SSB hate crew: "Lulz crappy breakfast cereal mascot party game"
SSB hate crew: "Lulz crappy breakfast cereal mascot fighter"
This game will be mine day 1.
I have to admit, I don't quite understand what's going on. Is it like Adventure mode in Melee with more defined platforming controls?
This is what I don't get. All those shots could have been taken from regular smash mode or the opening cinematic. What's so special?
Shouldn't this be in the Hot Dog bar? I mean, this is the gaming forum after all.
This is what I don't get. All those shots could have been taken from regular smash mode or the opening cinematic. What's so special?
Eh, the shots don't really do this update justice. Nor does the movie, to be honest. From what I gathered, there's a whole single player storyline devoted to each character. They progress through the story through new single player levels that are side-scrolling, and there's a unique story for EACH character this time. It all has to do with their history–so, like, Link would be in Hyrule for a bit fighting Ganon, then something big might happen and he goes off to beat this new enemy. That's how I understand it.QuoteShouldn't this be in the Hot Dog bar? I mean, this is the gaming forum after all.
Okay, fuck off. You're being the biggest fucking cocksucker. First you rip on Nintendo for not having hardcore games (an understandable fucking complaint) and then when they show something fucking interesting and ONLY for the hardcore, you pull this shit. Props asshole.
sounds good, i may just have to finally get into it. i like the fact that you say it's a fairly easy game to get into. i bought VF5 and just plain suck at it. mostly bought it so my fighting game friends could come over and play it...
wave dashing sux
sounds good, i may just have to finally get into it. i like the fact that you say it's a fairly easy game to get into. i bought VF5 and just plain suck at it. mostly bought it so my fighting game friends could come over and play it...
sounds good, i may just have to finally get into it. i like the fact that you say it's a fairly easy game to get into. i bought VF5 and just plain suck at it. mostly bought it so my fighting game friends could come over and play it...
Wing Island > Smash Brothers
This only brings us one step closer the inevitable Captain N-like Nintendo universe crossover RPG. Mario, Kirby, Link and Fox McCloud must save the Nintendo universe from the evil JEFF BELL!
If the game isn't online though, Nintendo can go to hell. There's no excuse. At all.
this looks distinguished mentally-challenged, wtf
I have to admit, I don't quite understand what's going on. Is it like Adventure mode in Melee with more defined platforming controls?
it's like Adventure mode in Melee with more unverified fanboy speculation
I pick my Smash player based on how good he is, not on what game he's from. The fanservice is a coating on a very solid core.Yeah, Marth is my favorite character from Melee and there was never a FE game released in the U.S when it came out.
I remember you were ecstatic about YI2 when it was announced. If they took out the characters and replaced it with something completely new and was being developed by Artoon, would you have been as excited? I don't think so.
QuoteI remember you were ecstatic about YI2 when it was announced. If they took out the characters and replaced it with something completely new and was being developed by Artoon, would you have been as excited? I don't think so.
if it has the same core gameplay with improved visuals? hell yes. i fuckin' loathe yoshi the character. it could feature the giana sisters smoking crack to powerup and i'd be there with bells on regardless. fuck, if it had a bald space marine, i'd probably like it even more!
QuoteI remember you were ecstatic about YI2 when it was announced. If they took out the characters and replaced it with something completely new and was being developed by Artoon, would you have been as excited? I don't think so.
if it has the same core gameplay with improved visuals? hell yes. i fuckin' loathe yoshi the character. it could feature the giana sisters smoking crack to powerup and i'd be there with bells on regardless. fuck, if it had a bald space marine, i'd probably like it even more!
so character preference depends on how overpowered said character is? oi, so it's not a balanced game, either?
Jesus Christ man, grow the fuck up. You're probably the on;y dick who's honestly this concerned about mascots in a game. Christ, your daughter is going to grow up hating so much.
I'm not a hater. Smash just isn't my thing. I'd prefer to play VF, but that's to say Smash isn't fun at parties.
And that's perfectly fine. The reason why people want Brawl is for these party moments where Smash is undeniably one of the best party games out there. You can't really compare VF and Smash, simple because they're in different genres to be honest.
You don't have to act so fucking macho man, no one will care that you play a game with *gasp* CHARACTERS FOR KIDS.
Climbing up on Solsbury Hill
I could see the city light
Wind was blowing, time stood still
Eagle flew out of the night
He was something to observe
Came in close, I heard a voice
Standing stretching every nerve
Had to listen had no choice
I did not believe the information
(I) just had to trust imagination
My heart going boom boom boom
"Son," he said "Grab your things,
I've come to take you home."
To keep in silence I resigned
My friends would think I was a nut
Turning water into wine
Open doors would soon be shut
So I went from day to day
Tho' my life was in a rut
"Till I thought of what I'd say
Which connection I should cut
I was feeling part of the scenery
I walked right out of the machinery
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" he said "Grab your things
I've come to take you home."
(Back home.)
When illusion spin her net
I'm never where I want to be
And liberty she pirouette
When I think that I am free
Watched by empty silhouettes
Who close their eyes but still can see
No one taught them etiquette
I will show another me
Today I don't need a replacement
I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant
My heart going boom boom boom
"Hey" I said "You can keep my things,
they've come to take me home."
And that's perfectly fine. The reason why people want Brawl is for these party moments where Smash is undeniably one of the best party games out there. You can't really compare VF and Smash, simple because they're in different genres to be honest.
I'm a big VF fan and even I agree with this. I wish VF were more popular but it's a lost cause. Even back when the first game came out in arcades, it felt like I was the only person playing it.
i'm not acting macho man. i'm acting like an adult. some "adults" think it's okay to be a chirpy little manchild, and hey, at the end of the day, some folks like to dress up in animal costumes and fuck, too. adulthood is about putting away childish things, and feeling shame for your indulgences as an example to society. we all hafta grow up; we don't all get to be astronauts; and sooner or later; brightly-colored cartoon animals and smiling product mascots cease to be interesting!
also, srsly, the beatles really do suck
right, but i KNOW FOR FACT that you duders wouldn't TOUCH the game if it featured a bunch of no-name furries fighting out. the reason all y'all even gave it half a chance -- and the reason you THINK it's deep, because let's face it, if 4 million folks played Bloody Roar they'd find high-level exploits in that shit too -- is because you squealed when you thought of LINK FIGHTING KIRBY. omg omg omg you shrieked hoarsely when you saw it, IT'S LINK!!!!!!!1111 IT'S MARIO!!!!!!!!111 IT'S STARFOX!!!!!111111one I'M GONNA PICK NESS BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GAME HE"S FROM!!!!!111111 ICE CLIMBERS ICE CLIMBERS OMG OMG SAMUS <pants are crapped>
Super smash Bros ruined my life.
I was playing one day and my wife came in and watched me for a few mins..
Then she asked: "why are you played a game with nintendo mascots?"
I said: "uh, Because its fun and I'm not afraid of my masculinity"
She replys: "I want a divorce."
Me: :'(
i'm not acting macho man. i'm acting like an adult. some "adults" think it's okay to be a chirpy little manchild, and hey, at the end of the day, some folks like to dress up in animal costumes and fuck, too. adulthood is about putting away childish things, and feeling shame for your indulgences as an example to society. we all hafta grow up; we don't all get to be astronauts; and sooner or later; brightly-colored cartoon animals and smiling product mascots cease to be interesting!
Oblivion, if you bring up Smash Brothers once during LA, I will leave you like Himuro's future child right then and there
Oblivion, if you bring up Smash Brothers once during LA, I will leave you like Himuro's future child right then and there
Oblivion, if you bring up Smash Brothers once during LA, I will leave you like Himuro's future child right then and there
but what if there's achievements
Oblivion, if you bring up Smash Brothers once during LA, I will leave you like Himuro's future child right then and there
but what if there's achievements
Depends what achievements we're looking at, I don't like to work for shit achievements
i seen videos just as "deep" for the fuckin' naruto and bleach games. what are you on about, terrorist?and since that you apparently don't totally mind bad characters in games with good gameplay that means you love it.
how is that tough?
Oblivion, if you bring up Smash Brothers once during LA, I will leave you like Himuro's future child right then and there
but what if there's achievements
Depends what achievements we're looking at, I don't like to work for shit achievements
Play as Jigglypuff–Minus 3 billion achievement points
but that isn't what i said at all. they don't market cartoon cereals and saturday morning shows to adults for a REASON. that is my point; not some kerfuffle about masculinity.
but that isn't what i said at all. they don't market cartoon cereals and saturday morning shows to adults for a REASON. that is my point; not some kerfuffle about masculinity.
Aren't most games marketed towards teenagers anyway?
is ssbm marketed towards teenagers? looks like saturday morning crap to me!
Um, the target age group for games these days is 21-30
I think people troll SSB primarily for responses like one above (Not your Oblivion. You're probably the most level headed Ninfan I know).
when i play vf5, i can ONLY play lei-fei, and even though he is considered one of the easiest characters to "master," i could spend (and have spent) upwards of 200 hours learning the nuances of his play style. very, very few of those hours of practice will translate to skills with ANY of the other characters.my point was that there aren't characters that are super easy to exploit.
THAT is why VF5 is deep and SSBM is crap. :bow :bow VF :bow :bow
VF is not for lesser gamers with mascot fetishes. you must prove yourself worthy of VF. :bow :bow
I can remember somebody telling me they put upwards of 200 hours into Melee. Which is a waste of time because I beat him anyway, to which he accused me of being a button masher, which of course I was, but that didn't take away from the fact that my dextrous gesticulation was a match for his countless practice. Long story short play VF5.Long story short, he just sucked.
I think people troll SSB primarily for responses like one above (Not your Oblivion. You're probably the most level headed Ninfan I know).
the beatles suck, too
Just got done playing about five 10-stock matches in Melee with a friend. Good times. :D
Just got done playing about five 10-stock matches in Melee with a friend. Good times. :D
Just got done playing about five 10-stock matches in Melee with a friend. Good times. :D
Did you talk about your pubes, too?
The reason SSB is huge is because of people with avatars like these:
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The reason SSB is huge is because of people with avatars like these:
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wait no online? when was this announced?
The reason SSB is huge is because of people with avatars like these:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/miyamotofreak/MiyamotosAngelsSP.gif)spoiler (click to show/hide)(I admit it, it's a fun series but without online I highly doubt I can bring myself to play a third one)[close]
wait no online? when was this announced?
That's just the thing, it hasn't been talked about at all since it was "announced" (half-assly) along with the game. No one knows for sure if online is in or out.
The reason SSB is huge is because of people with avatars like these:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a5/miyamotofreak/MiyamotosAngelsSP.gif)spoiler (click to show/hide)(I admit it, it's a fun series but without online I highly doubt I can bring myself to play a third one)[close]
wait no online? when was this announced?
That's just the thing, it hasn't been talked about at all since it was "announced" (half-assly) along with the game. No one knows for sure if online is in or out.
well it better be couse I have no one to play against otherwise.
No, but we did talk about Brawl.Just got done playing about five 10-stock matches in Melee with a friend. Good times. :D
Did you talk about your pubes, too?