I wish I could get drunk all the time to battle my existential malaise but I can't afford the calories
does that mean I need to get myself a slant-eyed fuck toy
Man, when do you get sick of drinking? I assume the 20s Several Year Drinking Binge ends somewhere, right?
good point, nobody ever got fat off heroin
Stop drinking so much, MAF. I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good. Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly?
Healthy? Probably not entirely, but I dont even compare to sayyyy Lindsay Lohan
Stop drinking so much, MAF. I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good. Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly?
I don't no what moon you live on, but I hardly consider mild euphoria as "no good."
Maybe my opinion is affected by the fucked up organs I've seen in cadavers of alcoholics?
Stop drinking so much, MAF. I hate to sound like a prude but it really does you no good. Why even bother with a healthy diet if you're getting drunk constantly?
I don't no what moon you live on, but I hardly consider mild euphoria as "no good."
Maybe my opinion is affected by the fucked up organs I've seen in cadavers of alcoholics?
On a different note, the first cadaver I observed was a black guy with a 12 inch+ penis, with a wider girth than most wrists, and balls as big as baseballs. Too bad we aren't allowed to take pictures, you and PD would probably have liked to see it.
I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like. I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs. This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.
speaking of teh booze... does anyone here like "blue moon"?
Ive learned to hate applebees for booze
speaking of teh booze... does anyone here like "blue moon"?
No, no. Hell no. I've only recently been able to handle SOME Hefs and this is not the fucking one for me man.
Although someone suggested I try putting an orange in it; I can't drink a Hef without lemon, just like I can't really fuck with a Mexican beer without some lime in that muhfuh
what's your beer of choice? you must like that sweet shit -- i like my poison bitter and unflattering
I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like. I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs. This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.
Like African black or rotten black? I am picky when it comes to this.
i'm honestly unimaginably distinguished mentally-challenged when drunk. i yell, i harrass, i stagger around, and i'm generally volubly obnoxious. oh, and apparently i fall face down in the middle of the living room and scream "WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME THE HOT N*GG*R SEX!"
:'(
what's your beer of choice? you must like that sweet shit -- i like my poison bitter and unflattering
SWEET SHIT? I like Arrogant Bastid Ale and fucking Stone Brewery Ruination IPA, my mellow. And Coronas.
I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like. I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs. This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.
But you and MAF like dvds and games. Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them? Its a trade-off like you said.
mmm coronoa. dos equis is pretty damn good too w/ some margarita salt and lime
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I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like. I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs. This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.
But you and MAF like dvds and games. Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them? Its a trade-off like you said.
No no no, I am on a Neil Young kick right now. Better to burn out than yada yada. The last 20 years of one's life are generally total ass, anyway. And life ain't good without cigarettes.
I'm sure the dead alcoholics didn't particularly care what their livers looked like. I mean, it's a trade off--you want to live a happy life, you have to live with unattractive internal organs. This is hardly a dilemma for most level-headed people.
But you and MAF like dvds and games. Don't you want to have 20 extra years or so to enjoy them? Its a trade-off like you said.
No no no, I am on a Neil Young kick right now. Better to burn out than yada yada. The last 20 years of one's life are generally total ass, anyway. And life ain't good without cigarettes.
It's not that bad to be old if you're gay. Unlike many old straight men, Gay men can enjoy pretty good sex even after they get old. 'cause they don't need to get hard-ons to have sex.
Hyp trying to play me like I'm a Zima fan or some thit. ::)
what you got in that pic? i'm always open to trying some new shit regardless...
what you got in that pic? i'm always open to trying some new shit regardless...
Peep it! (http://www.stonebrew.com/og/2007/)
When I grow up, I want to be an alcoholic.
Whats a good rum to start with? I havent ever had.
When I grow up, I want to be an alcoholic.
me too. and if it turns out to suck, I'm blaming MAF for being an iconic drinker and making it seem so cool.