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Title: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2007, 10:49:53 PM
I got off the computer a few minutes ago to head downstairs and get a drink, and WTF I see a BAT flying around near the light. Luckily I got downstairs and closed the door. I put on a hoodie (so he can't bite my neck/arms), found a tennis racket and a big ass plastic bag, then ran upstairs; got into my room (where I am now) to get some jeans. Holy shit.

I guess I'm going to lure him into the light, swat him with the racket, and put him in the bag.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: HomShaBom on August 04, 2007, 11:02:13 PM
no wai
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 04, 2007, 11:06:51 PM
Film it.  Sounds pretty exciting to me.  It's like a real life Castlevania experience. 
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 04, 2007, 11:11:34 PM
Dude, that's no bat, it's vampire girl.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 04, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
Dude, that's no bat, it's vampire girl.

PD's losing his virginity to a vampire!  :o
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Beezy on August 04, 2007, 11:21:54 PM
Dude, that's no bat, it's vampire girl.
I forgot about her. What happened with her PD?
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2007, 11:46:15 PM
Alright I've locked him in a room with a wide open window.

He was in the bathroom laying right on the top of the door corner. I sneaked into the bathroom and realized I could just slam the door fast and crush him up top. But I didn't want to deal with the blood so I used the racket to knock him out the bathroom instead. He flew directly off the door and into the stair landing; there's a door there so I opened it and tried to get him out that way. Using the racket again I tried to swat him out the door. Instead he flew right at me, at which point I fell down the stairs and slammed into a door behind me. After awhile I got up and headed back upstairs to find the bat in the darkened room I had left open - the window is wide open in there so hopefully he'll fly through it. I'll check in a few minutes
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 04, 2007, 11:48:40 PM
Or he'll invite all his friends in.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Error Macro on August 04, 2007, 11:51:47 PM
Try leaving the window closed:

(http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/4972/batmanyearone06xw6.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 04, 2007, 11:56:38 PM
Leaving the window will only welcome more bats; the one thats already there is probably doing echo calls right now saying "Guys get in here, I just made a black man fall down the stairs, LAWL". 
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2007, 12:05:12 AM
I checked the room - no sign of him. Yet the bad news: behind the little furnace in the room a piece of the wall is missing; you can see the studs in there, and I guess it's open so you can work on the furnace. He might be down there, or maybe he flew through the window. I'm going to check again.

But damn...how the hell did he get in?
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Himu on August 05, 2007, 12:55:00 AM
My grandma's chimney used to be a resting area for bats. When I young I start a fire in the chimney and smoke them out. omg awesome.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on August 05, 2007, 03:21:31 AM

 Feed them some blueberry muffins with some milk, and everything will be A-OK.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Bloodwake on August 05, 2007, 04:11:34 AM
There's a bat in my garage, actually.

I'll let my dad deal with it in the morning when he goes to church :D
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Oblivion on August 05, 2007, 05:14:17 AM
Wait, you live in a HOUSE?
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 05:23:03 AM
With his mommy and daddy.  PD's such a pimp.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Gay Boy on August 05, 2007, 09:21:02 AM

 Feed them some blueberry muffins with some milk, and everything will be A-OK.
is this part of your "I love all animals" thing?  :-\
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 09:27:09 AM
Call it my typical gullibility, but I really think U2K is an actual mentally unbalanced guy rather than a joke character.  It would take way too much effort to keep that persona going across all his personal sites and the various message boards he frequents.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 05, 2007, 10:38:30 AM
That or hes the Internet personified, as in, the Internet is alive!
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2007, 11:47:13 AM
With his mommy and daddy.  PD's such a pimp.

I live alone :-*

Quote from: Beezy
I forgot about her. What happened with her PD?

Nothing lol. I was planning on seeing Bourne Ultamatum with her last night but the bat situation caused me to cancel it lol; we were going with some other friends and one of them couldn't make it either, so we'll be seeing it tonight I think
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 11:52:38 AM
With his mommy and daddy.  PD's such a pimp.

I live alone :-*

But you're a full-time college student, right?  How can you afford it?  I used to work on-campus during my college dayz and I still had to live with my folks (which was cool since they lived 5 minutes away from campus, as they were both university professors).

Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 05, 2007, 11:52:42 AM
Call it my typical gullibility, but I really think U2K is an actual mentally unbalanced guy rather than a joke character.  It would take way too much effort to keep that persona going across all his personal sites and the various message boards he frequents.

either that, or he's a mentally unbalanced guy who puts a lot of effort into his joke characters!
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 11:53:10 AM
Call it my typical gullibility, but I really think U2K is an actual mentally unbalanced guy rather than a joke character.  It would take way too much effort to keep that persona going across all his personal sites and the various message boards he frequents.

either that, or he's a mentally unbalanced guy who puts a lot of effort into his joke characters!

Like G, but more consistent?
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2007, 11:56:36 AM
With his mommy and daddy.  PD's such a pimp.

I live alone :-*

But you're a full-time college student, right?  How can you afford it?  I used to work on-campus during my college dayz and I still had to live with my folks (which was cool since they lived 5 minutes away from campus, as they were both university professors).



We plan on getting people to move in for the fall semester; after months of complications, contracts, and inspections it seems like it'll finally happen. It's not too much of a financial problem right now because of my dad's job, but having renters move in will help.

My parents are the "don't get a fucking job, just concentrate on your education and we'll pay everything" type, which sucks. As we speak I'm looking for a job, although I'm not going to tell them.  :D
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: bud on August 05, 2007, 11:58:16 AM
my parents are like that, too.

i don't have a job either. life's good.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 12:04:38 PM
We plan on getting people to move in for the fall semester; after months of complications, contracts, and inspections it seems like it'll finally happen. It's not too much of a financial problem right now because of my dad's job, but having renters move in will help.

My parents are the "don't get a fucking job, just concentrate on your education and we'll pay everything" type, which sucks. As we speak I'm looking for a job, although I'm not going to tell them.  :D

lol, I will delight in reading your future threads in which you find your college roomies' used condoms and drug paraphernilia in the trash, then.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2007, 12:08:52 PM
Most of the people who've contacted about the house are older; I live within walking distance of campus though, which makes the house appealing to students. Hell it's way better than a dorm
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 12:10:40 PM
How many roomies will fit in your house?  Seriously, rent to some college-aged guys or gals so you can have loads of fun during your college years.  Drunken debauchery is best enjoyed at that age.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2007, 12:12:44 PM
No girls lol (although we can't say that officially due to sex discrimination..)

But there's room for 3 renters, but only 2 rooms will be rented out. The other will be my brother's when he moves in. It's the attic room: it's huge, but since it's an attic room there's no isolation meaning in the winter it's cold as fuck up there, and during the summer it's uber hot. He claims it won't be a problem but whatever, I can't wait for him to complain :lol
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 12:21:31 PM
Isolation? I think you mean insulation...  :P

Why no girls, though?  Was this a rule your parents made up?  Damn, your parents suck.  You should rent to at least one hot girl, man.
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2007, 12:33:13 PM
Have you ever gone into a house and noticed immediate that it was "a guy place"? That's basically how this house is; it just looks and feels like a bachelor type place. When my female friends come over they always say that too.

My parents (well, my mom) also happen to be rather conservative on certain things. 
Title: Re: Holy crap there's a BAT in my house
Post by: Ichirou on August 05, 2007, 12:42:48 PM
Tell your mom if she doesn't let a (college age, attractive) girl room at the house, you won't love her anymore.