THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2007, 10:49:53 PM
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I got off the computer a few minutes ago to head downstairs and get a drink, and WTF I see a BAT flying around near the light. Luckily I got downstairs and closed the door. I put on a hoodie (so he can't bite my neck/arms), found a tennis racket and a big ass plastic bag, then ran upstairs; got into my room (where I am now) to get some jeans. Holy shit.
I guess I'm going to lure him into the light, swat him with the racket, and put him in the bag.
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no wai
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Film it. Sounds pretty exciting to me. It's like a real life Castlevania experience.
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Dude, that's no bat, it's vampire girl.
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Dude, that's no bat, it's vampire girl.
PD's losing his virginity to a vampire! :o
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Dude, that's no bat, it's vampire girl.
I forgot about her. What happened with her PD?
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Alright I've locked him in a room with a wide open window.
He was in the bathroom laying right on the top of the door corner. I sneaked into the bathroom and realized I could just slam the door fast and crush him up top. But I didn't want to deal with the blood so I used the racket to knock him out the bathroom instead. He flew directly off the door and into the stair landing; there's a door there so I opened it and tried to get him out that way. Using the racket again I tried to swat him out the door. Instead he flew right at me, at which point I fell down the stairs and slammed into a door behind me. After awhile I got up and headed back upstairs to find the bat in the darkened room I had left open - the window is wide open in there so hopefully he'll fly through it. I'll check in a few minutes
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Or he'll invite all his friends in.
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Try leaving the window closed:
(http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/4972/batmanyearone06xw6.jpg)
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Leaving the window will only welcome more bats; the one thats already there is probably doing echo calls right now saying "Guys get in here, I just made a black man fall down the stairs, LAWL".
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I checked the room - no sign of him. Yet the bad news: behind the little furnace in the room a piece of the wall is missing; you can see the studs in there, and I guess it's open so you can work on the furnace. He might be down there, or maybe he flew through the window. I'm going to check again.
But damn...how the hell did he get in?
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My grandma's chimney used to be a resting area for bats. When I young I start a fire in the chimney and smoke them out. omg awesome.
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Feed them some blueberry muffins with some milk, and everything will be A-OK.
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There's a bat in my garage, actually.
I'll let my dad deal with it in the morning when he goes to church :D
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Wait, you live in a HOUSE?
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With his mommy and daddy. PD's such a pimp.
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Feed them some blueberry muffins with some milk, and everything will be A-OK.
is this part of your "I love all animals" thing? :-\
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Call it my typical gullibility, but I really think U2K is an actual mentally unbalanced guy rather than a joke character. It would take way too much effort to keep that persona going across all his personal sites and the various message boards he frequents.
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That or hes the Internet personified, as in, the Internet is alive!
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With his mommy and daddy. PD's such a pimp.
I live alone :-*
I forgot about her. What happened with her PD?
Nothing lol. I was planning on seeing Bourne Ultamatum with her last night but the bat situation caused me to cancel it lol; we were going with some other friends and one of them couldn't make it either, so we'll be seeing it tonight I think
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With his mommy and daddy. PD's such a pimp.
I live alone :-*
But you're a full-time college student, right? How can you afford it? I used to work on-campus during my college dayz and I still had to live with my folks (which was cool since they lived 5 minutes away from campus, as they were both university professors).
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Call it my typical gullibility, but I really think U2K is an actual mentally unbalanced guy rather than a joke character. It would take way too much effort to keep that persona going across all his personal sites and the various message boards he frequents.
either that, or he's a mentally unbalanced guy who puts a lot of effort into his joke characters!
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Call it my typical gullibility, but I really think U2K is an actual mentally unbalanced guy rather than a joke character. It would take way too much effort to keep that persona going across all his personal sites and the various message boards he frequents.
either that, or he's a mentally unbalanced guy who puts a lot of effort into his joke characters!
Like G, but more consistent?
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With his mommy and daddy. PD's such a pimp.
I live alone :-*
But you're a full-time college student, right? How can you afford it? I used to work on-campus during my college dayz and I still had to live with my folks (which was cool since they lived 5 minutes away from campus, as they were both university professors).
We plan on getting people to move in for the fall semester; after months of complications, contracts, and inspections it seems like it'll finally happen. It's not too much of a financial problem right now because of my dad's job, but having renters move in will help.
My parents are the "don't get a fucking job, just concentrate on your education and we'll pay everything" type, which sucks. As we speak I'm looking for a job, although I'm not going to tell them. :D
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my parents are like that, too.
i don't have a job either. life's good.
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We plan on getting people to move in for the fall semester; after months of complications, contracts, and inspections it seems like it'll finally happen. It's not too much of a financial problem right now because of my dad's job, but having renters move in will help.
My parents are the "don't get a fucking job, just concentrate on your education and we'll pay everything" type, which sucks. As we speak I'm looking for a job, although I'm not going to tell them. :D
lol, I will delight in reading your future threads in which you find your college roomies' used condoms and drug paraphernilia in the trash, then.
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Most of the people who've contacted about the house are older; I live within walking distance of campus though, which makes the house appealing to students. Hell it's way better than a dorm
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How many roomies will fit in your house? Seriously, rent to some college-aged guys or gals so you can have loads of fun during your college years. Drunken debauchery is best enjoyed at that age.
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No girls lol (although we can't say that officially due to sex discrimination..)
But there's room for 3 renters, but only 2 rooms will be rented out. The other will be my brother's when he moves in. It's the attic room: it's huge, but since it's an attic room there's no isolation meaning in the winter it's cold as fuck up there, and during the summer it's uber hot. He claims it won't be a problem but whatever, I can't wait for him to complain :lol
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Isolation? I think you mean insulation... :P
Why no girls, though? Was this a rule your parents made up? Damn, your parents suck. You should rent to at least one hot girl, man.
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Have you ever gone into a house and noticed immediate that it was "a guy place"? That's basically how this house is; it just looks and feels like a bachelor type place. When my female friends come over they always say that too.
My parents (well, my mom) also happen to be rather conservative on certain things.
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Tell your mom if she doesn't let a (college age, attractive) girl room at the house, you won't love her anymore.