x is it a deal-breaker?' It's interesting to think about. What would be an absolute deal-breaker if you're otherwise interested in a relationship with someone?

Mine:

- smoking
- STDs
- hates animals
- not a nice person

What about you? [Seriously, be nice.]
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: The Sceneman on August 01, 2007, 04:30:33 AM: an ultra pungent puss
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:31:39 AM: - They want to make English the official language of the USA

- They want to send all the mexies back across the border

- They use AOL >:(
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2007, 04:33:18 AM: - has or had a penis.
- is smelly-fat.
- is a jerk.

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Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: xnikki118x on August 01, 2007, 04:41:12 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:31:39 AM
- They want to make English the official language of the USA

- They want to send all the mexies back across the border

- They use AOL >:(

:santocry
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:45:21 AM: :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Candyflip on August 01, 2007, 04:57:12 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:31:39 AM
- They want to make English the official language of the USA
??
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:57:52 AM: lol
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Candyflip on August 01, 2007, 04:58:47 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 04:57:52 AM
i.e., they want to make it illegal to speak Spanish.
Hyperbole much?
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 05:02:34 AM: I was kidding.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: The Sceneman on August 01, 2007, 05:56:00 AM: I got this thread off to good start then you fegs fucked it up
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: FatalT on August 01, 2007, 06:25:42 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on August 01, 2007, 04:33:18 AM
- has or had a penis.
- is smelly-fat.
- is a jerk.

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- Lies.
- Acts like an immature cunt.
- Has dangerous psychological issues.
- Doesn't introduce you to his/her parents or friends.
- Brags about previous partners.
- Has a problem with profanity.
- Is a religious fanatic.
- Doesn't have a job or source of income.
- Spends every minute of their day trying to talk to you/be with you.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 08:04:17 AM: -Pathological liar
-Mean just for the hell of it
-Smokes
-Infidelity
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: tiesto on August 01, 2007, 08:35:22 AM: -Drug usage
-Smokes
-Tattoos
-Doesn't have a good relationship with their family (this is one of the earliest signs that the girl may have serious emotional issues)
-A hobag
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:15:06 AM: Quote from: tiesto on August 01, 2007, 08:35:22 AM
-Drug usage
-Smokes
-Tattoos
-Doesn't have a good relationship with their family (this is one of the earliest signs that the girl may have serious emotional issues)
-A hobag

QFT!

If a girl doesn't get along with her parents, that's usually a sign that she has trouble maintaining relationships.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: bud on August 01, 2007, 09:35:52 AM: -if she has toes that are bigger than her big toe
-no/bad sense of humour
-being dumb
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2007, 09:45:32 AM: -Smoking
-Drug usage
-Extremely loud
-Jealously complex
-Conceited
-Doesn't get along with her parents/family

That's about it really. I have no right to be picky anyway; those are simply things I don't stand for. If she drinks that's fine, but when it comes to other stuff no thanks.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: y2kev on August 01, 2007, 09:48:57 AM: I think I agree with STDs. That'd be kind of awkward. Maybe if both people have the same STD.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2007, 09:55:52 AM: That should go without mention lol. If someone has an STD it's a pure no no. I wouldn't date someone if they had herpes
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Prost on August 01, 2007, 09:57:36 AM: -abuses any substance
-isn't attractive
-no love
-careless
-divorced (at least at my age that'd be a deal breaker)
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 01, 2007, 10:56:08 AM: - doesn't abuse any substance
- watches fox news religiously
- thinks transformers is a good movie
- religious
- isn't mean or snobby
- likes xenosaga
- likes the beatles
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM: - Smoker
- Doper
- Dresses like a slut
- Cusses like a sailor
- Likes videogames as much as I do
- Lack of self-motivation
- STDs
- Racist
- Classist
- Religious
- Highly Political
- Party All Nighter
- Over 6 years older than me.
- Or 6 years younger than me.
- Dresses my cat in clothes.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: tiesto on August 01, 2007, 11:35:29 AM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM
- Likes videogames as much as I do

Kinda curious why that would be a dealbreaker? Assuming that other than obsessive game playing, she was a socially adjusted woman...
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 12:11:34 PM: - isn't funny
- don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- too clingy
- too much makeup
- too much perfume
- doesn't wear clothes that compliment their physique
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 12:13:14 PM: so many people here wouldn't date me IRL :(
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 01, 2007, 12:17:13 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 10:56:08 AM
- doesn't abuse any substance

:lol
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 12:54:09 PM: tiesto: moderation in all things. I believe a relationship should be a balance.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: hyp on August 01, 2007, 02:08:07 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 10:56:08 AM
- doesn't abuse any substance
- watches fox news religiously
- thinks transformers is a good movie
- religious
- isn't mean or snobby
- likes xenosaga
- likes the beatles

:lol

here's mine:

- doesn't give head
- high maintenance
- materialistic
- won't hang out with my friends
- dresses like trailer trash
- unaffectionate
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Cyanista on August 01, 2007, 02:15:08 PM: - religious (I can make exceptions if you go to church twice a year to appease your dying mother)
- smokes cigarettes
- smokes crack
- poor hygiene
- sexist
- racist
- stupid
- short
- fat
- mama's boy
- rude
- spineless
- cheater
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 02:18:53 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on August 01, 2007, 02:15:08 PM
- religious (I can make exceptions if you go to church twice a year to appease your dying mother)
- smokes cigarettes
- smokes crack
- poor hygiene
- sexist
- racist
- stupid
- short
- fat
- mama's boy
- rude
- spineless
- cheater

fuck, i should just stop trying then.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 02:20:55 PM: Damn I fucked up two things on Cy's list too. Shit! :duh
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 02:53:15 PM: fat and you smoke cigarettes?
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 02:54:49 PM: fuck i'm not fat dude. :-\
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2007, 02:56:43 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM
- Smoker
- Doper
- Dresses like a slut
- Cusses like a sailor
- Likes videogames as much as I do
- Lack of self-motivation
- STDs
- Racist
- Classist
- Religious
- Highly Political
- Party All Nighter
- Over 6 years older than me.
- Or 6 years younger than me.
- Dresses my cat in clothes.

Damnit! We could have been great :'(
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 02:56:53 PM: i'm sorry. seriously, no insult meant. i've never seen the lower half of your body :-*

Are you sexist?

edit: RUDE! ????
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 02:57:43 PM: no i'm a fucking basehead that loves his ol' time reli'jun

edit: my lower HALF?
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 02:58:21 PM: ???
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 01, 2007, 03:44:48 PM: :lol

I fucked up one, maybe two :(
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 03:52:29 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 02:57:43 PM
no i'm a fucking basehead that loves his ol' time reli'jun

edit: my lower HALF?
... I'VE NEVER SEEN BELOW YOUR CHEST OK? OR I'VE NEVER PAID ATTENTION SHEESH IMMA BANG YOU :hump
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 01, 2007, 04:51:11 PM: -dumb
-fat
-chubby
-untoned
-short
-having no arrogance/bitchiness at all
-used to be married
-lived with a boyfriend
-have kids
-married

The last two criteria actually did end a recent relationship. Lucikly, she told the truth before the copulation began.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 05:43:44 PM: MAF loves Martin Short
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: FatalT on August 01, 2007, 06:14:12 PM: These are great lists, everyone. I definitely agree with making sure the significant other has a good relationship with their parents. I wish I would've known about that one a month ago.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Himu on August 01, 2007, 06:17:03 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 10:57:16 AM
- Smoker
- Doper
- Dresses like a slut
- Cusses like a sailor
- Likes videogames as much as I do
- Lack of self-motivation
- STDs
- Racist
- Classist
- Religious
- Highly Political
- Party All Nighter
- Over 6 years older than me.
- Or 6 years younger than me.
- Dresses my cat in clothes.

Hahahaha A girl has dressed your cat in clothes, maf?
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2007, 06:24:25 PM: It was the last thing she ever did
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Himu on August 01, 2007, 06:26:36 PM: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WE'RE THROUGH

YOU NEVER DRESS A MAN'S CAT
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 06:28:13 PM: If she dressed up HER cat, would it be okay? Nudge, nudge.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 01, 2007, 06:31:59 PM: ha ha ha, oh corney
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 01, 2007, 06:33:22 PM: (http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/950/curtsey.gif)
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 01, 2007, 07:09:19 PM: I couldn't date/marry someone who smokes.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: pollo on August 01, 2007, 08:59:59 PM: inconsiderate.
unmotivated.
bitchy. i like nice girls
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:02:49 PM: I couldn't date a girl that's not Nikki <3 <3 <3
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 01, 2007, 09:03:42 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:02:49 PM
I couldn't date a girl that's not Nikki <3 <3 <3

Why do you lie?
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:04:41 PM: wtf? how am I lying?
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 01, 2007, 09:06:34 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 09:04:41 PM
wtf? how am I lying?

(http://www.indarktrees.com/pics/georgerrmartindance.gif)
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: BlackMage on August 01, 2007, 09:09:36 PM: bad breath.
jewish.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 09:15:51 PM: OK, my last post was a joke so now I'll go serious.

- Wants to make English the official language of the US (I was actually serious about this one so I might as well put it in)
- Has no interest in traveling abroad or broadening her cultural horizons
- Does drugs and/or smokes
- Drinks too much
- Has no sense of humor about herself
- Parties too much
- Listens to country music, rap, or reggaeton
- Too conservative (against gay marriage, legalization of mj, pro-Bush, pro-Iraq War, that sorta thing)
- Has a lot of tattoos
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 01, 2007, 09:38:16 PM: alright, since i'm bored, i'll be serious:

BAD THINGS
- tattoos (it tells me your sense of "individuality" depends entirely on expression and thus other peoples' opinions)
- extremely religious and/or conservative
- creepy sexual fetishes (bdsm; fursuits; poop; multiple partners; necropedobestial buttsex)
- stupid and intellectually unadventuresome
- NEEDY (this is the dealbreaker of all dealbreakers)
- reads Harry Potter to the exclusion of all else

UNPLEASANT BUT CAN BE OVERLOOKED
- has a MySpace account
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 09:46:12 PM: Oh, yeah, I should add NEEDY as well. I need time by myself, whether it's reading a book or watching a movie...solitary activities. I don't need some girl who'll be like "Well, why do you need to watch L'Avventura by yourself when we could be watching The Notebook together? ^_^"
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2007, 09:49:36 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 09:38:16 PM
alright, since i'm bored, i'll be serious:

BAD THINGS
- tattoos (it tells me your sense of "individuality" depends entirely on expression and thus other peoples' opinions)
- extremely religious and/or conservative
- creepy sexual fetishes (bdsm; fursuits; poop; multiple partners; necropedobestial buttsex)
- stupid and intellectually unadventuresome
- NEEDY (this is the dealbreaker of all dealbreakers)
- reads Harry Potter to the exclusion of all else

UNPLEASANT BUT CAN BE OVERLOOKED
- has a MySpace account

Prude. lol. But seriously I think you have over thought the tattoo argument; sometimes they just look nice.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Ichirou on August 01, 2007, 09:59:56 PM: Oh, also, no sluts. I don't date female Mupepes.
Title: Re: potential relationship deal-breakers
Post by: Mupepe on August 01, 2007, 10:04:15 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 01, 2007, 09:38:16 PM
alright, since i'm bored, i'll be serious:

BAD THINGS
- tattoos (it tells me your sense of "individuality" depends entirely on expression and thus other peoples' opinions)
- extremely religious and/or conservative
- creepy sexual fetishes (bdsm; fursuits; poop; multiple partners; necropedobestial buttsex)
- stupid and intellectually unadventuresome
- NEEDY (this is the dealbreaker of all dealbreakers)
- reads Harry Potter to the exclusion of all else

UNPLEASANT BUT CAN BE OVERLOOKED
- has a MySpace account

well, would my belly button fetish be considered a creepy sexual fetish?