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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Robo on August 07, 2007, 05:12:44 PM

Title: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Robo on August 07, 2007, 05:12:44 PM

And today has an unusually surreal feeling, like the day following an acid trip.  I can't really tell if it's just overwhelming job-related ennui or if it's from stirring all night due to the haunting sounds that no doubt plagued the dreams I can no longer remember, but making the latter correlation is much more fun.

Anyway, The Residents fucking rock.

(http://www.residents.com/RZPhoto/page8/files/page8-1008-full.jpg)

I'm gonna go spend the rest of the work day sitting in the bathroom.

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2007, 05:15:04 PM

Which album was it?

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 07, 2007, 05:16:29 PM

I knew a guy who lost his virginity while a Residents album was playing.

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 07, 2007, 05:17:43 PM

I know a guy whose entire lower left calf is a huge residents eyeball tat

p.s. residents were at the VANGUARD of multimedia in like 1988. they rule.

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 07, 2007, 05:19:04 PM

The only Residents song I know is "Time's Up" and it's only because Heavy Vegetable covered it.  :-\

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Robo on August 07, 2007, 05:21:39 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 07, 2007, 05:15:04 PM

Which album was it?

I think I dozed off when The Commercial Album was playing, but I had a playlist set up, so Third Reich 'n' Roll and Duck Stab probably also played at some point during the night.

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 07, 2007, 05:22:24 PM

I know a guy who got cosmetic surgery so the tip of his cock looks like a Residents eyeball

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2007, 05:25:17 PM

I know a guy that got "St. Corny" tattooed on his dick, and when he gets a boner, it says "St. Corney."

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 07, 2007, 05:30:48 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 07, 2007, 05:25:17 PM

I know a guy that got "St. Corny" tattooed on his dick, and when he gets a boner, it says "St. Corney."

sounds like a shower not a grower

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 07, 2007, 05:31:34 PM

I hear the "e" is like 72 point font, though.

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 07, 2007, 05:37:27 PM

St. Corney

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2007, 05:45:07 PM

the bulletin board at work is a comic sans nightmare today :'(

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Mupepe on August 07, 2007, 06:02:22 PM

I lost my virginity while Matchbox 20 was playing, nig nig.

Title: Re: Last night I fell asleep listening to The Residents...
Post by: Robo on August 07, 2007, 10:06:07 PM

This thread was supposed to double as a mopey job-related whining outlet and a Resident's Appreciation Thread and you fucking turds turned it into tattooed dicks appreciation.  :wag

Back on topic:

[youtube=425,350]Ve0XrTiFiwo[/youtube]
Third Reich 'n Roll

[youtube=425,350]8CFTFIcvz6o[/youtube]
Teddy Bear

[youtube=425,350]Z7_iKJAeg08[/youtube]
Picnic in the Jungle (Kick a Picnic)

[youtube=425,350]SxyvPJvy2j4[/youtube]
Medicine Man

 :spin